Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[poetic jess 2,340]

I’m an optimistic regarding Lana and even I don’t expect a surprise release.

What I want is an official release date. She has to do it. March 29 snowballed everywhere.

This is what I want tomorrow the most. It’d be so weird if she’d ignore the rumors, but then again it wasn’t too long ago that she was like “who knows when it’s coming out?” So we’d probably get silence tomorrow on that too... Ugh.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

watch NFR becoming her Original Doll

Ok but where's Rebellion it's been like 13 years now

[Zetterberg 1,879]

Disappointment is going to be everywhere omg

It's only 19 min long, so it's propbs gonna me MAC, VB and HIADTKJDFGKDFBKDF

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqMGhnixFx8"

 

I hope this person isn't missing a school day for this

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

i wanna DM lana so bad and be like “bitch where tf is the album?” but i’m too afraid. lmao. byeeee.

[Anita Malfatti 2,981]

I know y’all hate me every time I say this but... let’s spam Ed and Ben?

[baddisease 17,898]

I know y’all hate me every time I say this but... let’s spam Ed and Ben?

 

I think that's a good idea.

[cloverhoney 801]

She will HAVE to say something tomorrow either way so I'm excited for that she will have to explain the delay or do another fam tweet yis pls

[ThisIsRusko 1,521]

I know y’all hate me every time I say this but... let’s spam Ed and Ben?

Hello and JACK!

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

All we can do is hope that some angry gays spam her tomorrow, then she'll have to say something about the album process.

Also tomorrow will be a YEAR since she released the HIAB snippet, and since then she has probably only gave us album updates a total of three times.

[Anita Malfatti 2,981]

I’m going in Ed’s last photo with my fake acc

[GeminiLanaFan 48,995]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqMGhnixFx8"

This is a channel that specializes in streaming parties the day the record drops. I hope they have a plan B for tomorrow lol...

[Terrence Loves Me 72,666]

@@honey dew This is unbelievably gorgeous (the DL and IYC mashup), i promised myself i wouldnt listen to the strings until i heard the full song but i couldn't resist. Thank you, im crying rn its lovely

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Okay I'm gonna be delusional af for a moment but consider this:

 

- Lana tells us she 'doesn't know' when the album will drop. Idk about yall but that seemed strange to me, because she was so nonchalant about it like 'meh whatever idc'

- Ben tells us she's still working on it, then Lana confirms shortly after that it's done. Seems to me like they're both trying to come up with their own reasons for why it isn't released yet.

- Sources like MTV, Billboard and others have said it'll be released March 29th and although they're not 100% reliable, it still makes u think about who told them it would be released on that exact date.

- She could drop the album 12pm LA time instead of releasing it first in Australia/NZ etc.

- She did a shoot with Neil (for a magazine) which indicates that in the interview she could either talk about what's to come (with the music) or talk about the music (which has already dropped, hypothetically)

 

The only thing that wouldn't make sense about a surprise release is that she'll be up against Billie, which wouldn't make sense at all. But consider this: Lana clearly doesn't give a shit about topping the charts, and although her label do, she probably put her foot down and said "look, this is when I want to release it. Like it or lump it. I don't care about charts blah blah blah" and she could kinda fly under the radar with NFR and let Billie have the spotlight, but Lana wouldn't care.

 

Now I'm not saying it's coming tomorrow, in fact I highly doubt it. But just think about it.

 

 

How I felt typing this out

 

 

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

Okay I'm gonna be delusional af for a moment but consider this:

 

- Lana tells us she 'doesn't know' when the album will drop. Idk about yall but that seemed strange to me, because she was so nonchalant about it like 'meh whatever idc'

- Ben tells us she's still working on it, then Lana confirms shortly after that it's done

- Sources like MTV, Billboard and others have said it'll be released March 29th and although they're not 100% reliable, it still makes u think

- She could drop the album 12pm LA time instead of releasing it first in Australia/NZ etc.

- She did a shoot with Neil (for a magazine) which indicates that in the interview she could either talk about what's to come (with the music) or talk about the music (which has already dropped, hypothetically)

 

The only thing that wouldn't make sense about a surprise release is that she'll be up against Billie, which wouldn't make sense at all. But consider this: Lana clearly doesn't give a shit about topping the charts, and although her label do, she probably put her foot down and said "look, this is when I want to release it. Like it or lump it. I don't care about charts blah blah blah" and she could kinda fly under the radar with NFR and let Billie have the spotlight, but Lana wouldn't care.

 

Now I'm not saying it's coming tomorrow, in fact I highly doubt it. But just think about.

I love your positive delusion! But seriously tho, can't tell you how happy it would make me

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Who is Lana Del Rey? We're stanning Sky Ferreira now

[baddisease 17,898]

Who is Lana Del Rey? We're stanning Sky Ferreira now

 

no tf we're not

[ilovetati 15,297]

https://www.revistavanityfair.es/cultura/entretenimiento/articulos/lana-del-rey/37054

 

What does this Vanity Fair article say?

 

It’s called The Two Faces of Lana Del Rey and references tomorrow as a release date.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

[Cacciatore 19,347]

no tf we're not

 

Yes we are, you're just too busy stanning untalented Melanie Whortinez