ivory almond

i hope she gives us the Tough music video tomorrow but with no audio so she just trolls us

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

i hope she gives us the Tough music video tomorrow but with no audio so she just trolls us

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

i hope she gives us the Tough music video tomorrow but with no audio so she just trolls us

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

it's coming
and it's still called Lasso
and it's still country music
and it's still set for release in September
and we are still getting new music at the end of June

“A horse in Leeds” is an anagram for “Lasso reins here” which obviously means (second) official announcement at the Leeds show
 
But honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought the “reaction” to her first announcement during the Grammy’s event was “too tepid” (she said something in that regard) and decided to go back to the drawing board. 
 
Also, I’m not saying she necessarily cares all that much, but since the Lasso announcement we got “Beyoncé going country” and I think there are definitely going to be lots of think pieces around Lana and Beyoncé’s respective approaches to “going country” and I could see her wanting to avoid that. Altho I think that’s inevitable from the media regardless of how soon or far away the album release is…
 

oh Brazilian waxes go hard

oh Brazilian waxes go hard

new updates in the unreleased collection:
 
Paradise (October 2013)
 
 
Tropico (May 2014)
 
 
Melancholia (June 2015)
 

Ultraviolence (August 2016)
 
 
Honeymoon (September 2017)
 
 
Cry Kill Die - EP (November 2017)
 
 
The Next Best American Record (July 2018)
 
 
Summer Bummer (August 2018)
 
 
Bird World (September 2019)
 
 
Looking for America - EP (October 2019)
 
 
White Hot Forever (November 2020)
 
 
Rock Candy Sweet (January 2022)
 
 
There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd (March 2023)
 
 

oh Brazilian waxes go hard

so close! that is actually vintage suburbia + traditional americana, not southern run-down small town

so close! that is actually vintage suburbia + traditional americana, not southern run-down small town

so close! that is actually vintage suburbia + traditional americana, not southern run-down small town

4th pic is giving @ethelcain

so close! that is actually vintage suburbia + traditional americana, not southern run-down small town

4th pic is giving @ethelcain

Don’t start shit here thanks

4th pic is giving @ethelcain

4th pic is giving @ethelcain

154 days between Let Me Love You Like A Woman and Chemtrails (album)
154 days between Blue Banisters (song) and Blue Banisters (album)
107 Days between Did You Know (song) and Did You Know (album)
 
there’s currently 108 days between now and Sept 30 (the last possible day in sept). Less so for the last Friday in Sept. If we do get this album in Sept and get a single pre-release, it’ll be her shortest cycle in recent history.