Escapism

Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model! 
 
LanaBoards' first reality show designed to find the greatest top model in all of LanaBoards!
And I am your host... Lindsay Lohan.
 

 
 
Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order
to make it to the next round. 
 
An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.
 
At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your summitted photo.
The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!
 
If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people
so choose your three wisely.
 
Feel free to ask any questions.
 

 
(Would love to get around 12-16 people to play )
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Challenge 3 on Page 14
 
This Weeks Models (Theme: Retro Revival)
 
Challenge 9 Submissions
 
 
Week 1 Results on page 7
Week 2 Results on page 13
Week 3 Results on page 17
Week 4 Results on page 20
Week 5 Results on page 22
Week 6 Results on page 25
Week 7 Results on page 26
Week 8 Results on page 28
Week 9 Results on page 30
FINALE... TBD
REUNION... TBD
 
Placements:
 
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I doubt Lana was behind it, I think her label was, I think they tried to do it like similarly to @TaylorNation (where label is promoting Lana and communicating w fans) but then Lana also created the Sparkle Jump Rope Queen newsletter and then it "died" and stayed there.

I wonder if the fans discovering it ruined what was planned. I remember when we found it, started following it, and they kept trying to purge the followers. 

marina and lily allen has always been something ive wanted to hear 
also sky ferreira and charli xcx (specifically during their early 2010s era)

this is so funny for multiple reasons cause like…they had just learned to be potty trained and were probably playing in some little tikes kitchen set with snot running down their nose during lanas debut eras 
 
also actual grunge fashion started in the 1980s if i remember correctly?? and had a much heavier and iconic influence in the 90s that then had a resurgence on tumblr that created its own variation ( being soft grunge) ??? 
like did they just watch one of those nostalgia slide shows of tumblr soft grunge 2014 and assumed that was the creation of grunge? 
even then most people on tumblr at that time who had actual influence on the soft grunge trend were millennials and some at the very very start of gen z... 
but yeah i feel like some of these kids who grew up with social media to such a heavy extent have a certain… arrogance to them and will believe anything they see online 

marina and lily allen has always been something ive wanted to hear 
also sky ferreira and charli xcx (specifically during their early 2010s era)

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this is so funny for multiple reasons cause like…they had just learned to be potty trained and were probably playing in some little tikes kitchen set with snot running down their nose during lanas debut eras 
 
also actual grunge fashion started in the 1980s if i remember correctly?? and had a much heavier and iconic influence in the 90s that then had a resurgence on tumblr that created its own variation ( being soft grunge) ??? 
like did they just watch one of those nostalgia slide shows of tumblr soft grunge 2014 and assumed that was the creation of grunge? 
even then most people on tumblr at that time who had actual influence on the soft grunge trend were millennials and some at the very very start of gen z... 
but yeah i feel like some of these kids who grew up with social media to such a heavy extent have a certain… arrogance to them and will believe anything they see online 

Oh yes, I didn’t want to blow her mind even more by telling her my gen x mother was wearing creepers when she was a teen in the 80s  she’d probs just reply stating she was gen z too lol

this is so funny for multiple reasons cause like…they had just learned to be potty trained and were probably playing in some little tikes kitchen set with snot running down their nose during lanas debut eras 
 
also actual grunge fashion started in the 1980s if i remember correctly?? and had a much heavier and iconic influence in the 90s that then had a resurgence on tumblr that created its own variation ( being soft grunge) ??? 
like did they just watch one of those nostalgia slide shows of tumblr soft grunge 2014 and assumed that was the creation of grunge? 
even then most people on tumblr at that time who had actual influence on the soft grunge trend were millennials and some at the very very start of gen z... 
but yeah i feel like some of these kids who grew up with social media to such a heavy extent have a certain… arrogance to them and will believe anything they see online 

WHO SAID THAT?

i just know that molly has prepared something special that will make everyone gag over lana and she will be the #1 trending topic on twitter for 12 consecutive hours 

I don’t think the problem with previous years has been the theme but rather designers and celebrities trying too hard to stand out and being unable to do that within the set boundaries of a theme. There were fantastic examples of theme-related outfits but they were sadly in the minority. However, knowing Lana, I know she will serve and stay on topic. Her “holy spirit” dress was one of the best met gala fits ever

This is a really promising, clear theme unlike previous years where people didn't really seem to know what to do
(Watch some dickhead like Ye show up in pajamas thinking he's super edgy though)

Witch! 

The theme for this year’s met gala being “the garden of time” feels something right up Lana’s lane! I hope she does show up, but I’m not holding my breath 
 
with it being a WEEK away I feel like we’re going to be confirmation soon!

oh lasso the country rock serve that you will be 

Tricky x Sevdaliza 
 
Would be a wonderful collab if it was something on equal terms - both being involved in production, both doing vocals. Coul likely work in a more pop-ish/ hip hop way, but I'd really crave to hear a trip hop/ electronica collab of them  
 
Massive Attack feat. Chelsea Wolfe
 
This would definitely be a the mother of world-building, dramatic, genre fusing, ambient chill tunes.
 
Warhaus feat. Jennifer Charles (Elysian Fields)
 
With two of the sexiestt-voices-alive, this would be such a HOT collab. 
 
Khruangbin x The Marías
 
Hispano-American power couple the indie café playlists crave for. 
 
Laufey produced by Dan Auerbach
 
I just KNOW this would be magic.

You can tell by the swagger and the lips 

Gosh she has never been this active. The woman has something up in her sleeve 

Jimi Hendrix??? Oh she’s ditched country and is giving us rock instead 

why are we fighting?  lana is that bitch

Something what grunge Tumblr in 2014 would've died for. But honestly, a yes 

Arctic Monkeys and The Neighbourhood
would fit perfectly