Lana Del Rey Albums as _______

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Lana albums as Paradise songs?

 

Born To Die - Cola

Paradise - Ride

Ultraviolence - Body Electric

Honeymoon - Bel Air

Lust For Life - Gods & Monsters

Norman Fucking Rockwell - Yayo

COCC - Burning Desire

Born To Die - Cola

Paradise - Ride

Ultraviolence - Body Electric

Honeymoon - Bel Air

Lust For Life - Burning Desire

Norman Fucking Rockwell - American

COCC - Gods and Monsters

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

BTD: Sue Lyons / Brigitte Bardot

 

Paradise: Sophia Loren

 

UV: Joan Jett / Sharon Tate

 

HM: Priscilla Presley

 

LFL: Joan Baez

 

NFR: Sylvia Plath

 

COCC: Carolyn Bessette Kennedy

 

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On another note, I don't think the album is delayed. Ben did say on his Insta that it's coming soon so I really wouldn't worry too much. I just think Lana is trying her best to keep things under wraps so the songs themselves will be a 'surprise' for all of us. 

[suicideblonde 2,702]

Lana albums as decades - 
BTD- 1950’s 

UV - 1960’s

LFL - 1970’s

NFR - 1960’s 

COCC - based on aesthetics, 1950’s

 

HM - timeless

[daphnedinkley 13,414]

Lana albums as types of alcohol even tho nobody asked  (I decided not to include mixed drinks except for in brackets lmao it felt like cheating)

 

AKA - Beer [idk why but this album reminds me of the end of a party where everyone else is asleep and only you and the person you have a crush on are awake and you're sat talking quietly in the warm orange lights; everybody drank all the more exciting booze like vodka and wine during the party so the only thing left is warm cheap beer but you drink it anyway, just so you can fuel your conversation a little more ]

Born To Die - Vodka

Paradise - Vermouth

Ultraviolence - Whiskey!!!! 100000% whiskey

Honeymoon - Gin [especially gin and tonic or gin-based cocktails]

Lust For Life - White wine [especially white wine spritzer!!]

Norman Fucking Rockwell! - Brandy

[yourolllikethunder 4,885]

playing the title track ranking game:

 

1. NFR

2. COCC

3. Honeymoon

4. BTD

5. UV

6. LFL

 

if u have same/similar, lmk so we can be bff’s  (ps- don’t come for me, I’m not a UV hater, I just think that melody is less exciting to me than the others; for the record, I also love LFL & think it’s underrated)

[Terrence Loves Me 72,663]

albums as buffy characters

born to die - cordelia

ultraviolence - faith

honeymoon - drusilla

lust for life - willow

norman fucking rockwell - buffy

chemtrails - glory

[Dark Angel 201,751]

sirens - vanilla

ldrakalg - tutti frutti

born to die - cherry

paradise - orange creamsicle

ultraviolence - blackberry

honeymoon - tangerine

lust for life - lemon

norman fucking rockwell - oreo

chemtrails - cookies & cream

rock candy sweet - rock candy  

[Make me your Dream Life 87,624]

more like ice cream popsicle bars w chocolate covering 

btd - french vanilla. 
paradise - chai w fruit alcoholic filling 
uv - dark chocolate raspberry 
honeymoon - pomegranate burst
lust for life - strawberry w honey n strawberry marble 
nfr - coconut vanilla lime, with white chocolate 
chemtrails - coffee w nougat 

rock candy sweet - dk yet 

[honeybadger 40,619]

Spoiler

 

ldrakalg - piña colada

born to die - cherry

paradise - mango

ultraviolence - orange grenadine

honeymoon - raspberry? tangerine

lust for life - lemon

norman - watermelon lemonade

chemtrails - (white) peach

 

rock candy sweet - strawberry lemonade 

[Dark Angel 201,751]

behind the iron gates will be grenadine (quarantine) flavored   

[Frangipani 11,612]

6 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

imagine. a popsicle for each of her albums. RCS would be the crown jewel. and one with her face on it. i'd sell my soul to get one 

 

okay poll what flavor would each album be incl. RCS, i have thoughts but i don't want anyone to disagree with me

I love it when we do these little games because we have no news

Here's a poll 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Sirens - Mango n' cream (for alternative folk people)

AKA - Cotton candy 

BTD - Vanilla (everyone likes it)

Paradise - Pomegranate 

UV - Kool aid

HM - Pistachio

L4L - Fruit Punch

Norman - Pineapple

Violet - Cream (memories/feels like home)

COCC - Kiwi (for the ones that are wild at heart)

RCS - Salted caramel 

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4 minutes ago, BluebirdXO said:

Sirens - Mango n' cream (for alternative folk people)

AKA - Cotton candy 

BTD - Vanilla (everyone likes it)

Paradise - Pomegranate 

UV - Kool aid

HM - Pistachio

L4L - Fruit Punch

Norman - Pineapple

Violet - Cream (memories/feels like home)

COCC - Kiwi (for the ones that are wild at heart)

RCS - Salted caramel 

Paradise is cola flavored.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,663]

Lana albums as teachers:

 

Miss Borntadye - Textiles teacher

Mrs Altrevylance - Substitute teacher

Mrs Honeymoon - History teacher

Miss Lustfalyfe - Guidance Counselor  

Mr Rockwell - Art teacher

Mrs Kemtrail - School principle (everyone laughs at)

Mrs Bannister - DT teacher

[Dark Angel 201,751]

lana albums as holiday food 

 

sirens - mashed potatos

aka - apple pie

born to die - gingerbread cookie

paradise - mac & cheese

ultraviolence - ham

honeymoon - candy cane

lust for life - eggnog

norman fucking rockwell - turkey

chemtrails - stuffing

[Theomo 620]

11 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

lana albums as holiday food 

 

sirens - mashed potatos

aka - apple pie

born to die - gingerbread cookie

paradise - mac & cheese

ultraviolence - ham

honeymoon - candy cane

lust for life - eggnog

norman fucking rockwell - turkey

chemtrails - stuffing

Hahaha I really can feel this. The Ultraviolence -ham is my favorite 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,624]

Albums as zodiac elements?

BTD: air 
Paradise: water 
UV: fire 
HM: water 
LFL: earth 
NFR: air
COCC: earth 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

BTD - Water

Paradise - Air

UV - Water and fire

HM - Earth and air

LFL - Fire and earth

NFR - Air

COCC - Water

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So for album flowers we have: 

 

born to die- rose

 

paradise- hibiscus 

 

Ultraviolence- hydrangea

 

 Honeymoon- lilacs 

 

lust for life- daisy

 

nfr- literally none? There were no flowers used in imagery for this era. There were some merch items with an array of flowers on them but none specifically standing out 

 

Chemtrails- roses

 

Blue banisters- wildflowers 

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29 minutes ago, lanabanana11 said:

So for album flowers we have: 

 

born to die- rose

 

paradise- hibiscus 

 

Ultraviolence- hydrangea

 

 Honeymoon- lilacs 

 

lust for life- daisy

 

nfr- literally none? There were no flowers used in imagery for this era. There were some merch items with an array of flowers on them but none specifically standing out 

 

Chemtrails- roses

 

Blue banisters- wildflowers 

 

that's bc NFR is the butterfly that sits on top of them all