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Gnikkilane please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing

I am confident now that the title is grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep sea fishing. It's kind of ridiculous, but also makes sense and is very LDR

omg wait he did use the grandfather old man emoji 
 
and when he said he already said the first name of the song, that is what he meant  
 
so it’s definitely the grandfather one 

mmmm i think you cracked the code

Wait... your mind 

HOLD UP
isn't the long acronym track 11? And remember when people asked Kintsugi about track 11 and he replied with this 👴 emoji
imo that definitely confirms "grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing"

if we're talking ridiculous it gotta be the big dong statue one 'god priapus...'

so we got
1. God put safety on the shore of my fathers waters - he didn’t stay floating
2. God Plays songs of the soul only my friends who hid do silently fear
3. Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing
now which one is it 

Yes, and BoZ said he almost saw the correct one, it has to be this one. It also was posted yesterday.

ITS GOD PRIAPUS STATUE

I'm on it... but I forgot I have to go through tindergate and feetgate  

Half the album? Iconic 

CUNTSUGI IS HERE 
 

AHHHHHHHHH 
 
I love you king

There isn't a single Lana album that I dislike but Tunnel definitely feels more thought out and interesting due to a wider palette of inspirations, sounds and instruments used during the process.
 
 
While I do like most of COCC tracks you can tell they could have done way more with them. White Dress feels like a lot of wasted potential to me because the melodies are glorious.

Kintsugi coming back just to roast someone is such a “Burn Me Where You Belong” moment <3

genuine question why are you here ?   like you obviously don’t even like lana to begin with so why tf are you here ? i may be a bitch and i complain a lot but at least on some occasions i express excitement over her upcoming music/praise it. you on the other hand… jesus jared get a hobby, quick 

and I OOP! King Kintsugi has had ENOUGH

It's astonishing how easy it is for you to tear Lana down without actually hearing anything off of the new record aside from 2 crusty snippets and one single (which has shown a massive upgrade from her latest 2 records already). What you're saying couldn't be more wrong. The samples aren't as obvious as you think they could be, Lana is touching new grounds while delivering something new for her and despite this being her 9th album she's still proving herself to be a true one of a kind visionary. It's funny how you've assumed this bullshit after 2 of my posts which were vague at most on purpose. @Sportscruiser summed it up pretty well so I'm not going to continue but you should be embarrassed.

I WANT TRAP LANA I WANT TRAP LANA!!! 

Would it be petty? Absolutely. Would I eat it up? 

This would be even more embarrassing than the title track release 

I know this was discussed a few weeks ago but there is indeed a big date in January that could be it 
 
 
“Last weekend” (I’m assuming) would mean Sean got married the weekend of January 15th-16th. If she continues the Sean drag session this could be the dates for some upcoming news or even the second single