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maybe the release will be neither physical nor digital but something else entirely.. an involuntary livestream directly to our brains, sales be damned 

A porn star from Texas. He often stripped in Nikkis old barn where Nikki Lane & her friends were partying all weekend long. They invited Lana last week. The amount of cherry coke & diet mountain dew Lana drank, gave her such a sugar rush and seeing Josh the stripper dancing and grinding in the hay gave her so much euphoria she told him some tea about LDR9 and is going to write a song about him which will she release only digitally as a LDR9 bonus track 

She always drops the cover with the tracklist. the title is normally previously knew because she can’t shut up. this era she could and she did shut up her month. it’s all coming 

if nfr and btd go together (popularity), cotcc and uv go to together (less popular chart/billboard/radio wise, more raw than the previous album, less commercial but still somewhat commercial), and hm and bb go together (vanity projects, less fanfare around release, reflections on self and past) …
 
lfl and ldr9 go together (which fits with the “variety” thing we got from boz)  maybe not sonically though .. cause boz said they weren’t alike i think, but i feel like there will be similar aspects .. a return to a bigger era perhaps? beautiful visuals? variety and power? some self reflection and some hot iconic tracks? commercial appeal? bombastic??? i see it coming … don’t tell me i’m delusional, i’m just wild!

if it's not from HOLA TV I don't think about it 

Why do the new “insiders” act like a child when people are skeptical  like you are a rando behind a screen on a site full of rabid fans who think the tea leaves told them what color vinyl will be… it’s not unreasonable to have doubts. But like spill your tea, it shouldn’t matter if we are skeptical because it’s true anyway… right? 

if your definition of soon is the same as Ben's we need to have a talk 

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Neil is so fucking daddy like...fucking iconic and lowkey underrated. His work is unique. His work with Lana is legendary even if she prefers to take selfies with her iphone 6.

lana would never care enough to do this at this point in her career but i’m a dreamer i dream a lot so just wishfully… i’ve always wanted an artist to reveal an album cover through a literal puzzle. like put up a mysterious 1000pc puzzle on their merch store with no context of what it is, and then it’s sent to fans who take the risk on buying it and it turns out to be the album cover. again lana would never do this but in general i think that would be such a fucking cool idea
 
and it’s unmarked and everything so when it comes and you’re putting it together you don’t even have a reference photo or anything like you have to WORK for it. i love immersive stuff like that

Yes 

Now who is that Hola TV interviewer and do they need their ass ate. 

The way none of the Lana pages om twitter got the news yet

OMG A DATE!!! LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY!!! EXACTLY ONE WEEK AFTER THE WEBSITE BLACK OUT!!

WE DID IT. We survived scat attacks, the longest dry spell in years, and fake insiders all for this moment. We earned this y'all, breathe it in 

HOLA TV, Thank you! You're my favorite insider now.

omg im almost at 1k rep points like this if u like cock (chemtrails over the country club)

@Elle pleek

Ben posted like 4 times the same thing but didn't tease an amazingly beautiful 9th (at least) album ✨️🚀
 
We lost 

if i’m thinking critically, her albums are usually released 1-2 years after her first mention of new tracks or a new concept — after BTD to COTCC the average was roughly 1.5 years
 
she mentioned working on new songs the day BB was released (but to be honest i don’t remember that … someone on lanapedia might just be lying) so following the 1.5 year schedule that would put the LDR9 release date sometime in april 2023 (rollout starting sometime in january/february) ……. however that was over IG live and it was informal so if you’re going off a more formal mention, it would be the W magazine interview, which was written around may 2022, which puts the release somewhere around november 2023 (rollout starting july/august) OR you could count DNC as the first album mention, which puts the release date in june 2023 (rollout starting march/april) … 
 

YOU SHOULD STAY REAL CLOSE TO JESUS 
 
oh sorry, wrong prerelease era
 
said he’d come back every may just to help me if I paint my banisters blue 
 
 
Wait, that’s not right either

Rockefeller my umbrella God I love you baby 

 

That's because all of the Ldr9 tracks/recording sessions are being kept in a hard-drive locked in a safe at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean where nobody but some unsuspecting crustaceans will be
 
That's my insider information

Come on guys, shes just following Apple steps, skipping the 9, ''iphone 11'' refference in BB, venice bitch performance at apple event,  shes tim cook best friend........ shes gonna give us iphones on LDRX BOX SET. OMGGG.