Lana Del Rey: All 113 Songs Ranked, a Critics List

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Billboard have no taste

[Vanilla Icy 29,597]

20 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

sorry but there's no way this is what makes us girls is better than ~70% of her discography 

tiwmug is that bitch and will always be that bitch! 

now woman by cat powers where she's just doing backing vocals being above black beauty is simply diabolical what the fuck

[Veinsineon 76,065]

 saw Hope at #1 and then stopped reading 

[honeybadger 40,617]

Just now, new gods said:

tiwmug is that bitch and will always be that bitch! 

now woman by cat powers where she's just doing backing vocals being above black beauty is simply diabolical what the fuck

 

don't get me wrong i love tiwmug  but.... is it really deserving of that #38 position or whatever it was? maybe but maybe not

 

now coachella being higher than so many songs... being higher than california MTWBT flipside black beauty salvatore art deco etc etc is SADISTIC and CRUEL and the worst thing i've seen in a while

[TRENCH 15,450]

Switch number one and two PLEASE. Otherwise this list is ?
 

Hope is a dangerous snore 

 

[Vanilla Icy 29,597]

i don't think it's really fair that they put other artists songs she features in, that she most likely has little to no creative input on, in the list. like the kasey musgraves duet cover above her original songs doesn't sit right with me.

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

Florida Kilios being nearly last invalidates it immediately...

 

Now time to report this so called list to The Hauge BC several war crimes have been committed here today and I will not stand for it 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Yayo being in 27th is a crime. And I don't even like the song. It's a masterpiece that only Lana could pull up

[honeybadger 40,617]

also this is less of a problem with this ranking and more with discography rankings overall.... but does it really make sense to rank certain songs lower because they don't fit as well into the original album (i think without you for example in this list)? or like THAT low just because of that reason?

 

how a song fits into its album becomes much less relevant when you remove it from that context completely 

[Super Movie 51,541]

i just can't get over how strange this listing is?? there are so many songs that are placed either way higher or way lower than they should be. i totally get that taste is subjective and everyone likes different songs, but i can't imagine living in a headspace where i think that the burnt norton interlude is better than black beauty.

also: still bitter about heroin only being at #57 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Art Deco ranking higher than Religion is another sin

[takeitdoen 10,627]

I agree with a lot of placements on here. I'm still so disappointed with what happened to The Next Best American Record, which the reviewer perfectly captures. 

[rightofjupiter 16,476]

48 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I want this post framed!!! <3

hopehive gets it 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

I couldn't read everything because the description got on my nerves. Congratulations to the ones that made it to the end 

[uvbabe 4,730]

Out of 113 songs they just picked out Hope first   Literally stopped reading 'cus its useless 

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,027]

i liked it  y'all had me worried

 

i don't personally agree with all the placements, but as an objective ranking, i think it's a lot better than many i've seen -- it's pretty clear from the descriptions that the author knows LDR's catalogue well and i think he has interesting things to say about the songs!!! i agreed with a lot of his observations and even where i didn't, i think he brings up interesting points

 

ig everyone can stay mad that the album version of Lolita is a mess (an iconic mess but the demos outsold in terms of being listenable lmfao) and that hiadt is a career-defining track

[uvbabe 4,730]

They rank Hope first but Is This Happiness at 109? I mean they have no credibility 

[War In My Mind 2,999]

I can forgive the guns and roses slander, but is this happiness at 109? im googling this reporters address at this very moment, i just want to talk

[littleseashell 2,499]

13 minutes ago, sparklrtrailrheaven said:

i think it's a lot better than many i've seen -- it's pretty clear from the descriptions that the author knows LDR's catalogue well and i think he has interesting things to say about the songs!!!

[onlygirlonearth 158]

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