angry bitch no1 ob defender

Very true! I think having a background in sociology helps in analyzing her songs as well lol especially when so much of it is based around her relationships/life 

Thank you 💅
can you buy me some spectacles too dear

Since the grants is releasing as a single we’ll get to see if the songs that leaked were demos 

got a cop that turns down the back beat, puts the shower on while he calls me 

maybe its a sign that you should close your window babes why tf is there a butterfly in your room

good thing jack hasn’t worked on that song at all 
 
i swear some of y’all 

i think The Grants is the perfect single, specially considering its the last one before the record drops. the lyrics, for anyone who has heard it, sum up everything. and by everything i don't mean the record itself, but the story Lana is trying to tell. it's the perfect, most special and magical introduction i could think of for such a beautiful album 

someone on twt said the abbreviation DYKTTIATUOB is pronounced as dick tattoo now i cant stop thinking about it 😭
 

the snippet hasn't left my head the whole day and now im thinking it might be one of my faves like....

What if they re-open the tunnel and now is a ldr museum

vinyl scalpers everywhere are SOBBING at the thought that they wouldn’t be able to resell these for $800 anymore

I can literally see this happening especially since her dad is making music now. Lol they’re gonna be a duo. Rob and Lizzy 

This is so crazy. Will never happen tho

Also, if you ever feel embarrassed. I thought everyone here had an unhealthy obsession and now I'm one of them 🥴

the way none of you said coke necklace yet.. me personally I’d be gagged more than any visual

"i know my fans were very disappointed with the fact that my album got delayed... so i am very excited to announce that my 10th album Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd" will be out TONIGHT, at midnight, once the clock hits saturday march 11th"
then Taco Truck starts playing softly.
peace has been restored. the universe shines brighter. planets collapse. lanaboards servers collapse for days. stores close down. the US government declares lockdown and forces the global population to stream the album from night to morning. the Ocean Blvd reign has begun.

i bit on "lana destroying every copy of Blue Benisters" on earth, i mean, its so true

Fav theory is Lana getting a restraining order against Nikki Lane, like AS SHE SHOULD

wait a minute, we haven't heard anything about why ben and ed kept posting using those fucking rocket emojis and stars emojis. "t-minus" refers to rockets launching. are we getting a spacy album really soon after ocean blvd??? can't wait for a new season of What if... Lana Del Rey Edition
 
to add onto this, we never understood lana's "stars align" story thing on insta either

When you sum all this up and actually read through it all....wow we're insane LOL

The suprise that we couldve never expected  is that Ocean is delayed till july

in a serious note, I def think that the surprise is some sort of visuals

it even got the trolls distracted no new moaning audios under track names 😭