Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

27 hour until itunes updates

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

There are some Insta/Twitter stans who actually think it's coming out tomorrow because of sources like MTV and Billboard saying so. Like they're not too deep into the fandom so they probably don't know that it's bullshit, but boy are they gonna be disappointed tomorrow.

 

[PARADIXO 32,936]

can't wait to listen to NFR tomorrow on my way to Lollapalooza!!!1111

[Shadowheart 3,813]

if she was going to release this tomorrow, i'd already be out in some countries

[Cacciatore 19,347]

if she was going to release this tomorrow, i'd already be out in some countries

 

when doing a surprise release some artists (americans) release the album at midnight in the US first and then to the rest of the world... but even still we know for sure lana is not doing this so why bother

There are some Insta/Twitter stans who actually think it's coming out tomorrow because of sources like MTV and Billboard saying so. Like they're not too deep into the fandom so they probably don't know that it's bullshit, but boy are they gonna be disappointed tomorrow.

 

 

Even with no album miss Del Rey will still serve us some entertainment and I'll be here to watch her getting dragged by the insta gays for it lmao

 

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

Girls we must DISREGARD this blatant hate speech and continue chanting “Norman fucking Rockwell” into the night and beyond. The spell MUST COME TRUE. God bless and A M E N

I believe in the power of this, but we must get more gays to do it otherwise it'll be pointless and we'll have to pretend we are shocked that the album wasn't released.

*keeps on chanting*

[GeminiLanaFan 48,995]

I’m an optimistic regarding Lana and even I don’t expect a surprise release.

What I want is an official release date. She has to do it. March 29 snowballed everywhere.

[loleetah 4,084]

Praying for Lana's mentions on social media when everyone wakes up tomorrow and NFR wasn't released

[violets 11,896]

like... a lot of people that really arent focused on this era are expecting it to be released tomorrow. lana has an even BIGGER storm coming. yikes. see when you do clownery.

[Fingertips 72,034]

Her mentions are going to be wild tomorrow 

[ilovetati 15,297]

Even major publications are expecting it. It’s her team’s own damn fault for not being more organized.

 

She’s going to be getting read left and right on Twitter tomorrow

[DCooper 36,907]

Even though zero part of me expects a surprise release tomorrow, it would be really nice if it did happen because I move tomorrow and would love to explore my new neighbourhood with the album this weekend. Please and thank you Lana. 

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Let's take a vote: do you think Lana will finally snap tomorrow?

 

( ) Yes 

( ) No 

[lernerderrey 2,415]

NFR is gunna be released as DLC for Yoshi's Crafted World 

[Cacciatore 19,347]

NFR is gunna be released as DLC for Yoshi's Crafted World 

 

Yoshi saving us all one more time, I stan (and I'm not joking I love Yoshi with my whole heart wtf)

[ilovetati 15,297]

She would never do it, but just imagine her posting “Surprise x” with the album cover and link. Ugh. Depression cured instantly.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

She would never do it, but just imagine her posting “Surprise x” with the album cover and link. Ugh. Depression cured instantly.

I'd die

[GeminiLanaFan 48,995]

She would never do it, but just imagine her posting “Surprise x” with the album cover and link. Ugh. Depression cured instantly.

Honestly, at this point, is she surprise-released it, the only one she could be "hurting", in terms of sale, is her: Billie's album, apparently, already has 800k+ pre-release sales. Interscope would dominate the charts if they released the same day. 

[Zetterberg 1,879]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqMGhnixFx8"

[ilovetati 15,297]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqMGhnixFx8"

Disappointment is going to be everywhere omg