never to heaven

Think about this:
 
Leaks: No Candy Necklace:
Gigwise reviews: No mention of Candy Necklace
inews: No mention of Candy Necklace
Guardian:  No mention of Candy Necklace
NME:  No mention of Candy Necklace
The Line of Best Fit:  No mention of Candy Necklace
DIY:  No mention of Candy Necklace
Rolling Stone:  No mention of Candy Necklace
 
Farout magazine:  "an infectious slice of road-ready glitch-pop"
 

Enjoy it while u can

Yeah, CN is pretty much everything BUT "road ready glitch pop", so ... ????? 

I just tried the snippet she posted and AHA does recognize that but not the leaked version. Interesting. 

when CN album version is just a horrible glitch remix of the masterpiece we all heard yesterday 

The fuck is glitch pop?
Candy necklance is truly that girl cus she has had us in a chocke hold since the beginning

It's possible that they were doing a number 2 during CN and they had to improvise the description.

Suddenly we’re being sucker-punched by ‘Candy Necklace’, an infectious slice of road-ready glitch-pop 
 

HELP not rumors of a potentially different Candy Necklace version on streaming I’m in love with the LQ version we have I did NOT sign up for this!!!! 

i will actually be furious because the vinyl version is absolutely perfect......

You all need to realize, critics are not fans of the music they listen to. They listen to so many new releases that they would probably not even play the same thing twice. An 80/100 or 8/10 is a high enough review that that's not bad. that's 4/5 stars. Considering some of the lyrics on this album, specifically at the end and i don't want to put this in spoilers because I'm not spoiling anything, I'm surprised they didn't feel any type of way. Maybe they didn't pay attention to the lyrics, who knows. But they aren't Lana fans. They've probably heard her music before, they know it's good but they don't find it to be life changing. A lot of us have a grandiose expectation from her and sometimes we feel we get what we want so it's automatically "brilliant" and the music IS good imo, but I couldn't see this being a 10/10, 100/100 album. It's good, but at the same time it's long in places that shouldn't be and short in places it shouldn't be. The interludes are about 2 minutes too long, the last three tracks of the album are about 3 minutes too short each track, and the album is still good. 
 
The critics never love Lana, it's something we'll always have to deal with. Lana needs to accept it herself. Realize the music is there for those who care to listen and who care to give it a try, but it's also not going to hit with everyone. Sometimes her music is only for some people who get it. 

My matches are ready for the basement that they run that shit magazine from

funny how the only negative critic review uv got on metacritic - the 405, no longer exists  others should take notes

It'd be a joke if it receives a lower score than BB

They should have thrown away the key until they committed to at least 90/100 

My girl Jenn Pelly (who reviewed NFR!) better be the one reviewing DYKTTATUOB for Pitchfork

Some magazine has got to step up their pussy and give her that 5/5

Why’s it getting endless summer vacation numbers 

Now I'm scared of Pitchfork, I don't think they'll give it a lower score than Blue Banisters, but...

This album is getting Blue Banisters level reviews so far. I wasn’t expecting that. 

Yeah. I think people need to stop comparing her new songs to her older songs because most of y'all gotta be straight up deaf with some of these comparisons

Cinnamon Girl,Tulsa Jesus Freak and Fishtail are sisters from different fathers 

the title track is still a classic