TRENCH

All this Young Like Me / Quiet Now hype led to me making this for Sirens, I like it   To match the cover I made
 

Whoa this song sounds very Lana-ish...
i saw her perform on iTunes London Festival 2013 and i got Workin Woman Blues for free

I found the "Lana Del Rey" font in a higher resolution. Also, I found a golden paradise one:
 
 
 

So when Lana says 'Mary prays the Rosary for my broken mind (So don't worry about)' she mean's Barrie's Grandmommy right?
But then Lana was an Eve/Mary hybrid in Tropico, so like does this mean he's singing to Lana, and has a Grandma fetish?

Whoa this song sounds very Lana-ish...
i saw her perform on iTunes London Festival 2013 and i got Workin Woman Blues for free

Lovely. would have put this in the foot fetish thread 

Azalea banks is a disaster ... Idk why people like her 

Petition for me to design the album cover and not Naomi Shon

When the I got the notification, I got really excited. Then I opened twitter on my phone and the picture took a minute to load and I thought it was the album art. Then it wasn't. Then I cried. It's so close D:

Lesbian Seagull omG 
 
otherwise great job! 

Lesbian Seagull omG 
 
otherwise great job! 

Lana Del Rey.

101. She is the last girl on earth (what am I then  )

You, wrapped up tight in silk 
 

100. Cash comes quick when looks can kill.

39. We should all find out what our vaginas taste like.

We all like to put on a show for daddy

40. It's okay to fuck your teachers.

34. Everything Lana wants - she has, so we should stop buying her records and stuff since she doesn't want anything else guys.

I found this on http://www.songmeani...22107858877556/
And I believe this, it may not be true, but it sounds great, and gave me a clearer explanation on Lana's past (If it is true)
BUT I don't agree that Lana has a child. The child could be refering to a relative. And Lana is the carer of the child

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

I literally choked omfg       

this  picture that can fit well with this theme here

i didn’t want to pay ~$20 for it so i put a $3.99 sticker on top of the actual barcode and went through the self-checkout line instead. #colacuntlifehack
 
You gave me a reason to live, thank you