Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

disappointment, as usual

 

I had that for dinner with a nice, big glass of tears of frustration.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,806]

I mean NFR supposedly has surf vibes so mermaids could fit into the equation. Her hair with those highlights is perfect for it, too.

 

BE A MERMAID, SIS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.

SUMMERTIMMEEEEE

[WildMustang 14,759]

I want "stronger" and "in your car" a lot more than cinnamon now

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

in your car has always been the one for me - I'm so excited for it when it doesn't come out

[Life 3,966]

venice bitch is still that bitch

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Maybe she is going to do some sort of underwater video again. She randomly followed a professional mermaid on IG the other day, too. 

 

"I had a vision"

 

Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR"

[Make me your Dream Life 87,806]

Did the log lady ever drop the log, is the log the record? Will she drop the log? What's she communicating thru the log? Will it b a log cake, or will it b hurled into the flames? Was Plank a part of the log? Will the log be sacrificed for her poetry book? Or does the log contain the receipt log of the tracklist for the record? 
 

"I had a vision"

 

Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR"

What's she doing, at least makes me wanna do is watch the series just to figure tf out of why she's referencing the log lady. /

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

"I had a vision"

 

Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR"

 

Oho she meant it to sound past tense. She loves making everyone freak the fuck out.

 

She posts her shit, and then she sits back, lowers her Gucci sunglasses over her gleeful eyes, puts her feet up on a wicker chair and sips her matcha latte whilst gazing at the afternoon sunset. 10 minutes later, she checks her phone and cackles mercilessly at all of us suckers. That's why her phone screen is so fucked up, because she routinely drops it whilst cackling.

 

Evil. I've come to tell you that she's evil.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

 

Did the log lady ever drop the log, is the log the record? Will she drop the log? What's she communicating thru the log? Will it b a log cake, or will it b hurled into the flames? Was Plank a part of the log? Will the log be sacrificed for her poetry book? Or does the log contain the receipt log of the tracklist for the record? 

 

What's she doing, at least makes me wanna do is watch the series just to figure tf out of why she's referencing the log lady. /

 

 

Oh man I watched it like 5 years ago and I don't remember everything, but the log lady had a psychic connection with the log. Overall she was really useless and I think she only gave the detective one good clue in the entire series.

 

Honestly though, if we're likening sis to a Twin Peaks character, she is 100% Audrey Horne. IIRC Audrey was crazy, manipulative, smoked, and liked to fuck much older men, so ...

[electra 20,644]

I kind of forget how much time has passed until I realise when I bought tickets to see her in Ireland I had convinced myself t would all be NFR songs because the album would definitely be out by then...right???

 

It’s a good thing I’m going to England too then

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

 

venice bitch is still that bitch

 

venice bitch was never that bitch

[Blue Rev 3,015]

I kind of forget how much time has passed until I realise when I bought tickets to see her in Ireland I had convinced myself t would all be NFR songs because the album would definitely be out by then...right???

 

It’s a good thing I’m going to England too then

 

Even if NFR was out already you know the setlist would be the same tired BTD shit anyway 

[Life 3,966]

 

venice bitch was never that bitch

 

 

you're correct. she's not that bitch, she's the bitch. one of her best.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Remember those dark days where Venice Bitch was extremely overrated. Thank god the hype is getting down

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

So NFR is uncertain, but my album is not! (It's called Canine Vision and will be up this June.)

 

 

I honestly have nothing else to do right now. Lana-free has been lifeless. Give "PIKA PIKA" a go, please loves.        

[ilovetati 15,298]

Remember those dark days where Venice Bitch was extremely overrated. Thank god the hype is getting down

 

That's just you, sis.

 

It's still one of her best songs.

[Foxglove 2,266]

When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy.

[PARADIXO 32,940]

If she's changing it i literally dont want it ugh

[WildMustang 14,759]

I think the pic Jack posted is old? I mean it's f*cking summer 

wait isn't this the issue? nn ignore it then 

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Oho she meant it to sound past tense. She loves making everyone freak the fuck out.

 

She posts her shit, and then she sits back, lowers her Gucci sunglasses over her gleeful eyes, puts her feet up on a wicker chair and sips her matcha latte whilst gazing at the afternoon sunset. 10 minutes later, she checks her phone and cackles mercilessly at all of us suckers. That's why her phone screen is so fucked up, because she routinely drops it whilst cackling.

 

Evil. I've come to tell you that she's evil.

Wicked Witch of the West Coast