honeyslow

The fact that on that page, there were three posts by users who were banned for different reasons - all 3 in a row - is sending me
 
So much has happened inside but not much outside...

I don’t know if it’s tragic or comical, posts from a year ago sound exactly like the ones we post today. 
 

Hopefully she'll announce smth tomorrow, since it's Ocean Blvd birthday🙏🐊

imagine her dropping the fenway song on the one year anniversary of that show 

Ethel Cain and Miley Cyrus announcing their albums today, Lana is your turn now

to mid-2019 she was pretty absent from public eye too. what if she's cooking another world-changing masterpiece. 
 
(little bit delulu)

here she is! you're welcome <3

lanaboards out of context moment happening right here 

And this is why she won’t talk to us. And you know what I wouldn’t want to either 

i find this so endearing for some reason. i’m just so glad she’s happy and secure  my shayla you deserve this 

I think we need one of those Rep TV truther swifties to come up with some elaborately convoluted plot of how we will actually get the first single by tomorrow 

Henry release at all please 
 
 
idk eclipse said the album was mastered in like september and now we're being told henry soonish by floridakilos
 
this could be all one big psyops but I feel like we're getting close

Fuck it, I’ll be the one to say we need Lana back on the guitar

Some of you demand too much of Henry. It's going to be simple but beautiful. There will be other songs on the album to fill your needs.
 
It was strange to tease it so early though lol

i swear to god if it has mellotron and vibraphone... im sat

We’ve only heard like 30 seconds of Henry. The song could end up being like California 
 

I mean she said two songs before stagecoach which is next month. If we choose to believe her (why we would I have no idea) then it literally has to be out within 5 weeks 

but the album as a whole is “sirens on a budget” so to me Henry seems to fit the bill perfectly 

Such a bizarre choice in an already baffling Lana era. To me, this limbo phase started the moment she posted the Henry snippet, then kicked into overdrive with the Lasso announcement a month later. Why drop a 1.5 year-old song that's been tied to two albums - one of which was scrapped or reworked? She hasn't even mentioned TRPWS beyond one single IG post four months ago, and it's supposedly dropping in two months. Hasn't the music evolved beyond an acoustic guitar ballad by now? @pantene123 said Henry is the Change of the album which just adds to the confusion. 

The only way I will be happy with Henry as the first single is if it's somehow the Fenway intro song   Past, present, future, I see in you *henry* 

All this wait over a guitar ballad 

Soon
 
 

she just posted this cause gods and monsters was played during the valentino runway

is something coming?? Album photoshoot? Why is everyone related to her actively teasing us?