Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Lanaboards when Lana finally announces the album in June:

[FallingCherry 7,731]

I love the poem, it's super cute, but what the duck crossed her mind when she wrote she was a crustacean and the cosmos were baking inside her stomach

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I love the poem, it's super cute, but what the duck crossed her mind when she wrote she was a crustacean and the cosmos were baking inside her stomach

Yeah... Miss Lana has a couple kinks to work out... But I'm glad she's writing again. Give it a year or two of her writing constantly and the groove will find itself! Don't get me wrong this last poem was cute, but I want her to move to Europe and start visiting museums and soak up actual culture, not LA culture. France or Rome would be cute!

[Cry by the beach 882]

The audacity she has to continue to tag honeymoon in her posts and not accept my follow request 

[cherryblossoms 10,420]

You would drop by in a Chevrolet

 

Pick me up after school, you can be my baby

 

to

 

Call me when you're done with work

I'll pick you up later

 

I thought that was cute

[Wild One 3,306]

Lana & Israel

Lana & Kanye

Lana & Azealia

Lana & Hillsong

Lana race scandal w/ HIADT lyric

Ben fighting with fans

Lana vs California wildfire burning her house

 

I love this is her most controversial/tragic era in terms of headlines and issues and scandals ever while being her most lacking in communication and promotion

 

just another example of how Honeymoon outsold every other era

-Quick release from tease to premiere

-No pushback

-Concise and gorgeous

-Aesthetic and directed

-Feature MVs

-Billboard controversy that sparked fanflames

-Music video premiere with the best live rendition of West Coast

-Little promotion but cute kitschy instagram posts & videos

-Honeymoon acct

-No controversy or scandals

-Lots of pasta

-Quickly revealed tracklist

 

-That video of her unwrapping a headscarf and putting glasses on and saying it's her disguise

Don’t forget the honeymoon hotline

[Make me your Dream Life 87,814]

The audacity she has to continue to tag honeymoon in her posts and not accept my follow request 

I actually wanna know too what the pre-reqs are for this /

 

 

also

 

She likes the new Ariana track? Got excited for a sec, but yes pink filtersssszs

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

I think although this era is dry,

 

She might drop it all at once and it we will struggle;

5 will have a breakdown 

 

73 will leave LB

18 will do something extreme

[baddisease 17,936]

 

PLEASE STOP SPAMMING THE THREAD DEAR GOD!!!!!

 

ALSO

Warning points will continue to be handed out to any users I see aggressively spamming the thread as well as in engaging in harassing Lana and her team. We don't need any more of a reason for them all to hate us. As the owner, I will officially say this will NOT be tolerated within the LanaBoards community.

 

 

Elle, put me in charge of responding to anything Ben and Ed or Ben and Ted w/e say about us.

 

He can phone me up, give me his complaints, then I'll kindly tell him to suck a fat one and hang up.

[salvatore 21,769]

Elle, put me in charge of responding to anything Ben and Ed or Ben and Ted w/e say about us.

 

He can phone me up, give me his complaints, then I'll kindly tell him to suck a fat one and hang up.

 

elle, if u want this site to die by yesterday li

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Elle, put me in charge of responding to anything Ben and Ed or Ben and Ted w/e say about us.

 

He can phone me up, give me his complaints, then I'll kindly tell him to suck a fat one and hang up.

Um... no thank you..... We like having Elle & Yung as the campaign leaders and faces of this site

[lil aerosol 2,297]

wow I had mixed opinions on her last two poems but her I loved her latest

looks like it will be an... interesting book. I'll buy it if I can tho

[WildMustang 14,759]

Id love to hear her reading the poems

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Id love to hear her reading the poems

I need Lana to make an ASMR channel just for her poetry book tbh

[YUNGATA 14,955]

Um... no thank you..... We like having Elle & Yung as the campaign leaders and faces of this site

 

 

omg people used to call me ata but now i'm yung even tho i'm #old thanks i love it 

[FallingCherry 7,731]

She has done haikus too! But do you think they're part of the ~30 poems collection, or they're separated from the "real" poems?

[cherryblossoms 10,420]

I-

She sounds more excited for her poetry book than her album

Kinda sad because critics will probably rip it apart and send her into another depressive phase

[cloverhoney 801]

I prefer the haikus (because there is less to cringe at) but also the jasmine in the air one is actually nice .

I-

She sounds more excited for her poetry book than her album

Kinda sad because critics will probably rip it apart and send her into another depressive phase

ah shit I forgot about that yep I hope she releases the album at the same time or immediately after because she will probably cancel everything once the critic reviews start rolling in.. sorry bout it

[cloverhoney 801]

The audacity she has to continue to tag honeymoon in her posts and not accept my follow request

are you lanasflowerwitch haha

[GeminiLanaFan 49,039]

Lana LITERALLY liked a tweet mentioning the March 29th date in the title! She unliked it though recently

She also liked a Insta post about the supposed Wild Side song, in the LFL era. I think it just means she likes the attention the album / song is getting.