honeymoon is alive

right she isn't even posting SELFIES ON HONEYMOON what's happening

right she isn't even posting SELFIES ON HONEYMOON what's happening

maybe summertime sadness sped up is the lead single for LDR9: the chipmunk collection with progressively faster lana songs new and old! what a cute concept i stan

right she isn't even posting SELFIES ON HONEYMOON what's happening

right she isn't even posting SELFIES ON HONEYMOON what's happening

i was thinking literally the same thing not even joking this is a sign

they're not lana stans, all they listen to is BTD and UV lol, and their understanding of lana's lyrics and messaging is about on par with that of her detractors
 
much like i guess mina puts it (been a while since i watched that particular video), the "coquette" girlies are just rehashing what the "sad girls" did on tumblr ten years ago, but they're self-aware and pretending they're not, which takes all the air out of it
 
it comes across, frankly, like when corporations and businesses put pride flags on their social media during the month of june lol
 
basically, i think the sad girl movement was sincere, because we were a lot more naïve a decade ago, wheras this coquette trend is just commodifying this naïvety for "clout"
 
there's a weird sort of self-importance about it, devoid of irony but all the same insisting that it's elective - a taking-back of power, not an immutable personality trait (which would still be unhealthy, like it was presented back then) but a means to define your existence, which
 
why are you defining yourself by mary jane shoes and UO copies of UV solely as aesthetic implements, rather than what they might mean to you, what power does that actually bestow
 
(insofar as a pair of shoes and an album sleeve can mean anything to anybody, but you get what i'm saying)

watch her being the most streamed female artist this year after this

watch her being the most streamed female artist this year after this

watch her being the most streamed female artist this year after this

Imagine White Dress sped up... downatthemeninmusicbusinessconference would turn into a single syllable 

Can't wait for the sped-up version of Arcadia!

u are kidding me right 

ben: new music coming soon 😍❤️‍🔥🤩
 
the new music:

After lana hears this she will officially quit music forever 

tiktok ruins everything
 
still have lanacult ptsd

Tik Tok is designed to progressively lower the attention span of its users. This trend of sped-up songs simply reflects that 

as long as this boosts her streaming numbers i’m fine w this  should’ve been released in summer and not fall tho 

i don't want to be that person but she doesn't look like a person who will be releasing anything soon 

i was thinking literally the same thing not even joking this is a sign

i was thinking literally the same thing not even joking this is a sign

i was thinking literally the same thing not even joking this is a sign

I don't think it's that far just based on her previous releases. We never had to wait more than 2 years for an album and even on the longest periods between records we got an early single months before (the outlier being Love/LFL but since it leaked we got it early anyway).
 
Also I know we have to take Ben's comments with a grain of salt but she's been working on this at least since late 2021 (and probably even before since BB was finished in the summer and she tends to start the next thing while finishing the former) so I do believe the album is almost done 

the way your signature manifested this shit before - LDR9 turnt to LDRX real quick. 
 

i don't want to be that person but she doesn't look like a person who will be releasing anything soon