Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PARADIXO 32,943]

next show is june 22, next saturday.

hopefully they chant it the entire time until she explodes in rage and spits up the release date

 

[WaitForLife 5,239]

Summer Bummer is still amazing.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,998]

i can't with the caitlyn jenner comparisons omg

Was just tryna prove how long it's been a anna oU - 

 

It's been SUCH a LONG time

 

 

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Friendly reminder to vote for [removed] on this post so Honeymouns gives us new Lana material thx

 

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Edited June 12, 2019 by admin
No promoting. NFR only related posts in the NFR thread please.

[Wynwood 19,967]

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is this from Blue Jeans or White Mustang?

[Make me your Dream Life 87,998]

is this from Blue Jeans or White Mustang?

BAR  sksksksksksksksjskskjsjsk

[sirensXsilence 462]

Just released the goddamn album already, holy fuck

[Wynwood 19,967]

what we really need is for neil krug to do the nfr photoshoot 

[VeniceBambi 1,304]

I wonder if Ariana having released so much shit made Lana not wanna release yet? And then she evenetually just went into hiding cause other shit 

[honey dew 11,793]

this is actually humiliating

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

lol the fact that I got a WP when the last twenty or so pages have been completely spam-worthy shitposts that have just about nothing to do with NFR... I have to laugh

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,109]

It is the responsibility of anyone attending her show on June 22 to SCREAM “WE WANT NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL”

[Make me your Dream Life 87,998]

It is the responsibility of anyone attending her show on June 22 to SCREAM “WE WANT NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL”

Lemme find my buku fest post brb 

 

Ok:

 

To the lipsters attending Friday's performance. Let's rehearse the questions that should b asked. Let's the game plan going:

 

Do:

- Ask about the record. We've waited all thread for this, what's a sentence more.

- Ask about the S Klein shoot.

- Record the performance of MAC and VB, those'll b heavenly, but we'll need evidence but ofc. *bonus points for a livestream

- Act accordingly, we get that it'll b exciting, but odds are, when u think about it, the crowds can scream for u so u might as well save ur voice for when u get to ask questions about the record, like how horrible would it be if ur voice was hoarse bc u scream sang songs from BtD?

- Ask for an encore/ flirt with the band/ get selfies w the kween (those are always pretty amazing, u could ask her about the record should she choose to take em selfies).

- Have receipts for everythinnnnng, what's reality w/o receipts?

 

Don't:

- Scream sing into the camera at least. We're a family now here so don't give anyone the chance of ridiculing u for an impulse that'll b recorded forever. 

- Harass anyone or block anyone's view if u can (also bad for the camera oop) 

- Insert proper festival etiquette and street smarts here*

 

This concludes our meeting, if u feel like you've missed anything, the peeps on this forum will b discussing these points before the show in diff tones and vernacular. But the messages'll come across deffo in flavors of either, regret, disdain, and definite frustration.

 

Have fun vintage kids, we're counting on u

 

 

This concludes our PSA, ty

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,774]

It is the responsibility of anyone attending her show on June 22 to SCREAM “WE WANT NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL”

 

+ if anyone is near the front and has the chance to meet her ASK HER ABOUT IT AND FKN RECORD HER ANSWER

[Barry 5,940]

+ if anyone is near the front and has the chance to meet her ASK HER ABOUT IT AND FKN RECORD HER ANSWER

 

Fan: "WHERES NFR?"

 

Lana: "Whats she saying"

 

 

 

Fan: "WHERE IS NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL - WHATS HAPPENING"

 

Lana:

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,998]

BRING MATCHA GIFT CARDS 

[SuperMegaStan 9,998]

It is the responsibility of anyone attending her show on June 22 to SCREAM “WE WANT NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL”

 

people better step up their game and bring out the banners

[Rorman Nockwell 56,774]

BRING MATCHA GIFT CARDS 

 

I mean it's not too late to make bugged matcha gift baskets, just sayin'

[Make me your Dream Life 87,998]

I mean it's not too late to make bugged matcha gift baskets, just sayin'

Too heavy, we'll need disguises and hillsong baddie outfits, groupies and a plan  The point is for her to come to us

[Rorman Nockwell 56,774]

This is her when you tell her you have a matcha gift card:

 

 

And this is her when you ask for NFR: