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Hey guys! A couple of days ago I started working on a project I've been wanting to do for ages - an Ultraviolence short film kinda thing. I've edited the first 7ish minutes, and would love to show you guys the first minute so I can get some feedback on how it is so far, and how I can improve.
 
Here's the "trailer" (just the first minute so far). Please note it is very rough and nowhere near polished/finished - this is my first edit of it

 
Please give feedback! I'd love to hear what you think - be it good or bad 

Music to Watch Boycotts To is fucking coming

I would love it if she did a beautiful version of Silent Night. There could be a video with the Muppets. It's Christmas eve and all the Muppets are shown sleeping in one big room with a Christmas tree. Through the window you see Lana peek in. She quietly opens the door and slips in to drop some presents under the tree. A few Muppets wake up and start crying just at the site of her. A few more wake up and she tries to keep them quiet as they ask her to sing. She breaks in to a beautiful Silent Night and as more Muppets wake up they all start crying! Destined to become a Christmas classic!!

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nicole nodland is shook at this retouch 

hello

thank you guys!

 

 



 

Lana Del Rey - Honeymoon by Serious, en Flickr

 

 

new one!

All this hating on Francesco is so stupid. You know neither him nor Barrie personally, nor do any of you actually know Lana. Let her date who she wants to date.

Just a little something I put together

SIS are you trying to get LB sued

scat gifs > futureretro.

Sometimes i wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

Hahaha that was cute (Nobody was the first member to like LanaDelReyGlobe's post)
 

THE OFFICIAL PRODUCERS:
1 Honeymoon
05:50 Artist:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer: Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Piano:  Rick Nowels - Acoustic Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming:  Rick Nowels - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Programmer: Kieron Menzies - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Programming:  Patrick Warren - Drums:  Curt Bisquera - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 2 Music To Watch Boys To04:51 Artist:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer: Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Piano:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming:  Rick Nowels - Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Flute:  Patrick Warren - Clarinet:  Patrick Warren - Oboe: Patrick Warren - Bassoon:  Patrick Warren - Drums:  Curt Bisquera - Sound Effects:  Trevor Yasuda - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Percussion: Kieron Menzies - Samples:  Kieron Menzies - Conga:  Brian Griffin - Bass Guitar:  Roger Joseph Manning Jr. - Synthesizer:  Roger Joseph Manning Jr. - Flute:  Leon Michels - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 3 Terrence Loves You04:51 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Guitar:  David Levita - Piano:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming:  Rick Nowels - Programmer:  Kieron Menzies - Strings: Patrick Warren - Programming:  Patrick Warren - Drums:  Curt Bisquera - Saxophone:  Leon Michels - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 4 God Knows I Tried04:41 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Electric Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Piano: Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming: Rick Nowels - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Kieron Menzies - Samples:  Kieron Menzies - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 5 High By The Beach04:18 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Keyboards:  Rick Nowels - Programmer:  Kieron Menzies - Samples: Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Kieron Menzies - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Synthesizer:  Kieron Menzies - Harmonium:  Patrick Warren - Piano:  Patrick Warren - Programming:  Leon Michels - Keyboards: Leon Michels - Flute:  Leon Michels - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 6 Freak04:55 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Engineer:  Phil Joly - Asst. Recording Engineer:  Iris Sofia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Electric Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Bass Guitar: Rick Nowels - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Kieron Menzies - Percussion:  Kieron Menzies - Saxophone:  Leon Michels - Synthesizer: Leon Michels - Sound Effects:  Lana Del Rey - Sound Effects:  Rusty Anderson - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 7 Art Deco04:55 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Programming:  Rick Nowels - Percussion:  Kieron Menzies - Drums: Kieron Menzies - Synthesizer:  Kieron Menzies - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Piano:  Patrick Warren - Synthesizer:  Patrick Warren - Programming:  Leon Michels - Saxophone:  Leon Michels - Percussion: Derek Allen - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 8 Burnt Norton (Interlude)01:22 Voice:  Lana Del Rey - Music Production:  Keefus Ciancia - Producer: Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels 9 Religion05:23 Artist:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer: Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Programming: Rick Nowels - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Drums:  Kieron Menzies - Samples:  Kieron Menzies - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Piano:  Patrick Warren - Sound Effects:  Trevor Yasuda - Acoustic Guitar:  David Levita- Electric Guitar:  David Levita - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 10 Salvatore04:41 Artist:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer: Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Asst. Recording Engineer: Phil Joly - Asst. Recording Engineer:  Iris Sofia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Piano:  Rick Nowels - Acoustic Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Percussion:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming:  Rick Nowels - Strings:  Rick Nowels - Electric Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Percussion:  Kieron Menzies - Drums & Percussion:  Brian Griffin - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 11 The Blackest Day06:06 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Drums: Kieron Menzies - Samples:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Kieron Menzies - Synthesizer:  Kieron Menzies - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Piano:  Patrick Warren - Sound Effects:  Trevor Yasuda - Electric Guitar: David Levita - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 12 2404:56 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Nicolas Essig - Asst. Recording Engineer:  Emerson Day - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Keyboards:  Rick Nowels - Bass Guitar: Rick Nowels - Programmer:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Piano:  Rick Nowels - Electric Guitar:  Rusty Anderson - Drums:  Brian Griffin - Percussion:  Brian Griffin - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Horn: Patrick Warren - Percussion:  Patrick Warren - Mastering Engineer: Adam Ayan 13 Swan Song05:23 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Engineer:  Phil Joly - Asst. Recording Engineer:  Josh Tyrrell - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer:  Rick Nowels - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Horn:  Rick Nowels - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Sound Effects:  Patrick Warren - Percussion:  Derek Allen - Drum Programming:  Kieron Menzies - Electric Guitar:  David Levita - Banjo:  David Levita - Drums:  Brian Griffin - Percussion:  Brian Griffin - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan 14 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood03:02 Vocals:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Kieron Menzies - Producer:  Lana Del Rey - Producer:  Rick Nowels - Engineer:  Kieron Menzies - Engineer:  Trevor Yasuda - Engineer:  Chris Garcia - Mixer:  Kieron Menzies - Bass Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Electric Guitar:  Rick Nowels - Organ:  Rick Nowels - Mellotron:  Rick Nowels - Synthesizer Programming:  Rick Nowels - Drums & Percussion:  Brian Griffin - Strings:  Patrick Warren - Sound Effects:  Patrick Warren - Mastering Engineer:  Adam Ayan

OH GOD

Francesco: Lana come over
 
Lana:

Francesco: I brought the Italian sausage
 
Lana:

welp, Iggy Azalea can't

I'm pretty sure the lyric would be "I never BUY into your bullshit"
 
Why would anyone hear boy in the context of that sentence

what

I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley and this is my M&G story. I met her October 20th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Lana started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Lady Gaga he was there with me.

making music costs money you know sometimes stars gotta make those cutbacks 
 
Well, I pawned the earrings that you gave me
Gold and made of flowers dangling
And I almost cried as I sold them all
 

My pussy smells like Burnt Norton
My eyes are green like key lime pie

I JUST DISTURBED MYSELF

He used to call me D.N.
it stood for Deoxyribonucleic
because I dropped the acid
and fell off the stage
 
 
 
for those genetics nerds