Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

neohumanism is as real as chamaeleonsoul

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

neohumanism is as real as chamaeleonsoul

 

so it's real???

[sjatib 5,172]

There’s another video that has the caption of “8.30” from months ago, but if you click the comments you can see it was edited two days ago. They probably went back and edited that caption.

 

... ....

getting angry at all this shit

[Roll With me 5,667]

Ok neohumanism has to be fake

 

But is @notoriouswhitegirl really Lana?

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Idk how I feel about Neohumanism...

 

It’s like the burthdaykake acc (which could def be Lana)

[ultrabanisters 45,064]

neohumanism has been around since nfr was announced and i always knew she was fake. it annoys me bc fans think its lana in the comments and whoever owns the account just deletes the comments of people saying its not lana

[sjatib 5,172]

Wtf? I just saw that Dan Heath follows the neohumanism account. Does he follow Lana fans or what is this?

 

And "neohumanism" doesn't follow him back. This is, at least, weird. I mean, why would a worldwide recognized composer would follow a fake Lana account that doesn't even follow him back?

[Roll With me 5,667]

neohumanism has been around since nfr was announced and i always knew she was fake. it annoys me bc fans think its lana in the comments and whoever owns the account just deletes the comments of people saying its not lana

 

But they can't delete this

 

https://twitter.com/LDReyFR/status/964580959654961154

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,515]

Lana's only real Instagram accs are

@lanadelrey

@honeymoon

@burthdaykake

@notoriouswhitegirl

@glimmeringldr

[Make me your Dream Life 87,884]

Lana's only real Instagram accs are

@lanadelrey

@honeymoon

@burthdaykake

@notoriouswhitegirl

@glimmeringldr

This is going in the protocol thread ty ty

[cherriesinthespring 5,486]

I always thought neohumanism was Jorge since it appeared after China palace finally got deleted

[ilovetati 15,299]

I’m so over this shit.

 

And no one needs to hold their breath for tomorrow - we haven’t gotten a pre-order that far in advance since Ultraviolence.

[WilshireBoulevard 5,420]

The neohumanism acc is 100% fake but it really gives me creepy vibes lol. Probably bc of the lengths they'll go to- e.g. the recent pic of the BBC building doesn't pull up any reverse image searches, meaning they probably swiped it from someone else's ig or cropped and filtered the hell out of a bigger photo. Plus the length of time they've been doing it and the amount of fans who believe in it lol. A big giveaway that it's fake asf is the fact they only do specific things when she's posting specific things. They've uploaded loads in the past few weeks compared to the months of radio silence we've had, when they'd post generic things like a typewrite.

 

Anyway the vinyl will be violet

[Bettie Page 2,113]

This is going in the protocol thread ty ty

how do you know those are lanas account? the last one i looked up and it def doesnt look like a lana account

[Make me your Dream Life 87,884]

how do you know those are lanas account? the last one i looked up and it def doesnt look like a lana account

I personally don't but Imma trust Say yes' expertise on this 'less he says otherwise/

 

here's a link to the thread btw: 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10719-nfr-info-protocol-thread/

 

The neohumanism acc is 100% fake but it really gives me creepy vibes lol. Probably bc of the lengths they'll go to- e.g. the recent pic of the BBC building doesn't pull up any reverse image searches, meaning they probably swiped it from someone else's ig or cropped and filtered the hell out of a bigger photo. Plus the length of time they've been doing it and the amount of fans who believe in it lol. A big giveaway that it's fake asf is the fact they only do specific things when she's posting specific things. They've uploaded loads in the past few weeks compared to the months of radio silence we've had, when they'd post generic things like a typewrite.

 

Anyway the vinyl will be PINK

Yes 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

how do you know those are lanas account? the last one i looked up and it def doesnt look like a lana account

I................. u know what I'm just gonna log off for a while

[Make me your Dream Life 87,884]

I think Norman's better off a Leo if u get what I'm sayin Lana 

[Fingertips 72,043]

This is quite possibly the worst album roll out from a well established artist...ever. Wake me up on August 9th because NOTHING is happening tomorrow or the week after tomorrow.

[Bettie Page 2,113]

?

I................. u know what I'm just gonna log off for a while

[American Whore 51,340]

What would y’all think if there was a feature on the album? Who would you wanna hear on a feature if there is one?

 

For me it’s either Tyler The Creator or FJM