never to heaven

Well shit...how ya'll doin?
 
 

If fkin Neilkrug posts another fkin time about Weyes Blood instead of LDR9... 
 
I'm starting to miss those days of her posting broken blinds and dirty couches and shit

the way I'm picturing someone ripping a paper calendar off an office wall, throwing it in the trash can and setting it on fire 

ROCKEFEELA PUSSYBRELLA 

it's a party, it's a party, it's a party, it's a party, it's a party, c-c-c'mon 

Single out November 15th to steal the thunder from the Grammy noms  album out December to steal the thunder from Christmas 

It was iconic but also chaotic... the constant dragging of the picsart covers, the lack of any comments about the tracks or the coming album, the karen allegations still going strong, people saying she was over cause they hated the tracks, people fighting with Mike Dean on twitter, the "marks on the covers are actually bruises" thinkpieces.... and I can be here all day listing stuff from that period 

I had a dream that lyrics were leaked on that site that were like: my love is a knife and my knife is what pulls you in to me / you’re like a fly on the wall  / watching me metaphysically”  in my dream it slapped we went fucking crazy 

Lana please do something people are already starting with the weird takes 

Rough transcriptions:
 
Video 1: 
So I wanted to talk to you guys about something for a minute - a few months ago I parked my car on Melrose place, and I stepped away for a minute, and the one time I left my backpack inside my car someone broke all of the windows and took it and inside of it was my computer and my 3 cam corders and my hard drives. I had to remotely wipe my computer that had my 200 page book for S&S, which I didn't have backed up to a cloud because we do not have any cloud systems that we access and despite that people are still able to access this week my phone and leak our songs and personal photos and I just want to mention that despite all of this happening I am confident in the record to come and despite so many safety factors in so many different levels I want to persist and make the best art I can....
 
Video 2:
"And make the best art I can and even if I have to start over with my book which I do, you know obviously I won’t leave my stuff in my car even if it’s just for a moment but we’ve had these same issues at the house and it is a constant thing and although I’m so grateful to share all of the good stuff I just also want to share that it has been a challenge and I think that it’s important to share that it’s bit of a roadblock in terms of the creative process and keeping things safe and valuable and keeping ME safe as well with all of the um action that’s been going on around me and my home, everywhere I go and I don’t even think a plea for respect of privacy would even do anything but I do want to be honest about the fact that I do have concerns about what’s going to be out there and the two years worth of videos that we have from the family and everything that we had planned to turn into a small snippet of our lives over the last couple of years and everything else that might be in there and…."
 
Video 3:
"That’s just what’s been going and with everything leaking lately I just want to bring it to light that it’s hard and there’s really nothing to be done because I can’t really make my devices any safer, however people access them is unbeknownst to me and unavoidable unless I just completely don’t have them and no one has them in terms of the songs so I’m hoping that nothing else becomes available or stolen and this is just an off the cuff thought that I’ve had for a long time: I don’t really like to share things that aren’t going to plan, it’s why I’ve been private in the first place and it doesn’t have any bearing on things staying private ; even if what I’m left with is just my inner most thoughts I accept that but I just want to say that is a challenge and so please don’t listen to the music if you hear it....
 
Video 4:
....Because it's not coming out yet and in terms of the book: I loved the book that I lost with all my heart and put a lot of passion into it and in terms of the cam corders we shall see what happens with that. So that is an update that I would normally not give but I'm worried about it so now that it's the third time that this has happened I wanted to address it. that's that and onward and upward and we'll see. Thanks."

I think it’s clear, we need to make ‘soon’ a legal definition. By Law it will mean within 3 weeks maximum.  Anyone who breaks this law will be locked up….Ben better get used to orange jumpsuits.

From Jan to August they destroyed me
In Sep lana saves me and I revive

If it makes you feel any better, my unpopular opinion is that it might be my favorite Lana album next to Honeymoon..

but shameika said she had potential

WhT if there isn’t any instruments? Its acapella time girlies

it’s always, “which ian, which ian,” but never “how’s ian.” 

Are you expecting him to pick up and go "'Hi this is Ian here's a snippet of the album" like... Literally what will harassing him on his personal number do other than just make him annoyed about his number leaking. Very weird behaviour.

She uploaded an Instagram story in 4 parts, representing four quarters of the year. The first three parts were in black & white and the last one was in color. It means she is releasing her album in Q4 of 2022.

Father
John
Misty

This is def fake but I'm choosing to believe all of this TBH (except the "the album isn't finished yet" part cause it's coming in 3 days!)

I manifest Religion, Wildflower Wildfire, Cruel World and Heroin vibes from LDR9
Let it be dark, haunting, sexy, twisted, witchy, cold, foggy album
 

there's something in the wind...
 

they’re being completely silent because the album is coming september 1st & they all want it to be a complete surprise

She will post an update tonight 

Me cashing out my retirement accounts and draining my savings to buy a DNC jacket and a I won’t not fuck you the fuck up glitter crop top in six days