COLACNT

is it just me or does the instrumental sound nearly identical to this? https://youtu.be/4Euuf_Rdrwg?t=2m10s

i still can't get over the toy boat lmao its so lizzy, queen of trash

because lana look like that frog floating in the clouds

and i'm loving the toy boat lmao

i had a dream that lana spent the entirety of each and every day bouncing on francisco's noodle and keeping us in the fucking dark for what melodramatically feels like an eternity oh wait. we should mass tweet her ass -- "quit being a ho and get your shit together bitch ! !!! !!! ! ! ! ! !! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"

i get the feeling that its not actually her thing, as much as it is another attractive trope for her to idealize. i mean, neither barrie or francesco seem like "bad boys" in the slightest, and barrie is actually younger than her, while francesco is like a year older. i doubt she even drinks (or drank) whiskey; its just another sinatra-esque symbol for her to toss out every now and then i'm not saying that she's being ~inauthentic~ i just think she's prone to fantasy (which is fine ... but she should expand on them a bit)

daddy is a fucking tease

real or imaginary? i say real

what the fuck is this hair doing reminds me of those little brown dogs. i don't know the different breed names, but that's sort of besides the point here

yes i got exclusive info from honeymoonleak before he/she/it was banned and i am pleased to tell you all that the next single is the updated version of cola in which francesco has described her pussy as tasting like pineapple fanta i mean, what kind of tropical, artistic integrity

I wouldn't read into it; they block the most random songs at the most random times i don't understand why certain songs are so difficult to upload. for instance, you're gonna love me and pretty baby (from the may jailer era) are harder to keep online than any other released or unreleased works (as lizzy grant or lana) for some reason

they make a cute couple. i didn't know he was sort of a daddy

the 18 second clip from her instagram?

its ok cause we have a different set of ears

its so nuanced and sublime with headphones on. there's like this rustling guitar underneath it all i didn't even hear before? bitch! its so good i wanna slap her

me today

the instrumental is creepy af TOO MUCH FOR ME TO PROCESS RIGHT NOW

the first thing i see when logging in after a long day why get apple to promo your shit when you can get dominoes? trailer park queen

new flowers i'm not sure what they are but they're SO PRETTY

she looks like she needs to be charged into a wall and then polished with some steel cleaner neil manages to make her look human!

this doesn't sound more ~accessible~ tbh even the melody is kinda fucked in that retro lizzy way

laptop acapella teas

i think that logo means unlisted (and not private) -- otherwise it wouldn't be visible and there wouldn't be 4 comments (assuming its real) i can't tell. but i'm like fucking cross eyed now from staring at my screen so close

"God Bless America, the land of pink champagne & purple rain" is this lana being political lmao

lmao i can't tell. depends on if CarlPFisher is his actual, full name tbh