syrup amour

waiting for the grammys to have a la la land/moonlight moment where they announce boygenius as the winner, but soon after reveal they got mixed up and the award was for leonard cohen instead... is he currently eligible for album of the year ? probably not! but wouldn't it be funny?

I wouldn’t do it, she’s shown up enough already for these lizards 

OMG JONIII

I’ve been covering Joni!!

she's staying home, cozy in her bed, cuddling up with her pets, and watching reality TV, and we love her for it

I’ve been covering Joni!!

LB choosing between people to blame if she doesn’t win:
-Jack (a classic)
-Nicki Lane (another classic)

Zach Bryan too. at least Lana has that to smile about

No but literally

Is Lana even going to show up at this point??? Idk if I would if I were her...

No but literally

well without jack we wouldn't have VB, A&W and many other works of art so I think we know the answer

the jokes weren’t funny, they paid the money, the scammy’s voters don’t know what to say 

No but literally

I swear if she doesn't win something it's just a big fucking joke . Moving forward I hope she never gives the grammys future music for consideration ever again . She's shifted culture for over a decade now . Maybe they don't like that her music was mocking the ' American dream ' the whole time and they don't want to promote anything other than the " distraction propaganda " music . She said said it herself in Get Free . 

No but literally

This HAS to be Nikki Lanes fault

lana will be #1 trending topic on twitter, ocean blvd will be a bigger hit and all the magazines will hate on the grammy 

Win now uses she/her pronouns, kind reminder

I'm kind of debating whether I should give up and sleep instead of staying up until 4 fucking am watching the main ceremony but I don't think I could go to sleep if I tried lmao
 
besides I'm still hyped for an iconic red carpet look from her and all the taylana content regardless of everything else xx

LB choosing between people to blame if she doesn’t win:
-Jack (a classic)
-Nicki Lane (another classic)

any fellow european knows a stream when the real thing starts?

LB choosing between people to blame if she doesn’t win:
-Jack (a classic)
-Nicki Lane (another classic)

Goodbye Boygenius vinyl 

(and just in case this gets picked up by other fandoms as proof that Lana stans are unhinged this IS a joke obvs Im not burning vinyls here) 

Paraless is also on my list. I never liked them.