Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

Just now, mlittle11 said:

they cant ban us all 

are we sure about that

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yes ofc they can't ban us all 

 

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

this thread & forum when they ban us all

 

now where are the lies?

[Surf Noir 188,741]

Just now, Jaeden xx said:

are we sure about that

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yes ofc they can't ban us all 

 

now where are the lies?

 

no lies detected

 

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

anyways I really hope the album has two sides (like lust for life but more obv) so there's like the intimate and emotional ballad side with Blue Banisters and cherry blossom etc then there's a revenge side e.g Dealer, Rocky Candy Sweet (if we even get these two songs) and I feel like a good connector between the two sides would be Thunder so I'm hoping the album has like 16 tracks and Thunder is like track 8 or 9.

[Liz Taylor Blues 17,615]

Lana please release the single already the twinks in this thread have lana del lost it and if i see another fucking glitter post…..well I’ll lose it too

 

01 Map of LA

02 Santa Barbara Babe

03 Eucalyptus Eucharist ( California Psychedelic Catholic Synth Folk  Version)

04. Free Britney and Guillotine Moby

05 Dealer of Depth

06. Sex Kitten Feral Tiger

07 Blue Bannisters ( Green and Gray)

08 Here’s The Deal

09. Big Sky ( I Fly)

10. World War 3 ( Covid 19 In A Lab)

11. Cancel Counter Culture ft Courtney Love and Fear No More

12 Cinnamon Carcinogen ( Vape Pen Blues)

13 Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow

14  For K Part 3

 

 

 

[Surf Noir 188,741]

[Liz Taylor Blues 17,615]

16 minutes ago, scarlettohara said:

Once all of y’all get put on mod queue, Lana is bound to announce something out of spite... so announcement tomorrow I guess?  

but seriously tho how iconic would it be if that actually happened lol

Lana is probably spamming on here and will be mod queued herself…. Maybe the break from lb will encourage her to post on ig and twitter

[lamms 11,603]

the pool seeing jenny run towards it

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

1 minute ago, lamms said:

the pool seeing jenny running towards it

wait a minute is that that one pool in the meme where her hand is in the water and lana is just staring at the pool

[Surf Noir 188,741]

i miss @13bitches & @SparkleJumpropeNoose

[lamms 11,603]

me, looking at the time and seeing it's already 3:23am

realizing my last posts on this forum were all about this gif before i get banned

welp! it was fun, good night

[Venice Peach 52,977]

I love how self aware Lana is this era.

She saw people trashing the LMLYLAW and Chemtrails cover: she give us 3 badly edited selfies as single covers

She see us complaining that she posts random things on her insta instead of album promo: she promotes Nikkis tour (that she's not even headlining) and then a random pic of a friend back to back 

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

I really want some nice merch for this era compared to the merch we got for chemtrails i'm hoping we get some good quality merchandise that isn't so expensive also hope she replaces her merch team.

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1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i miss @13bitches & @SparkleJumpropeNoose

that's gonna be us one day #banned

 

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

Me while Jenny is drowning  in the pool 

 

[past the bushes 30,906]

are they banning us??? UGHH IDK 

[The Stargirl Pinky 66,987]

 

 

[lamms 11,603]

4 minutes ago, Jaeden xx said:

wait a minute is that that one pool in the meme where her hand is in the water and lana is just staring at the pool

it's funny how some things just change in a day, or even in an hour

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

Just now, past the bushes said:

are they banning us??? UGHH IDK 

 

 

probably do we need to write our will now or something?

[Surf Noir 188,741]

Just now, past the bushes said:

are they banning us??? UGHH IDK 

 

they're silencing us!               

[Venice Peach 52,977]

1 minute ago, Jaeden xx said:

I really want some nice merch for this era compared to the merch we got for chemtrails i'm hoping we get some good quality merchandise that isn't so expensive also hope she replaces her merch team.

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that's gonna be us one day #banned

 

Lana peaked with the coke necklace. I don't think we'll ever get something as nice and original 

[Get Drunk 17,480]

12 minutes ago, Mike Dean is a god said:

Lana is probably spamming on here and will be mod queued herself…. Maybe the break from lb will encourage her to post on ig and twitter

Elle when she gets a text from Ben telling her to unban Lana's secret account