Does Lana Del Ray pick up after her animals?!?!

[American Whore 52,167]

Do you think new singer Laina Del Ray scoops her cats litter boxes and picks up after her dogs herself? I just.... I couldn't imagine, I think she doesn't and I bet she pays someone to do it  how much do they get paid to do it? $9 an hour? 

 

 

this is a shitpost don't ban me

[Super Movie 52,185]

I heard Lexa pays her brother Chad $40 to feed her animals and her horse plant 

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Honestly the fact that this wasn't an actual thread made back in 2013 shocks me 

 

[Frangipani 11,616]

What about her chickens?

 

1 minute ago, Super Movie said:

 

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Honestly the fact that this wasn't an actual thread made back in 2013 shocks me 

 

should lana do porn?

[American Whore 52,167]

1 minute ago, Super Movie said:

I heard Lexa pays her brother Chad $40 to feed her animals and her horse plant 

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Honestly the fact that this wasn't an actual thread made back in 2013 shocks me 

 

 

honestly i'm hoping one of these off the wall threads makes lana come out of the woodworks and make a post here  i think she has an account and one of these days shes gonna make it known 

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1 minute ago, Frangipani said:

What about her chickens?

 

should lana do porn?

The rumour come out,
Does Lana Del Rey is porn?

[Super Movie 52,185]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

honestly i'm hoping one of these off the wall threads makes lana come out of the woodworks and make a post here  i think she has an account and one of these days shes gonna make it known 

Imagine if out of everything on this site, "Does Lana Del Ray pick up after her animals" is what makes her snap and reveal herself on here  If I was her, I would've snapped after "Should Lana do porn?" tbh

[Frangipani 11,616]

1 minute ago, Pale Fire said:

The rumour come out,
Does Lana Del Rey is porn?

quite the scandal

[American Whore 52,167]

Just now, Super Movie said:

Imagine if out of everything on this site, "Does Lana Del Ray pick up after her animals" is what makes her snap and reveal herself on here  If I was her, I would've snapped after "Should Lana do porn?" tbh

 

this made me fucking CACKLE 

[Anthony 3,348]

6 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

Imagine if out of everything on this site, "Does Lana Del Ray pick up after her animals" is what makes her snap and reveal herself on here  If I was her, I would've snapped after "Should Lana do porn?" tbh

 

lol 

[takeitdoen 10,629]

I feel like she craves normalacy and she seems to enjoy looking after her pets (going from the description of the chickens running barefeet in her Instalive), so I reckon she probably does it herself. 

[American Whore 52,167]

Just now, takeitdoen said:

I feel like she craves normalacy and she seems to enjoy looking after her pets (going from the description of the chickens running barefeet in her Instalive), so I reckon she probably does it herself. 

 

i bet the cat litter scooper thing is rhinestoned 

[NikoGo 62,985]

I feel like she’s super bougie and has one of those $1,000 cat litter robot things that cleans it for her 

[Liz Taylor Blues 19,052]

Y’all….. i dig the chaos ngl

[West Coast 45,905]

Yes. I think she picks up after Charlie. 

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20 hours ago, Pale Fire said:

The rumour come out,
Does Lana Del Rey is porn?

doesn't her name sound like a pornstar name?

[The Siren 30,543]

[necessary sacrifice 8,866]

my husband and i actually discuss this a lot. i feel like her home is always too messy for her to really have a maid even though it seems logical for her to have one. maybe she makes chuck or charlie clean the litter boxes lmao. i just hope she doesn't leave the dog poop all over her yard but i guess the blue banisters video woulda been ruined if she did. but since it sounds like she tends to her chickens herself, i bet she tends to all her pets herself. 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,162]

Lana doesn’t strike me as someone who would be fussy abt cleaning up after their pets tbh or gets others to do it, I don’t think she’s afraid to get down n dirty

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