Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[agecando 288]

1 minute ago, Sugar Venom said:

Her rnb masterpiece is coming I won 

yess! i’m wanting something neo-soul a la Erykah Badu 

[Dark Angel 202,587]

Just now, cinnamongirI said:

getting vibes that lana produced blue banisters herself

 

super movie 2.0 is coming... we won...  

[Super Movie 51,745]

All I'm going to say is that insiders are very strange people

Spoiler

Literally what the fuck is this album gonna sound like if it's nothing we thought...if it's jazz or rnb she can have all my money  I need that so bad 

 

[Lustformoney 41,473]

1 minute ago, cinnamongirI said:

getting vibes that lana produced blue banisters herself

oh god please no. Piano flops till the day she dies she would never work with anyone ever again

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,772]

12 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Spoken word ASMR record, calling it 

SYLVIA....

[domandapiano 12,111]

Ok so I was wrong but I blame them for their dumdum wording. also it seems his guess about a delay is just based off the info we all already have (her past rollouts) so there’s no reason to kick our worries about that into high gear. 

[bel air rose 11,631]

“not what we expect” 

 

what we originally expected: folk, country etc

 

what BOZ confirmed it’s not: rock, alt, hip hop

 

i'm more confused than ever like what can it be

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

Just now, Lustformoney said:

oh god please no. Piano flops till the day she dies she would never work with anyone ever again

i dont think lana knows how to play the piano 

[GrenadineGrass 4,135]

3 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

Lana did seem pretty proud of her cover of Summertime, and she showed support to her friend for playing Billie Holiday in that movie a while ago. I'm betting on Jazz.
I feel like maybe this insider is referring to Lana stans not being happy with that sound because I can imagine it could end up sounding too 'mature' or 'slow paced'.

Jazz would be my ultimate dream choice ngl

[Churchome Rep 3,383]

4 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

Well, it's over... or it never even started!

Better than another round of QFTC push back 

 

My next guess is that she’s going to do a musical-type album

[Marius 12,857]

1 minute ago, bel air rose said:

“not what we expect” 

 

what we originally expected: folk, country etc

 

what BOZ confirmed it’s not: rock, alt, hip hop

 

i'm more confused than ever like what can it be

Maybe she’s going pop 

[Dark Angel 202,587]

Just now, new gods said:

i dont think lana knows how to play the piano 

 

however... she DOES have a basic understanding of how to play the guitar  the return of the lizzy grant sound of 2007, get drunk, yayo, pawn shop blues... i think we won!  

[Super Movie 51,745]

I'm manifesting it's jazz now and nobody can stop me  

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Watch her ask Rob to play piano

[Lustformoney 41,473]

2 minutes ago, new gods said:

i dont think lana knows how to play the piano 

she will learn 2 chords and she will be good to go

[plastiscguy 63,438]

Inb4 Lana created a brand new genre and that's why none of us guessed! 

 

When the Grammys create a new category and she's the only nominated!

 

We are indeed not ready!

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,852]

Okay wait

But didn’t a fan talk to Lana irl and she said she worked with jack on this album? 

[Lustformoney 41,473]

so we basically know nothing except for that Jacks Jacks almost gone ?

[Dark Angel 202,587]

1 minute ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

Okay wait

But didn’t a fan talk to Lana irl and she said she worked with jack on this album? 

 

at this point that could've been for anything, poetry album, folk covers, country covers, scrapped work, etc.

[Lentilus 25,720]

3 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

she will learn 2 chords and she will be good to go