Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

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1 minute ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

They didn’t lie. This album isn’t a particularly accessible on first listen.

you should not be rating an album after first listen they need to get into it

Just now, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Go figure a shitty review is accompanied by a shitty website with endless pop ups, banners, notifications, and scrolling impediments fuck off consequence Kintsugi is for the hot girls only

literally... dragging kint for being slow while theres mass in the middle of the album

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,247]

1 minute ago, canadianwhore said:

Judah Smith Interlude will be my most likely skip for me. Reminds me too much of my Catholic upbringing 

OOOOH twins hunny 💅

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1 minute ago, lanitataco said:

you should not be rating an album after first listen they need to get into it

 

Yeah, as someone who takes music very seriously I have never understood critics who write their reviews after one single listen. That's stupid as fuck. Imagine staring at a painting for 10 seconds and then writing a whole essay about it. Huh?

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3 hours ago, lanitataco said:

“Kintsugi” begins with an incredibly compelling lyric but the song gets lost in the following six, sleepy minutes. https://consequence.net/2023/03/lana-del-rey-ocean-blvd-review/2/

who wrote this, 111?

Spoiler

I think that people who think that have no soul… like how? I’m ugly crying six minutes straight every day!!!!!!! It’s one of the saddest and touching lana song ever. Along with Fingertips. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Rico25 said:

How hard can it be to just wait another couple of days? idgi lol

hard since half of the US and UK stans have an exclusive listening party next to their town lol

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Not enough praise for this album for how daring it is in the land of 2 minutes songs. I still can’t believe the length is being used as a negative .

 

The soundbytes trend will pass. This album will be enjoyed and studied beyond that trend.

 

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Honestly I think we’re forgetting Lana has always been controversial in reviews , even NFR on metacritic has some lower scores than ocean Blvd has gotten so Far. I feel like they’ll wind up getting same critic reception at end of this! We won! 

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1 minute ago, PARADIXO said:

 

Yeah, as someone who takes music very seriously I have never understood critics who write their reviews after one single listen. That's stupid as fuck. Imagine staring at a painting for 10 seconds and then writing a whole essay about it. Huh?

its funny reading reviews calling it wordy but they dont care to analyze it... DO YOUR JOB!

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BOO MARY SIROKY BOO

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1 minute ago, lanitataco said:

its funny reading reviews calling it wordy but they dont care to analyze it... DO YOUR JOB!

also it’s so lazy because lana has ALREADY revealed how this album was going to be very wordy in her W Mag interview from last year, before she even announced the album. They’re not even saying anything new 

[The Siren 30,526]

Just now noticing that the Amazon green alt artwork was recoloured

The pillow was recoloured to match the sweater too

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8 minutes ago, LanaBalkana said:

I can’t see the score?

I was wondering that too 

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It's really cool to see how divisive this album is. Everyone has different opinions on what they consider their favourite tracks which is a really good sign of a great album, i guess because it means there are no universally hated songs so nothing is actually bad. They all have room to grow and become more appreciated in time 

[lanasozempicpen 3,486]

yall critics listen to too much radio music that when something alt comes out it automatically gets -10 points than it should bc they wanna call it slow and sleepy

[The Siren 30,526]

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

It's really cool to see how divisive this album is. Everyone has different opinions on what they consider their favourite tracks which is a really good sign of a great album, i guess because it means there are no universally hated songs so nothing is actually bad. They all have room to grow and become well appreciated down the line 

The ínterludes say hi

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3 minutes ago, The Siren said:

Just now noticing that the Amazon green alt artwork was recoloured

The pillow was recoloured to match the sweater too

All pictures in color are recolored. They took the photos in BW and then colored them.

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2 more days guys 

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26 hours left 

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5 minutes ago, nectarofthegodss said:

I was wondering that too 

They send their scores directly to Metacritic just like Variety.

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1 minute ago, The Siren said:

The ínterludes say hi

But i've also seen a lot of people say they really like them so it's probably not bad , just not your taste in music which is okay