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Lanaboards needs a dislike button, or like a broken heart or something

it's so weird talking about lana's weight, and shape and analyse them in the first place. In the wedding thread too... ? like are yall serious?
 
My apologize to everyone who finds my post wrong, I didnt mean to post an analysis on her freaking body like that but just got in the thread and i saw "ozempic" this "ozempic" that, I have to reply that post to clear this ozempic shit up because ive seen this everywhere since her coachella, its tired and dumb at this point. We should never ever discuss about her body at any time, any place, not just this thread.

Love this!

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

besides his political views and that whole debate... i've seen many people online (reddit) claim that she's trying to act poor/white trash... which i find to be very stupid and really ignorant, she's cosplaying as someone poor/white trash because she's getting married in the south? or because she had an outdoorsy wedding? it really goes to show how they view the south! people are literally so shallow, dumb, and ignorant, i even saw people say that stuff because she thrifted her dress

3 minutes ago, Dark Angel said:  besides his political views and that whole debate... i've seen many people online (reddit) claim that she's trying to act poor/white trash... which i find to be very stupid and really ignorant, she's cosplaying as someone poor/white trash because she's getting married in the south? or because she had an outdoorsy wedding? it really goes to show how they view the south! people are literally so shallow, dumb, and ignorant, i even saw people say that stuff about she thrifted her dress   this is especially funny when you remember that she neither shared anything related to the weeding nor anything about the relationship at all. if not for paparazzi, speculations, TMZ and Dailymail we wouldn't even know she has a new SO      

I just wonder if Lana felt desperate to get married. 
 
I just broke up with somebody and I had similar feelings of desperation but I’m younger than her and I hope I don’t end up in her position

got off my butt to sign in & comment after years for this. pretty dress, i like the bayou swamp queen vibe.
 
but… now this is a choice considering his vile abhorrent views  i feel so sorry for trans lipsters
 
i’ll come back when the inevitable divorce album drops when she wakes up from… whatever this mess she’s gotten herself into here 

she probably is one already

babes I hope this is sarcasm (which I often don’t get so I apologise if that’s the case lol) but she never lived the trailer park life for real, it was only a year and she did it to get away from the easy life and find inspiration on her own but let’s not forget that she had always had a home to go back to, a family and some type of wealth- let’s remember that most people who live in trailer parks have no choice, they have underpaid jobs if any, they struggle, it’s their only option, it’s not a “life experience”. she’s now a millionaire, cosplaying working class won’t change that 

anyways yall we need HQ solo pics of her in the dress omggg

Look I don't wish them any ill will or any shit but she has terrible taste in men, they never seem to last very long, and there is ample evidence that her boyfriends .... overlap
So with that in mind I am super skeptical considering these two have only dated for four months 
It really isn't long enough to know someone well enough to marry them; idgaf what anyone says
Maybe she feels rushed cos she's almost 40 idk 
We will see what happens but I do think this has the potential to get very messy 

I honestly think that’s it, she’s been trying her whole life to find ‘the one’ and she’s probably thought fuck it let’s get married I’m not getting any younger. 

she probably is one already

it’s very poetic for lana to leave the trailer park life only to return after she realized the fame and fortune wasn’t worth it
 
 

it’s very poetic for lana to leave the trailer park life only to return after she realized the fame and fortune wasn’t worth it
 
 

i can’t do this everything i find out about him gets worse and worse. also can we please have hq pics of the wedding she looks gorgeous

lizzy dufrene now unfortunately 

it’s very poetic for lana to leave the trailer park life only to return after she realized the fame and fortune wasn’t worth it
 
 

she probably is one already

that would hurt.

Jen's sister's stories are so chaotic, haha... But, jeez..the paparazzi are so invasive... I guess they'll move houses if they're planning on living there... I don't know.

I’m a bit late to this bc of work but I’m actually so happy for her