Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Barry 5,631]

Lmfao I thought Lana was smarter than this. Clearly not.

 

We believe that all the money that comes into the church belongs to God. Tithes, oerings, gifts and other donations, as well as income from tuition and otherministry activities are all given to us in trust. As churchleaders we are accountable to God and to the people who have given to the church to be excellent fiduciaries of God’s money. All oerings and donations given for adesignated purpose or project are used 100% for that purpose or project.

 

 

"It's Gods money we are just accepting it and using it for him thats why we pay ourselves 5x what we give to charity"

 

I wonder how they would explain why they opened their 2nd location in Beverly Hills despite them being from Seattle and then fly in weekly to hold services there. "God spoke to us and said there is a lot of money there and celebrities are gullible". 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

kween of falling for the same shit over and over again

[Foxglove 2,266]

God has expensive taste

[mrborntolose 9,673]

someone fkn call that barnes and noble and ask how they knew to put lana del rey on the coming soon section. bc i just feel like they got some sort of message to start promoting that it’s coming so soon? IDK JUST CALL THEM SO I CAN PREPARE TO TAKE OFF MY CLOWN MAKEUP

[movebaby 5,379]

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[LanaFlowers 8,751]

God has expensive taste

LA God is Lady Marmalade

[domandapiano 11,597]

That Barnes and Noble probably just has a fan working there that typed up that sign hoping the same god damn thing we are all hoping; that we can somehow will this record into being. :*(

[movebaby 5,379]

i love for-profit religion

 

[American Whore 47,711]

will sell soul for album!!

[Rorman Nockwell 54,120]

We believe that all the money that comes into the church belongs to God. Tithes, oerings, gifts and other donations, as well as income from tuition and otherministry activities are all given to us in trust. As churchleaders we are accountable to God and to the people who have given to the church to be excellent fiduciaries of God’s money. All oerings and donations given for adesignated purpose or project are used 100% for that purpose or project.

 

 

"It's Gods money we are just accepting it and using it for him thats why we pay ourselves 5x what we give to charity"

 

I wonder how they would explain why they opened their 2nd location in Beverly Hills despite them being from Seattle and then fly in weekly to hold services there. "God spoke to us and said there is a lot of money there and celebrities are gullible". 

 

Yeah and before anyone cries,"It's not the same as Hillsong!" and pretend it's somehow better: it's another of Bieber's churches, and when the head pastor was asked to comment on whether or not the church was accepting of gays, he said, "we don't like to comment on controversial topics." Google it.

 

I mean I'm atheist af so I don't understand why anyone would want to go to a church ever; but if she's going to go to church, can she make it a non-celebrity-cult one?

 

Wake up, sis.

[movebaby 5,379]

why would god give a single fuck about human currency

[American Whore 47,711]

why would god give a single fuck about human currency

 

 

 

 

Lana should sell NFR BUT ONLY FOR BITCOIN

 

 

(hehehehehe i'm sure so many gays would be pissed)

 

(ps buy bitchcoin)

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

why would god give a single fuck about human currency

coke costs real money hun

[divebarsinger 2,715]

I only fear that this whole church crowd will alter her art, and I don't want her to compromise her art for the sake of religion.. like toning back a song such as "FMWUTTT" simply cause now she goes to church... do y'all fear this could happen???

 

this. i'm not suggesting people who have faith necessarily all reject the things she averagely sings about so earnestly, they don't and i guess we don't know how serious she is about all this and whether she's just dabbling a little.... but she's clearly very influenced by environment and isn't averse to extremely corny reasoning/lyrics (LFL) so...

i mean coachella was some baaaaaad idealistic shit that wasn't even done well imo

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

LDR7 confirmed to be a gospel album

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hoespel

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Bitch stop right there u had me at sea green

The tracklist had either 11 OR 18 tracks, there is no in between. The cover was just her face and her hair was beautiful and elegant yet simple and understated. I am telling you I have a psychic connection to this album and it is ALIVE and its coming. Its not a feeling, its my reality

[ChaoticLipster 23,833]

Sometimes ‘Indie’ is erroneously seen as a musical genre like ‘Alternative,’ rather than meaning ‘on an independent label.’

I agree LDR is not Indie.

It’s because she started off as indie. I still see her that way in some regards

[DEMONDELREY 2,645]

LDR7 confirmed to be a gospel album

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hoespel

 

LMFAO IMAGINE, YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH IF SHE COVERED PRINCIPLES OF LUST I WOULDN’T BE MAD AT IT

[sirensXsilence 462]

I'm not super educated on Christianity, but wasn't Jesus all about hanging with the poor and undesirables, and generally looked down on the rich? Or he at least pitied the rich because he saw excess wealth as morally-compromizing?

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

I'm not super educated on Christianity, but wasn't Jesus all about hanging with the poor and undesirables, and generally looked down on the rich? Or he at least pitied the rich because he saw excess wealth as morally-compromizing?

yeah christianity hasn't really been about jesus since he died tbh