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inb4 it's run by @

"he said can you party later on?"
he said... "no"

 
 
 
 
 
"promise you'll remember that you're mine"
"no"

 
 
 
 
 
"tell me i'm your national anthem!"
"no"

 
 
 
 
 
 
this is seriously the best thing ever.

The event has ended. It took 9 straight hours.
 


 
Thank You!
You voted and you voted and the results are here! Your 53 votes (a total of 10,000 points) have been processed and tallied. There are over 200 songs in the running so anything can happen in the Top 100! The Lana shirt giveaway winner will be announced at the end of the countdown (est. shirt delivery Feb 2014).
 
 
Thanks to:
Every member who voted. Without you, this event would not be possible. I would also like to thank some moderators who promoted this event and took the time to vote. I'd also like to thank @@Ultraviolence and @@Rebel who both set aside some time to create wonderful banners and artwork for this event.
 

 
LANABOARD'S LANA DEL REY ULTIMATE SONG RANKING 2013
 
TOP 100:
100. So Legit (24)
99. Butterflies Pt. 2 (24)
98. Break My Fall (24)
97. Playground/Another Lonely Day (25)
96. Come When You Call Me America (29)
95. Motel 6 (30)
94. Fake Diamond (30)
93. Jealous Girl (33)
92. Oooh Baby/Are You Ready? (34)
91. Chelsea Hotel No. 2 (36)
90. Golden Grill (36)
89. Queen Of The Gas Station (36)
88. Get Drunk (36)
87. Making Out (37)
86. Young & Beautiful (37)
85. Goodbye Kiss (38)
84. Gramma (40)
83. Children Of The Bad Revolution (44)
82. Jump (44)
81. Fordham Road (45)
80. Take Me To Paris (46)
79. Catch and Release (46)
78. Dynamite (47)
77. Daddy Issues (48)
76. Heavy Hitter (48)
75. Damn You (50)
74. Summer Wine (52)
73. Mermaid Motel (52)
72. Television Heaven (52)
71. Us Against The World (52)
70. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) (52)
69. Disco (53)
68. Boarding School (53)
67. Lucky Ones (53)
66. Kinda Outta Luck (54)
65. Playing Dangerous (55)
64. Daytona Meth (56)
63. Stop Lite De-Lite (59)
62. Dangerous Girl (62)
61. Behind Closed Doors (65)
60. Burning Desire (65)
59. I Don't Wanna Go (65)
58. Afraid (69)
57. You're Gonna Love Me (69)
56. Paradise (70)
55. Go Go Dancer (74)
54. My Best Days (79)
53. Carmen (79)
52. Body Electric (80)
51. Starry Eyed (81)
50. Backfire (82)
49. Without You (84)
48. Lolita (84)
47. This Is What Makes Us Girls (84)
46. Summertime Sadness (84)
45. Pin Up Galore (85)
44. Put Me In A Movie (Little Girls) (85)
43. Hollywood's Dead (85)
42. Hundred Dollar Bill (89)
41. Back To Tha Basics (91)
40. Your Band Is All The Rage (95)
39. JFK (96)
38. Prom Song (Gone Wrong) (97)
37. 1949 (98)
36. Last Girl On Earth (100)
35. Tired Of Singing The Blues (102)
34. Queen Of Disaster (107)
33. Noir (117)
32. For K, Part. 2 (119)
31. Trash (Magic) (120)
30. Driving In Cars With Boys (122)
29. Kill Kill (124)
28. Oh Say Can You See? (126)
27. Hawaiian Tropic (126)
26. You & Me (128)
25. Million Dollar Man (129)
24. On Our Way (131)
23. Every Man Gets His Wish (142)
22. Diet Mountain Dew (143)
21. Blue Jeans (148)
20. National Anthem (151)
19. Serial Killer (161)
18. Bel Air (171)
17. American (173)
16. Velvet Crowbar (175)
15. Live Or Die (175)
14. Video Games (186)
13. Radio (186)
12. Cola (188)
11. Hollywood (189)
 
TOP 10:
10. Never Let Me Go (193)
9. Pawn Shop Blues (196)
8. TV In Black & White (220)
7. Gods & Monsters (229)
6. Angels Forever, Forever Angels (229)
5. Born To Die (230)
4. Ride (267)
3. Yayo (282)
2. Off To The Races (307)
1. Black Beauty (353)
 

 
FLOP 10:
10. Match Made In Heaven (-5)
9. Moi Je Joue (-6)
8. Money Hunny (-10)
7. Ghetto Baby (-11)
6. Maha Maha (-12)
5. Scarface (-13)
4. Midnite Dancer Girlfriend (-15)
3. Lift Your Eyes (-21)
2. Delicious (-37)
1. Big Bad Wolf (-67)
 
WOODEN SPOON AWARDS:
(Songs that recieved high votes but did not make the Top 100)
Methamphetamines (+20) Crooked Cop (+20) Beautiful Player (+19) St. Tropez (+19) Chet Baker (+18) Knocking On Heaven’s Door (+18) I Was In A Bad Way (+17) Gangsta Boy (+16) Blue Velvet (+15) Note:
There will be no tied positions this year. Songs with the same number of points will be ranked depending on the highest vote for that song. For example, songs A and B both have 10 points:
 
Song A has: 5, 2, 2, 1
Song B has: 3, 3, 3, 1
 
Song A would rank higher in the Top 100 because it ranked higher in somebody else's personal favourites list. Please keep this in mind when viewing results.

i hope its pancakes im starving 
mom pls feed me

Best American Record is like the aborted child...

my tit, my clit

RETRO FUTURISM

Synesthesia also has some strange other effects too like assigning genders to things like numbers etc
Anyhow I'll listen to UV and say what colour pops into my head as if it really means anything anyway   I'm imagining colour schemes for videos mostly when I think of this. Or flashes of colour that comes with the lyrics or music.
Lana says UV is a very 'blue album' but Im not really feeling it, I don't know
 
CW - Light brown
UV - Orange, black
SOC - Light blue, pink
BBY - Teal
WC - Orange, gold/yellow
SG - Red, grey
PWYC - Purple
MPG - Dark green
FMWUTTT - Grey, black
OM - White, lilac
TOW - Pink, blue
BB - Dark blue, orange, black
GR - Grey, black, yellow
FL - Blue, white, green
ITH - Lilac, dark purple
F - Grey

Lana if ur reading this:

me waiting for ldr5

no you were dragged for being an attention seeker

bye binch     

you guys said stranger than a stranger was a bad line... then lana hit us with "cool as heck"

Hollywood is lanas best song ever and therefore the untouchable 5 is gods gift to mankind (don't analyze my logic please im just correct)

Wow brave to show ur face round here t b h

Kill it

everybody knows its Philfont

Right, who doesn't love Lana's replies. I haven't seen a thread for this yet so I'm just gonna start one.
 
Can everyone help find all of Lana's sassy comments (like the actual source links if we can, not just screenshots) and I'll post them all here in the OP. It's just because they're reposted so much that sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a screenshot or a Minecraft construction, ya'feel?
 
This goes for YT comments, Facebook comments, DMs on Twitter etc!

I kinda think it's about Taylor Swift, though Taylor hasn't said anything publicly about Lana. In the interview, she said the artist 'sneered about' her apparently inauthentic style. So to me it sounds like it wasn't a very public accusation. Taylor's been accused of copying Lana's videos because worked with Anthony Mandler twice, sure that might not be her fault... but the comparisons are still there. Both videos were after Lana's:  National Anthem = 22, Ride = I Knew You Were Trouble.
 
She didn't say anything about copying her sound. Just her style. Taylor's videos were almost carbon copies and she even did a monologue- which would have been her idea and not Mandler's. Also, Taylor has a reputation for being a 'whore' since she's dated so many men especially in the music industry: Fucked Her Way Up To The Top? Lana could be bitter that she used Reeve Carney in her I Knew You Were Trouble video?
 
A while ago, there was a thread on here which was about a song that Taylor wrote called The Lucky One (which was supposedly about Joni Mitchell but it was never confirmed by anybody apart from Taylor herself in an interview- though, if it were really about Lana do we think she would just downright say it?) Also, Lorde and Taylor are pretty good friends. One of them attended the other's birthday party or something, so if Lorde has any hate against Lana, I'm sure it would have rubbed off on Taylor a little bit. I think Taylor probably said really mean things Lana in private and Lana heard it.

New to town with a made up name in the angel city,
Chasing fortune and fame.
And the camera flashes, make it look like a dream.
You had it figured out since you were in school.
Everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool.
So overnight you look like a sixties’ queen.

Now it’s big black cars, and Riviera views,
And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you
And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page.

I kinda think it's about Taylor Swift, though Taylor hasn't said anything publicly about Lana. In the interview, she said the artist 'sneered about' her apparently inauthentic style. So to me it sounds like it wasn't a very public accusation. Taylor's been accused of copying Lana's videos because worked with Anthony Mandler twice, sure that might not be her fault... but the comparisons are still there. Both videos were after Lana's:  National Anthem = 22, Ride = I Knew You Were Trouble.
 
She didn't say anything about copying her sound. Just her style. Taylor's videos were almost carbon copies and she even did a monologue- which would have been her idea and not Mandler's. Also, Taylor has a reputation for being a 'whore' since she's dated so many men especially in the music industry: Fucked Her Way Up To The Top? Lana could be bitter that she used Reeve Carney in her I Knew You Were Trouble video?
 
A while ago, there was a thread on here which was about a song that Taylor wrote called The Lucky One (which was supposedly about Joni Mitchell but it was never confirmed by anybody apart from Taylor herself in an interview- though, if it were really about Lana do we think she would just downright say it?) Also, Lorde and Taylor are pretty good friends. One of them attended the other's birthday party or something, so if Lorde has any hate against Lana, I'm sure it would have rubbed off on Taylor a little bit. I think Taylor probably said really mean things Lana in private and Lana heard it.

New to town with a made up name in the angel city,
Chasing fortune and fame.
And the camera flashes, make it look like a dream.
You had it figured out since you were in school.
Everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool.
So overnight you look like a sixties’ queen.

Now it’s big black cars, and Riviera views,
And your lover in the foyer doesn't even know you
And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page.

VISUALLY*SONICALLY*THEMATICALLY

17) don't let your producers upload your songs on the internet

The Google trick is so good for everyday things too, not just Lana! It's really one of Google's best features.
 
Also, since Evil admit to having songs since April I guess it's okay to post how I got past the password on Rick's site. Most people who got the songs from Rick's site got it before he put passwords on the files but I was late to the party but- tl;dr, the image URL trick also works for audio files.
 
When someone's website is neatly organised, it's really easy to exploit and access certain files if you notice a pattern in the filenames. Rick had some publicly downloadable songs and their download links were always: '~/[SONG-NAME]-KM-mix-[3_DIGIT_NUMBER].mp3'.
 
So I exploited that pattern and tried: ~/Hollywood-KM-mix-001.mp3 and changed the number at the end until lo and behold ~/Hollywood-KM-mix-015.mp3 download the file straight to my hard drive without even having to enter a password. It worked for almost every password protected song on Rick's site. A lot of website's archives are set out in a similar way, each with their own naming pattern. (Jeff Peretz posted Stop Lite De-Lite simply as ~/Stop-Lite-De-Lite.mp3 on his site. Things really are as simple as they seem if you know where to look.) So if you find something, be sure to compare and try alternative URLs until you reach something (or tell me about it and I'll help ya sleuth, haha!)

17) don't let your producers upload your songs on the internet

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