honeymoon is alive

Did we even talk about that here? 

EVIL.

I don't really like this take because I go to music stores around me, like local record shops, and I find Violet on vinyl and on cd, despite it being spoken word. They even have a spoken word section in the records and cds and they still place Violet along with Lana's traditional albums. It has background music, Lana counts it, so it counts 

I like her shoots and her work with Lana is iconic but she needs to chill with the photoshop 

b3n m*ws0n finding out he has been impersonated yet again:
 

 
followed by him finding out it's to take down lanaboards:
 

Alright. We were down for about an hour and I’m going to explain why.
 
As I was just beginning to fall asleep two hours ago at 2am, I received a phone call from an unknown number and groggily answered it. It was someone who identified themselves as Bridgette, asking for the owner of LanaBoards.
Confused and taken aback and also half asleep, I just nervously laugh and ask what this person needs. They hang up.
They then text me saying that they are a social media analyst for TAP Management, Lana’s management, essentially informing me that Ben was in talks of having the site shut down for recent leaks, discussion, etc. Saying that this was Lana’s personal request.
For over an hour and a half, this person proceeded to fill me with stress and anxiety through text message regarding this “issue” with the site and not answering my calls saying that Ben would be reaching out to me personally tomorrow to speak further.
Though I was initially skeptical that this was a prank after they called asking for the LanaBoards owner due to the suspicious number (I even texted my personal best friend who knows I run this site and is infamous for her prank calls that don’t typically target me who confirmed she wasn’t behind this), the gravity and severity of the situation that they informed me of once they texted me after they hung up lead me to treat this as a better safe than sorry situation. When I asked how they received my number as Lana’s management doesn’t have my current number as it’s changed since I last spoke with one of her managers years back, they said that Lana herself provided a list of fans they thought may have managed the site, and they listed my ex-girlfriend of 3 years ago who is a fellow prominent Lana fan in the community as someone they reached out to that eventually put them in contact with me. (Note, I have no idea if she’s actually involved with this and highly doubt that she is as it would be very out of character given how we left things at the end several years ago, but that only added to my concern as well as my suspicion.)
Everything that they asked of me I immediately cooperated with, including temporarily pulling the site.
Then, after an hour and a half of this anxiety inducing madness, they tell me this is a prank. They then identify as someone named Dez.
This was not funny.
It was very immature and inappropriate for someone to call me posing as a member of Lana’s management asking about LanaBoards at 2am on a Monday morning ahead of a very busy workweek for me as I’m spending the next 5 days working 14 hour days on set.
 
I am posting this here to just say, if this is someone from the site, do not ever do this again. I would also appreciate if you could please reveal yourself and how you got my number, as I’m really concerned about how LanaBoards members/Lana fans are receiving my personal cell phone number that they feel free to call to harass me for a prank at 2am.
If you are someone who has my phone number, which I know is a couple of you here, please do not give it out without my permission.
I keep a relatively small personal circle, and whoever is behind this has relative knowledge of my life regarding the fact I own this site and the name of my ex-girlfriend that I haven’t spoken to in years. This just grows my concern of my number and personal details being passed around.
 
If there ever is a serious issue regarding the site, LanaBoards has a contact email and social media pages that work just as well.
& if you’re going to prank me like this, choose a better time.
 
Thanks x
 

 

 

She did say she was going to work with him for an album trailer... but this was back in December so who knows if it's still happening...
This plus the DNC thing is kinda weird... like she had so much apparently planned ahead and the album was (I guess) still early in development 
But well we know Lana and her ever changing mind so we'll have to wait and see what she blesses us with this time 

we're not getting any album soon anyways stream unidentified flying bill for clear skin xo

we're not getting any album soon anyways stream unidentified flying bill for clear skin xo

we're not getting any album soon anyways stream unidentified flying bill for clear skin xo

EVIL.

we're not getting any album soon anyways stream unidentified flying bill for clear skin xo

this is like saying rap albums do not count as real albums because it is not singing. spoken word is just another genre. plenty of older artists have spoken word poetry albums too. i do not see the issue with counting it amongst her other albums even if you do not personally like the genre. 

we're not getting any album soon anyways stream unidentified flying bill for clear skin xo

I SCREAMED
trying to understand her decision of wearing flannel with this top

EVIL.

and the fact that Madonna took >20 years to release 10 studio albums.
Meanwhile Lana gave us 9 albums in 10 years time-span (not to mention AKA).

atp, i am totally okay if we're not getting the album before 2023 since it's about to be Taylor's spotlight for the rest of the quarter for sure since she's dropping "Midnights" & Bey's alleged Act ii as well.
 
Im fine with a January/feb release. But can WE PLEASEEE AT LEAST HAVE CRUMBS OF INFO TO KEEP THE HYPE?  

Rockafella my umbrella… 

Thank God we stan Lana who won't keep her thoughts inside her head 

imagine waiting for an album for years like most other fanbases do 

It's crazy how we want a new album every year. Not all artists release that often. I can wait another year for a new album. She gave us so much last year.

eu acho que a Lana vai está no novo álbum da Taylor mas se a Taylor tivesse no da Lana também seria incrível, a Taylor está em uma estética totalmente diferente e Carolina que a Taylor fez para o filme lembra a Lana todinha, faz muito sentido elas lançarem algo, afinal, elas estavam juntas há um tempo atrás com o Jack também. Um dos feat do novo álbum poderia ser ela.

lana tem contado sua história durante anos em todas as suas composições, exclusivamente em violeta. Acho que esse álbum vai ser um convite para entrar na mente dela e entender como ela funciona.

I see everyone is losing their minds. Stay strong, miss Lana is coming soon.