Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

Just now, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Where? Have I missed it amongst the spoilers.. are do you know something we don’t 

Spoiler

I don't think there is a snippet of that part but you'll see! It's fun.

 

[bluebanist 1,007]

Everyday we learn something new about taco truck

[yourboy 3,395]

11 minutes ago, gorillagrippedcoochie said:

nothing better to do than to sit around for the album to leak in HQ 

why is this me even though I have exams tmr

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,782]

2 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

  Reveal hidden contents

I don't think there is a snippet of that part but you'll see! It's fun.

 

Just to make us even more hyped, I can not wait to hear it in all its glory!

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

Manifesting a 9.0, 9.5 or a 10.0 from Pitchfork. We need another NFR win in terms of critical acclaim 

[irvnex 1,250]

The way it feels like the wait is literally never going to end... like time doesn't pass I can't anymore 

[barttttender 4,980]

1 minute ago, SalvaWHORE said:

Manifesting a 9.0, 9.5 or a 10.0 from Pitchfork. We need another NFR win in terms of critical acclaim 

 

i reckon a 7.8 or 8 - higher than BB and Chemtrails, but not as high as Norman.

[ChelseaLeeArts 2,916]

Spoiler

Woke up feeling hot today it definitely means the album is about to leak because only new lana music makes me feel this way 

 

[taco truck 32,992]

I def don’t think this album is gonna get the critical acclaim ur all thinking . A 9.0+ on Pitchfork is not very common and if any album of hers was gonna get a 10, it was gonna be NFR. From what we know it’s too incohesive sonically to get more than a 8.5 imo

[analdelgay 367]

5 minutes ago, irvnex said:

The way it feels like the wait is literally never going to end... like time doesn't pass I can't anymore 

5 days 13 days until we can stream her magnum opus on all streaming platforms 

[TrashMagiq 58,574]

Tired of not having the album someone set me free of my misery 

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

Th

6 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

Manifesting a 9.0, 9.5 or a 10.0 from Pitchfork. We need another NFR win in terms of critical acclaim 

and Metacritic 84

[anon321 1,012]

if lanaboards was chaotic yesterday, i wonder how it’s gonna be on release day 

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

The Guardians 3 star misogyny review by Alexis Petri-dish is probably all ready to go. 

[GrenadineGrass 4,118]

5 minutes ago, taco truck said:

I def don’t think this album is gonna get the critical acclaim ur all thinking . A 9.0+ on Pitchfork is not very common and if any album of hers was gonna get a 10, it was gonna be NFR. From what we know it’s too incohesive sonically to get more than a 8.5 imo

i think most part of it is very cohesive, but she has some experimental approaches. In my opinion, its not that delusional. Venice bitch was very experimental to lana's discography and the critiques received well, just like A&W, and i think shes very reminiscent of NFR with the soundscape of the record, like, its mostly produced by Jack again, the lyrics are very interesting just like her less commercial past records that she had a very stable acclaim. The only thing that itches me is: the featurings and how other experimental tracks will be received since its a risky choice, it can be a 8 or 80 u know? 

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

4 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

The Guardians 3 star misogyny review by Alexis Petri-dish is probably all ready to go. 

Pretty sure he has a "3 stars review template" for all the upcoming lana records. 

[JonBatisteInterlude 1,640]

you guys.. 

[SeraphBronte 285]

Just now, JonBatisteInterlude said:

you guys.. 

You're late

[analdelgay 367]

1 minute ago, JonBatisteInterlude said:

you guys.. 

omg we won

[JonBatisteInterlude 1,640]

1 minute ago, SeraphBronte said:

You're late

okay we still won