Apple n Apple

Deleting Instagram is the healthiest thing any human being can do. So I’m really happy for her.

aka one of her best albums 

let a legend cook up another masterpiece... 

I'm not upset. It's time for her to retreat a bit, live her life, and get inspiration for whatever is next. I'm sure she'll be back eventually.

'hi lovely'...she'd probably say something like 'now how the fuck did you find this' 

we joke about people pretending to be lana, while almost all of us have her face as pfp

🔔 You got a new message from lanadelreyemergency account

Hey this is Lana Del Rey, I lost my credit card and I need money for a plane ticket so I can fly to your city to perform. Can you send me some money? I'll bring Nikki Lane.
 
Hello this is Nikki Lane

were now gonna have a million new china.palace situations where people pretend to be lana and some weirdos actually believe it
 
GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER

fell on my knees in walmart
 

fell on my knees in walmart
 

fell on my knees in walmart
 

fell on my knees in walmart
 

fell on my knees in walmart
 

fell on my knees in walmart
 

1. import both the song and the instrumental into audacity
2. set them up so they start at the EXACT same time (like i mean exact, it needs to be as close to perfect as humanly possible)
3. select the instrumental, then select effects > invert
4. now do a test play, if you did it right, you should only hear the difference between the two files (aka the vocals). its not going to be perfect, but it gets you about 80-90% of the way to a studio acapella
5. select both audio tracks, then select tracks > mix > mix and render to new track
6. delete the song and the instrumental, leaving you with the mostly studio acapella, and export it
7. go to vocalremover.org and go to the splitter (this will use ai to remove almost all of the remaining instrumental bits of the file)
8. import your acapella file and wait for it to process
9. do another test play, turning the vocal track all the way up and the music, drum, and bass tracks all the way down
10. click save, and select the vocal
did i need to type this in here? no, but i wanted to

fell on my knees in walmart
 

security... nurse... 

when @honeymoon reactivates as a wedding planning business 

Honey you have a big storm coming 

guys it's fine, im flying to LA tmrw, ill just meet up with her at the corner of ventura blvd and coldwater canyon and ask her what her new private account name is

when lana deactivates honeymoon so she can move to lustforlife account and she reveals she's actually @lustforlife