Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 83,329]

Damn I posted my "review" in the wrong thread. Don't worry, here it is:

 

So ... I would marry California, have its children, cook its dinner, and wash its clothes.

 

Cinnamon is the hot pool maintenance guy that I'd have an affair with.

 

HTD, meanwhile, is that slimy dude at the bar who hasn't been hot since 1986, only drinks Bud Light, had a receding hairline, flaky scalp, tobacco-stained fingernails and eyelash mites. Don't leave your drink unattended whilst he's around, ladies.

Whoa bitch, HTD's actually pretty great. erase that ah - California n Cinnamon's great tho agreed 

[Jared 3,128]

Anyhow, let me go back to listening to AOTY and Lana's magnum opus, NFR. See ya later. (Hopefully Ultraviolence and Honeymoon stans can come up with more convincing conspiracy theories until then)

 

 

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

I thought I wouldn't be able to sit through listening to the entirety of Venice Bitch after streaming it so much during this wait, but damn it somehow has me hooked and listening to the whole thing.

I don't think I'm ever listening to VB again lol

[Valerie 1,379]

Anyhow, let me go back listening to AOTY and Lana's magnum opus, NFR. See ya later. (Hopefully Ultraviolence and Honeymoon stans can come up with more convincing conspiracy theories until then)

 

 

 

Don't forget to continue valuing critics opinions despite the fact that LFL remains her second highest rated album on Metacritic, one point from Honeymoon. 

[urbannoize 1,596]

Lana explaining the mean behind Norman Fucking Rockwell album

 

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,260]

I don't think I'm ever listening to VB again lol

your loss

[Ivory Cricket 353]

omg this new version of FIILY just cured all my addictions and forced me into my tight jeans.

[drewby 9,219]

Don't forget to continue valuing critics opinions despite the fact that LFL remains her second highest rated album on Metacritic, one point from Honeymoon. 

 

Do you do anything else but be combative with every other user in this thread every waking minute of the day? You're toxic and annoying

 

Truly everyone in this thread should put you on ignore ASAP

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

Did the album leak in HQ yet LOL

[FFXSoul91 1,007]

Did the album leak in HQ yet LOL

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

Omg I haven't listened to the record in the last 50 minutes how could I

[Valerie 1,379]

Do you do anything else but be combative with every other user in this thread every waking minute of the day? You're toxic and annoying

 

Truly everyone in this thread should put you on ignore ASAP

Aren't u the person who said that we shouldn't talk about Lana's substance usage despite her being very open about it in interviews + her art (even her recent song, FIILY), simply because there's "young children" on here? When they actually just shouldn't be listening to Lana's music period?

 

Combative is that Jared person who constantly undermines fans of every other Lana album aside from the current one at the given time 

[KingJay 2,986]

I really thought I was going to hate TNBAR because of the news lyrics like most of y’all, but nope! I freaking love it.... and Cinnamon Girl, I’m literally crying.... that fucking bass and everything Jesus fuck me up Lana!!! I literally restarted it a minute in because whewww it’s that good.

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Anyhow, let me go back to listening to AOTY and Lana's magnum opus, NFR. See ya later. (Hopefully Ultraviolence and Honeymoon stans can come up with more convincing conspiracy theories until then)

 

 

 

Is it crack? Is it crack that you smoke?

[Make me your Dream Life 83,329]

So one sec, gen, which version of FIILY made the vinyls? Bc I'm kinda digging the version we got today.. They're both so good fuck

I really thought I was going to hate TNBAR because of the news lyrics like most of y’all, but nope! I freaking love it.... and Cinnamon Girl, I’m literally crying.... that fucking bass and everything Jesus fuck me up Lana!!! I literally restarted it a minute in because whewww it’s that good.

Ur not alone ahhhhhhhh

[KingJay 2,986]

I just got off work, and this is exactly what I needed plus some medication.

[HoneymoonSwan 3,106]

Valerie is STILL attacking people? i'm convinced it's a bot at this point.

 

i cannot believe someone has that amount of time on their hands to attack people on a forum site. get a job challenge

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

I really thought I was going to hate TNBAR because of the news lyrics like most of y’all, but nope! I freaking love it.... and Cinnamon Girl, I’m literally crying.... that fucking bass and everything Jesus fuck me up Lana!!! I literally restarted it a minute in because whewww it’s that good.

I dont mind the lyric change in TNBAR but discarding the outro was a crime.

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Unpopular opinion: Doin' Time fits on the album better than How To Disappear. That doesn't mean I don't like HTD, I actually like que production quite a lot, but it feels very out of place 

[Coney Island King 25,255]

The new version of FIILY is SHIT.

 

And why were you all crying about Cinnamon having some big BTD trap outro? Erm its literally just the music with NO beat for 1.30 minutes. People made out it was some explosive big outro lol