Lana Del Rey Albums as _______

[PARADIXO 33,272]

What is fernet?

 

It's a very, very strong and bitter liquor. Mixing it with Coca-Cola elevates its rich flavor without all the bitterness. It's also very good for digestive issues.

[Mind Melt 10,099]

Man I do not drink

and I do not use drugs

 

can I compare her albums to different types of dicks?

lana del ray: meth head dick

born to die: daddy dick

paradise: poolboy dick

ultraviolence: biker dick

honeymoon: fine italian dick

lust for life: gangbang

because LFL is incohesive as hell

[heroindealer 11,508]

lana del ray: meth head dick

born to die: daddy dick

paradise: poolboy dick

ultraviolence: biker dick

honeymoon: fine italian dick

lust for life: gangbang

because LFL is incohesive as hell

 

wasn’t expecting to read something like this today

[Flowerbomb 65,597]

UV is the skinny crackhead white boy dick

 

NFR has no genitalia.

[Nobody 21,656]

lana del ray: meth head dick

born to die: daddy dick

paradise: poolboy dick

ultraviolence: biker dick

honeymoon: fine italian dick

lust for life: gangbang

because LFL is incohesive as hell

 

teas

[heroindealer 11,508]

UV is the skinny crackhead white boy dick

 

NFR has no genitalia.

 

genItalia

 

NFR world tour confirmed

[baddisease 18,161]

BTD, coke

Paradise, heroin

UV, methamphetamine / xanax

HM, LSD

LFL, ecstasy

 

UV is more like Xanax than meth tbh

[Doll Harlow 12,373]

UV is more like Xanax than meth tbh

 

It also gives heroin vibes obvious reasons (Cruel World and the West Coast music video)

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

lana del ray: meth head dick

born to die: daddy dick

paradise: poolboy dick

ultraviolence: biker dick

honeymoon: fine italian dick

lust for life: gangbang

because LFL is incohesive as hell

nfr: struggling actor dick

[movebaby 5,379]

lana del ray: meth head dick

born to die: daddy dick

paradise: poolboy dick

ultraviolence: biker dick

honeymoon: fine italian dick

lust for life: gangbang

because LFL is incohesive as hell

nfr is a born again virgin

[salvatore 21,770]

normsani fucking rokcwell is motor oil with a sprig of lambs ear and dirt garnish

 

norman fnucking wrockewll is a juul.

 

nsnroman dfuckhign rockwell is quite sitmply, vanilla hetero dickk with bad rhythm and timing

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

normsani fucking rokcwell is motor oil with a sprig of lambs ear and dirt garnish

 

norman fnucking wrockewll is a juul.

 

nsnroman dfuckhign rockwell is quite sitmply, vanilla hetero dickk with bad rhythm and timing

nO hYpE uNdEr oUr cOvErS indeed   

[Ultra Violet 19,156]

Lana's albums as Game of Thrones seasons:

 

 

Season 1-2: AKA and Born to Die (I see season 1 up to Neds death as AKA, like an amazing introduction but because of budget, the production isn't quite as sleek. and the rest of s1 with season 2 is Born to Die with incredible moments like seeing the dragons for the first time, the first big battles, house of the undying, etc)

Season 3: Paradise (dives further into themes, gets darker. Still a very strong, if not stronger season/album. Arguably one of the favourites)

Season 4: Ultraviolence (has the best of what the show/Lana's music is about. Arguably the other favourite)

Season 5: Honeymoon (a bit slow but still QUALITY CONTENT and we really can't do without the progression and growth of this season/album)

Season 7: Lust for Life (seemed amazing at first, but then you kinda realise it was rushed and trying to get somewhere but never actually did successfully. Missed out on most of it's potential as well, as if some really strong fans could have written some of it better. Yet there was still hope that things could still go up hill.)

 

 

Nothing matches season 8 yet (or 6, I'm not sure, I don't wanna reach too far), and I'm 95% sure NFR won't do that, maybe it will be the season 8 we deserved.

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,423]

I see Lana’s Albums as her varying degrees of depression

 

BTD: She’s happy & sad but overall happy with life

Paradise: shit hit the fan but she’s still ok

UV: Worst place emotionally you can be at

HM: She’s come far but still has her bad moments

LFL: She’s faking being ultra happy trying to make it

& is going up & down emotionally.

NFR: She’s finally got it under control & finally feels happy, but she also knows she will never be 100%.

This album feels like another look back at her life. Her most honest album with the truest reflection. She’s confronting what makes her sad. So she ends the album basically saying. Her hope may bring her so very low again, but she has to have hope for the future. If we include pre BTD we can see she achieved the happiness we wanted. Yet SNL derailed it, she had a different HOPE for her career. She wanted the praise & as we all know that’s not what she got.

[Amadeus 11,334]

so... if we do albums as birds, btd is definitely a loon right?

 

[Beautiful Loser 50,528]

so... if we do albums as birds, btd is definitely a loon right?

Your Twitter thread deserved more likes tbh

[WaitForLife 5,252]

I think NFR is her autumn album, while HM is spring, BTD is winter and UV & LFL are summer.

[expandableclitoris 9,093]

BTD/NFR - Autumn

UV - Winter

HM - Summer

LFL - Spring

 

and yall can go fuck yaselves 

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

BTD/NFR - Autumn

UV - Winter

HM - Summer

LFL - Spring

 

and yall can go fuck yaselves 

luv this is all wrong

 

BTD -  Winter

PD - Spring

UV - Summer

Honeymoon - Autumn

Lust For Life - Summer

Norman Fucking Rockwell - Autumn

[Dark Angel 204,969]

I see NFR as an end of summer transitioning into fall kind of album.