Nevermind

i created a monster
i think that "martha's vineyard", "an eulogy for who she once was", and "edit" were lowkey funnier titles too

Half of the titles are from this joke tracklist I did:
 
and who’s editing wikipedia:

 
15. "His Big Eiffel Tower and My Pleasure"  
    16. "Oui Oui"  
     
 
 
 

"Candy Necklace" being such a pussy popping BOP that it needs to be sandwiched between two interludes for fear of it nuking Atlantis back into existence 

When did she say this? I’d guess she counts paradise too. Paradise really walks the album/ep line.
I’m just delusional for hoping she’ll recognize her “lost debut album” someday, even tho it’s all over the internet.

I will call Liz from California myself if I have to read "Elizabeth's Story" one more time 

track 12 is titled brigitte nielsen disappointed reaction gif
everyone knows i'm right i mean i've created 3 correct tracklists even though they contain typos and different tracks each - that's my power

Not to continue the discourse but what are we counting as an album? Paradise or AKA? Or did we just decide it was open for interpretation if it was AKA, Paradise or Violet? Honestly I want her to clarify this more than I want the track list.

Not to continue the discourse but what are we counting as an album? Paradise or AKA? Or did we just decide it was open for interpretation if it was AKA, Paradise or Violet? Honestly I want her to clarify this more than I want the track list.

when will people stop believing everything they see on debris challenge

Still think "Fishtail" and "Fingertips" will be right next to each other on the tracklist (8 & 9) and be sister songs 

Ocean drops on march 10th and then we spring ahead an hour the next day, I honestly don’t know which one I’m more excited for 
Probably because there is less than 2 months. It should say like 1.___ months 

if the snippet doesn't have Lana's voice or it's distorted/ such lq that you can't tell if it's Lana's voice I just automatically assume that it's fake

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but was I the only one who reacted to the caption in Rob’s latest post? “The ocean always makes me smile…” reminded me very much of kill kill. “The ocean always makes me cry.” Is this the fan favorite getting sampled? Kill kill? Also the dots makes me feel like there is more to the caption

well the shazam ⚡️ AHApp doesn’t recognize it so yeah lets move on to the next fake snippet

Just read about 40 pages of pure dementia! 
I love my LB sisters, they're so creative...

Maybe she's so quiet this era because she's still upset (as she should be) at the theft, and just wants to drop the album in March 

Last relevant thing that happened was confirmation of PT and Fishtail as titles but I don't know if that happened within the last 40 pages 

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well, there are some artists who couldnt resist that kind of wishful thinking from the stans who "misses the old sound" that they have to give in for the sake of nostalgia and they completely lost their artistry & their personality in it while trying to give these stans what they ask for and they failed to keep up with the changes of art , music and industry. I'm thinking of Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry for example (Love Sux and Smile)
I'm so proud that Lana was never an artist who accepts to compromise, this is why i love her so much - she knows the line between giving the fans what they want while still doing what tf she wants without giving 2 shits about anyone's opinion.

Fr, like the new album isn't out yet and people are already complaining about it having too many piano ballads or for it not being different to the her last three albums.
If Lana is more comfortable doing piano, ballads etc. so be it. She found herself and she is doing the things she loves now. 

I can't miss old Lana cause I listen to BTD and HM daily 
 
I'll never understand stans stuck in a particular era even if it was great or even her best. The music is going nowhere go listen to it!
I guess nostalgia has a big involvement cause I'm starting to see more LFL appreciation now that some years have passed. 
The Lana stan cycle is loving a new album, trashing it a year later then loving it again after 5 years 

I came across a screenshot of some fan missing the "old Paramore" and Hayley replied that the old Paramore is right there on Youtube whenever he needs it and that she promises she'll never ask him to be someone he was 15 years ago
 
and like, i kinda wish Lana would lash out like that at someone on IG asking for BTD cinematic/UV guitars
 

 

Amazon lists this album as Indie Rock so im hoping for a Rich Whores esque instrumental somewhere
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BP46PVVG

Like an actual Easter eggs hunt or something, the little acronym games were fun like two eras ago, it's a little stale now.