Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

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King of The Wool

For some Mexicans Lana is also slang for money, so I always considered her name Yo be

 

Money of The King or Kings Money? Idk

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I didn’t ask to be born latina, no mas tuve suerte

[divebarsinger 2,715]

well throw me around like a hot potato i can't believe lana has died

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sis it would be Bana

Omg you’re right sorry I’m high

 

 

Do you guys think the album is actually coming in August? Be honest, what do you really feel is gonna happen?

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

Omg you’re right sorry I’m high

 

 

Do you guys think the album is actually coming in August? Be honest, what do you really feel is gonna happen?

i know a lot of you are pretty skeptical of an album coming in August, and we have all the reason to be, but i do think it is coming then. it just has to. she's been saying small things like "cant wait for you to hear the new album luvs" and posting nfr snippets, she can't hold off any longer. she cant possibly make a lie as big as lying about the album release (tentative) date. she might make some small lies or inconsistencies but it's been too long

 

                                          there is no way she can hold it off any longer

                                                                   there is no way

thereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnoway 

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since it's all about languages now i can teach y'all French, it's very fun.

 

to say "amazing", we say "mange la merde".

to say "worm" we say "bite"

to say "mind blowing", it's "camembert"

and to say "matcha tea" we say "pain au chocolat" (and not chocolate croissant you idiots)

How do u say, Norman's eggplant is top notch chef ? 

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Omg you’re right sorry I’m high

Do you guys think the album is actually coming in August? Be honest, what do you really feel is gonna happen?

I don't wanna be delusional but I really think it's coming in August or September. #iwanttobelieve

[The Greatest 8,803]

NFR will be the best song on the album mark my words

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I can tell a mod will come in and put everyone who commented Spanish on post restriction #spanishgate #neverforgettheglitter

Hashtag putagate, never to be forgotten

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https://wetransfer.com/downloads/655e0d6361c529e56b614ffd54ac043620190709192411/cc7552/grid

 

Okay so my hypothesis is based around the idea that Lana is using her IG feed as the only promotion for this era. Starting w the first HIAB clip last year, every four lines of her IG feed has included some form of snippet, poem, announcement, or single. I have numbered the photos to paint a clearer picture of what I’m talking about. Photo 1 contains the HIAB snippet, 3 had MAC and VB singles, 4 had HIAB and HTD snippets, 5 had Cinnamon snippets, 7 IYC snippet, 8 Hope single/ HIAB snippet/ Gucci Guilty ad, 9 had festival tour announcements, 10 a couple poems and her painting for Italian Vogue, 11, more poems/ pages from her poetry book, 12 poems/ Stronger snippet, 13 Doin Time single, 14 Vogue covers, 15 NFR snippet and Charlie’s Angels collab announcement. If this pattern continues, within the next three lines on her IG feed we should be receiving another announcement, clip, or poem of some sort. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

 

Edit: photos 2 & 6 were the only ones without any form of important content

Yes!!! Somebody finally cracked the code!!!

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Omg Lana is a cannibal, confirmed

Kesha teas

 

https://youtu.be/2UrA9zBSY8c

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My only annoyance with mods right now is

1. One literally begged in the Kim Petras thread for an album leak that was going to come out within hours... I mean at least they acknowledged what they were doing wasn't right but they really didn't say it was wrong either. Oop

 

2. Another one passive aggressively threatened to ban an old lady because she used caps [amidst loads of irrelevant talk on this thread about Lana's face and the such] and she never came back online again (or at least hasnt posted on the forums, i don't think)

 

And ya I realize this isn't on topic at all either but i mean after the old lady thing i just said frick it

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I hope we get some spanish in NFR

 

since i put it out into the universe that its UV 2.0

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this car crash of a thread is still open?

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omg perras were yall talking in spanish? omg let me join:

 

1. Lana definitivamente has lost it perras, y she showed it with this era. It's kinda sad bc I feel like I'm staneando a 38yo homophobic mama than the iconica girl I knew before 2017

 

2. Cinnamon y NFR are gonna be one of the best songs on the album. Mark my words zorras

 

3. Happiness is a mariposa is gonna be one of the worst, definitely

 

4. Compren y stream III by BANKS este friday putas

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imagine lana’s real personality is talking spanglish and acting just like cardi b’s...

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imagine lana’s real personality is talking spanglish and acting just like cardi b’s...

 

imagine lana having a real personality

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Omg you’re right sorry I’m high

 

 

Do you guys think the album is actually coming in August? Be honest, what do you really feel is gonna happen?

Probably, yes. I wouldn't be surprised if she's getting everything ready for it now between the latest & next show... like a preorder announcement on twitter. If you've ever looked, she's usually pretty coordinated with MOST of her social media, but it usually goes like this:

1) Instagram goes first

2) Twitter is second, sometimes simultaneous with Insta

3) Facebook is usually late, sometimes by an hour or two

 

I've noticed it seems like for the past year, all her posts were made in this way

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this car crash of a thread is still open?

Once again, mods haven't been doing much lately

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these last few pages have a very chaotic energy wtf is going on