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she's the same height as him, if not taller she's just being a shady bitch lmao

why does she need a casting call? like, did she ever do that before for any other video? how many people is she needing? the weird fusion of themes and the starline bus also make me think tropico 2.0 (but i know the bitch is too lazy for that)

that cover was the smartest move i think. its beautiful / painful and she didn't write it, so everyone can pay attention to the dynamism in her voice and all the subtle nuances in dialect, pronunciation; a 180 from what the public would expect -- tru talent

she looks like a walking corpse. but maybe thats the look she's going for?

did we ever reach a consensus about the legitimacy of the OTTR video? why did we even begin to call it official? did she upload it onto her personal channel? i mean, on the one hand, its complete and utter trash but on the other, there's still a certain element of 'weirdness' that seems somewhat lana i suppose (see 1:12) i could never watch it in whole but someone pointed out the girl in the purple dress was in it too and i was curious

bitch

yea its nice to see her looking great and it'd be nice if it stayed that way for as long as possible and i think the best way to do that is to stop putting synthetic materials in your face month after month until people with a keen eye start looking at you like you're slightly disfigured (even if only at certain angles)

look between her eyes (then) and now. looks like there's a mini inflatable balloon at the top of her bridge whereas before it used to be straight all the way down \ / shape (now) vs. | | (then) from the repeated collagen injections. it makes her tip look disproportionately small and she needs to be stopped

what the fuck is with the shit between her eyes? stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the hair is gorgeous but in the long run no good hair will save her from plastic fuck ups

moody ✓ seemingly vacant ✓ kind and simultaneously cold ✓ sounds like her bipolar ass

i love these drunk, airy slut vocals but that 'rap' smh !!! <--- i feel like this emoticon sums up the song very well

i think it's both shady and hilarious of her to not wear any makeup to gaga's party, considering the fact that stefani doesn't leave her bedroom unless she's dressed / done up to the fucking nines it's as if she were saying... it's impossible for me to look like a man queen of petty calculations!

none in the US? bitch!

david cronenberg directed it and i feel like they would mesh too

she looks stoned. love it!

looks as if she's getting tired of having to leave the house so often

i feel like there are sirens going off in gaga's head lmao

the lanaboards impact lmao Adele Lost Her Shit When She Saw Lana Del Rey At The Brits Adele very relatably lost her mind when seeing Lana Del Rey

where did u hear this? even though i sort of forgot about it, i'm really annoyed now all of a sudden wishing u anal prolapse @

lmao y u touch

bambi

in terms of energy and general motivation, yes though the quality of the music and (some of the) lyrics might still be there, the imagery is part of the overall package and in that area she's fucking up, majorly

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: "hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch!

right now, she's nothing but a complacent little ho that feels as if she's already made her mark on the industry and thus isn't striving to push herself any further. she's better than the rest and she knows it, but now that everyone else is starting to recognize it too, she doesn't have any of that fire from before; nothing to prove and nothing new to currently say (and it shows, visually, in particular) she went from piecing mood boards together in order to properly manifest her own self-realizations -- from constructing gorgeously unified visuals to ... this? using fucking scraps from a previous era just because she can? twice! its one thing to set forth with an idea and stick to it mentally or emotionally, but entirely another to just splice random shit together and publish it just because it ~ 'sort of works' ~ ... she's way better than this and so its painfully ironic that the critics no longer have anything negative to say, when the video is honestly trash and deserving of the hate that she would've typically received during the higher points in her career. no intelligence or insight or nuance, just vapid images and a hope for some far-reached analysis of an idea that was clearly never even there to begin with you say that she doesn't want to be 'pop' but this is the most 'pop' mentality she's had so far in her career; literally cut and rehashed and devoid of feeling. but she knows that as long as its slow and pretty, and set to something * classical *, no one will be able to say anything negative out of fear of seeming ~uncultured~ ; i'm sure her motivations for this were calculated to ensure plausible deniability rather than any artistic growth i see u bitch! hope this message (or something similar) gets to her ~ cuz she need to step it the fuck uP (or start to outsource) like honestly, even when she was singing honeymoon last night, she sounded like she was half dead and basically let the crowd sing like 40% of the song. that's pretty much an equivalent metaphor for her visual efforts

k lana https://youtu.be/vogS4gDDNvQ?t=3m35s no but seriously that was dumb and boring as shit. get it together u lazy bitch! obviously she thinks that she can do whatever the fuck she wants at this point and people will still eat it up (and they are) but those of us with minds and eyes of our own aren't just gonna sit here and take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!