heavensentslut

omg thank you im honored 

Well, just because I’m the host doesn’t mean I can’t campaign for myself too!
Elle - for your consideration…
 
Nicest Member
I always try to sprinkle sunshine whenever I go, and even when i have to lay down the law with a mod queue or warning point, I always do it with lots of love  
 
Veteran Member
I have truly put my life on the line for this country website, dueling through many battles over being a member for the past 9 1/2 years & owner for the past 6! 
 
Biggest Stan
Not only am I the gracious owner of the largest Lana Del Rey fan site, but I have arguably one of the largest Lana collections that includes over 165 magazines, over 100 clothing items as seen on LDR, and hundreds of other merch items! Here's a photo of my collection that I took in 2020, and if you can even imagine it, it's even larger now:
 
Peace Keeper
Again, I know it’s not fun when I have to lay down the law sometimes, but without my efforts this place would honestly be a hell hole, you gotta admit it.
 
Be My Daddy - for Hottest Member
I narrowly won this award last year after being runner up for the previous 4 years in a row, and I'm back to take home the title again! In case you need a refresher of my beautiful face, here are some pictures from this year xx
 
Lipster of the Year/Decade
All I'm going to say is that this place wouldn't be here without me...
 

vote for @the ocean for: lipster of the year most active • status updater • best taste worst taste • nicest member • rudest member biggest lana hater • hybrid fan • peace keeper attention whore • big eyes • self-loathing poet

Nominate [SNIPPET] Crazy For You for thread of the year 

here's a list of people who qualify for BEST NEW MEMBER that i think are notable enough to be voted
(sorry for the mass tagging )

spilled

Thank u for abiding by road safety laws while browsing LanaBoards.com xx

I just saw a license plate that said DNC  what is going AWN!!!
 
 
(Elle I'm pulled over writing this don't ban me!)

What are the chances of Lana being on SNL in the future Will Ocean Blvd era finally be the door to SNL?(I know she doesn't want to participate in snl but the thought of it makes me happy)

American Whore will be
 
as dangerous as Off To The Races cinematic setup
as controversial & declarative as Fucked My Way Up To The Top lyrical content
as glamourous as Art Deco 
as atmospheric as Heroin (at midst of Topanga in a hot summer night)
as endless as Venice Bitch imaginary psychedelic Ocean Blvd driveway
as nostalgic as White Dress godly hour by the sunset of a late summer afternoon
as chaotic as Black Bathing Suit swimming pool full of neon, hazy & ecstasy
 
You didn't hear it from me
 

I love him, his discography is actually much stronger than one would expect. New song slaps too!

Her magnum opus tbh.
 
She needed to keep hiring Pharrell

You heard it from the Catholic Church first! 

all the roses are red..

you see this guys? you really want blood on your hands????? will also kill myself btw

crazy for you PLS

right 

they were definitely being sarcastic

a leak fight should definitely happen again

This is history laynabordes 

wheres the news and media attention, campaign advertisements & phone calls and televised debate for these songs? crazy for you and california need a better PR team if they want to secure my vote

soo many people on this site have heard cfy already. i think trashmagiq even heard it too (idk if they were exaggerating). california is a song we know nothing about, might as well leak it. and also for the first time i think in like 2 or 3 years honeymouns isn’t doing a 9 days of honeymouns event. there’s a possibility that they might leak cfy (if they have it). What im trying to say is vote for cali because i sure as hell dont want to wait a year for that song 

leak both and we'll literally worship you
i like cali more but both would be a nice treat