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Quiet now children.
Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves
The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free
 

clock it again for me 
 
though this is just the natural cycle of a lana pre-release. as niko said... a canon event that we cannot interfere with 

Quiet now children.
Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves
The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free
 

Quiet now children.
Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves
The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free
 

We've talked about it in here before but she really does need to stop with these diary-like lyrics. Enough.
Ever since VBBOTG, it's as if she thinks that every single word in her diary is so fantastic that needs to be bestowed upon the world in the form of a song or poem. As I've said before, there's no filtering, and there's also no development of thoughts. 
I also don't understand the people who say such lyrics are relatable. I go swimming in my friends' pools too but I don't listen to Blue Banisters and tear up because Jenny swam in Lana's pool. 
Her lyrics of the past invoked feelings because the ideas and statements were more developed and therefore much more meaningful. There was an element of wisdom and now that's missing. 
Possible album spoiler statement
I hope she takes a long break before she threatens to release her next album (covers excluded) because I think, without one, it's gonna be more of the same
 

Fuck yes. I hadn't listened to "Cola" in forever but I did today and goddamn, what a serve. She would never write provocative lyrics like that these days. I hope she stops self-censoring. People are going to hate no matter what she does.

Cola is too iconic of a song to retire from her live performances, it would so punk rock of her to bring it back. she can romanticize whatever/whoever the fuck she wants even Harvey Weinstein 

I love the production! A lot of people on here talk about BTD being overproduced, but I honestly think it's perfect. The strings, the beats, the yelling/cheering/animal noises/sound effects all contribute to the chaotic, manic vibe of the album, and it still makes me go crazy after all these years lol

Fishtail is her worst song 

I think the official album cover doesn't capture the character of the music videos and songs as the fan-made NFR album. I prefer this fan-made album cover art, a lot more: 
 
For Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, I found a stunning cover art based on the Skims campaign that also works well for the albums vibe while contrasting the original album cover:

what r your guys fav LDR fan-made cover arts?

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

A song like Tough doesn't have a "classic country, American, or Southern Gothic" production. So I hope they keep it away from Lasso. 

i don't like quavo rapping

Pitchfork reviewer explaining that Lana taking a shit at 9:11 in the morning is a reference to 9/11 attacks, war on terror, Bush presidency, and decline of neo-liberalism
P.S: I don't think I have ever seen someone do so much mental gymnastics as Mina Tavakoli did in her "review" of COCC

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

The way some of y'all decided that a random user is in fact a reliable source is something.
 

Pitchfork reviewer explaining that Lana taking a shit at 9:11 in the morning is a reference to 9/11 attacks, war on terror, Bush presidency, and decline of neo-liberalism
P.S: I don't think I have ever seen someone do so much mental gymnastics as Mina Tavakoli did in her "review" of COCC

This is a canon event we can’t interfere with unfortunately 

Let the people have fun!

The way some of y'all decided that a random user is in fact a reliable source is something.
 

The way some of y'all decided that a random user is in fact a reliable source is something.
 

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart

Even though this is definitely fake, I choose to believe