Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[honeymo0n 8,623]

27 minutes ago, lilac perfumes said:

I need another LaChapelle photoshoot, bless us Lana, please 

Ikr!! I feel like his photoshoots are very unique and he manages to capture Lana's vibe perfectly

[ChaoticLipster 24,728]

6 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

all i know is i want charlie his camera and his ass crack far away from this album

The album cover will likely be of his ass crack knowing Lana....

[x VB 12,508]

8 hours ago, littleredpartydress said:

Didn’t he produce madonnas SEX

 

that is literally among the worst songs of all time. Why do we want this man anywhere near this again 

 

we want venice bitch 2.0 not white mustank 7.0

we just want music

[GeminiLanaFan 49,353]

Let’s go all conspiracy theory here!!!

 

last summer, leakers gave us Life is Beautiful and I Talk to Jesus, two tracks that talk about Christian divinities. Chemtrails also have a couple of God references. From what we know, it was around the time the lucky five gays got their hands on Chemtrails....

 

this year, we got Wild One, which mentions Mike... So it’s a message

from the leakers that Mike Dean is a producer on RCS!

[honeymo0n 8,623]

20 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Let’s go all conspiracy theory here!!!

 

last summer, leakers gave us Life is Beautiful and I Talk to Jesus, two tracks that talk about Christian divinities. Chemtrails also have a couple of God references. From what we know, it was around the time the lucky five gays got their hands on Chemtrails....

 

this year, we got Wild One, which mentions Mike... So it’s a message

from the leakers that Mike Dean is a producer on RCS!

...but why does this seem credible tho? Let's hope it's a sign

Also, Wild One's lyrics mention dancing and Mike usually makes more upbeat music from what I know, it's all coming together

[Bird World 1,805]

2 hours ago, honeymo0n said:

Ikr!! I feel like his photoshoots are very unique and he manages to capture Lana's vibe perfectly

Imagine a music video like that 

[American Whore 51,649]

1 hour ago, honeybadger said:

all i know is i want charlie his camera and his ass crack far away from this album

rude i want more of his ass crack

[Yosemite 23,788]

1 hour ago, ChaoticLipster said:

The album cover will likely be of his ass crack knowing Lana....

And what about it? 

[honeybadger 40,622]

28 minutes ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

rude i want more of his ass crack

 

i'm sure one day we'll get it  it might just be half submerged in a tub of beans.... honestly i love how weird they are

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

33 minutes ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

rude i want more of his ass crack

Crack Candy Sweet 

[lanadelrat 585]

i had a dream about rcs everyone! lana did a commercial with her in a long flowy dress with blue bannisters in the background. apparently blue bannisters was a cover even though it literally doesn't exist. she announced that it was an EP with only 4 tracks... the visuals were stunning though (maybe bc I took melatonin)

 

 

[Lustrouslines 5,202]

When I think of a blue banister I think of Lana walking down the staircase in a sexy demeanor, waiting to submit to her lover while in lingerie

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

3 minutes ago, Lustrouslines said:

When I think of a blue banister I think of Lana walking down the staircase in a sexy demeanor, waiting to submit to her lover while in lingerie

oh my god. 

anyway 

[American Whore 51,649]

13 minutes ago, Lustrouslines said:

When I think of a blue banister I think of Lana walking down the staircase in a sexy demeanor, waiting to submit to her lover while in lingerie

 

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

if we don’t get an Ultraviolence 2.0 we RIOT, girlies! 

 

Seriously though........ why the fuck she stopped making such godly, perfect music I’ll never understand. This is your reminder to listen to UV deluxe and light some incense and call upon the gods to deliver us an iconic Lana album full of HEAT 

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

20 minutes ago, Lustrouslines said:

When I think of a blue banister I think of Lana walking down the staircase in a sexy demeanor, waiting to submit to her lover while in lingerie

When u try to be sexy for your lover

 

[Bird World 1,805]

17 minutes ago, Lustrouslines said:

When I think of a blue banister I think of Lana walking down the staircase in a sexy demeanor, waiting to submit to her lover while in lingerie

IT'S A YES FROM ME 

 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,718]

I love how we all just agree that somehow, staircases mean sexy time 

[ShadesOfFool 20,208]

Banisters = railing 

 

She’s singing about getting FUCKED 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,718]

3 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

Banisters = railing 

 

She’s singing about getting FUCKED 

missed slutLana missed that ho