For K

Lana opening honeymoon was an act of sympathy. She saw this thread and felt bad because of how mentally ill and delusional we are. Such a generous queen. 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Did we believe or were we just bored 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

So she actually set @honeymoon public today
Do we say miss Doll lied or not? (yes, yes)

let's wait for the announcement tonight before we give miss liar doll any sympathy. 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

are we sure that her account is gone forever? 

Honestly I could totally see a single announcement on Honeymoon soon with her unlocking it though  I do think her label, especially considering her success on streaming platforms right now, will at least try to get Lana to reactivate her main(s) for an actual album announcement. Or as somebody else suggested earlier (Sorry I would honestly try to find it but we've added like 50 pages in a day and a half LOL) her team could take over her main and Lana could just stick to using Honeymoon. Thanksgiving timeline me thinks 

Literally nothing... dollie never showed up again and nothing happened yesterday 

you just killed the vibe of every gorl saying it's page 700
 
OT: ANNOUNCEMENT COMING EVERYBODY MOVE
 

Hi everyone! Cleaning up the thread a little bit, please try not spam/get so extremely off topic  I’m probably going to be utilizing the new lore thread for some of the posts,  it I’m on mobile so moving extremely slow 

PAGE 700!!! once we get to 750 today, lana will announce the title of LDR9. miss doll told me so. 

HAPPY 700 PAGES OF DELULU
 
May we be blessed with many more
 

wednesday is the new tuesday. album announcement at 12 pm LA time TODAY. 

I mean above all else we did almost reach 700 pages of delusions, fantasies, and fake insiders today. We may not have any content but we definitely have keyboards 

Just read on Reuters, Biden is saying he has convincing intel that it wasn't a Russian missle? Now as an American I obviously take everything my own government says with a hefty grain of salt but I feel like he wouldn't say that without some strong evidence. He has been waiting for a reason to throw the book at Putin so I'm actually kind've shocked?! So maybe A.) Since it was a building where a lot of dried grain was being stored and kept and as most know dried grain + even a match or lit cigarette in the wrong place could equal boom. Or possibility B.) it was from a Ukrainian soldier who accidentally sent an anti-missle rocket the wrong way? (Highly, highly unlikely but I bet both my ass cheeks Russia will absolute spin that narrative come tomorrow). 
 
No idea as of right now but it seems like WWIII is off the table (Not that it was necessarily on the table)and russia gets to play victim for allegedly being truthful for once and nobody believing them when they said it wasn't their rocket. Anyways hopefully that puts some people at ease. Especially the Polish LB members. Russia doesn't want a war with Poland, they know they'll lose.
 
Also just to make this clear this is what an American president said, and as we all know the american government isn't necessarily recognized as a beacon of honesty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
 
 
 

Heart-Shaped Box cover coming out officially as a single on Thanksgiving. Lana making sure we won't go hungry 

Did we believe or were we just bored 

Okay since we’re in a drought right now I’ll post this. My phone widget glitched for my music which basically means this next album is going to be 2000s rock and ultra. Lots of guitar. Also i definitely do NOT listen to this song ever and have no idea how it got in my phone 

I mean above all else we did almost reach 700 pages of delusions, fantasies, and fake insiders today. We may not have any content but we definitely have keyboards