Least Favorite Lana Song Titles

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, lilac heaven said:

except Gramma which should’ve just been called Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven

hot take: gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven) is a perfect title

gramma by itself is bad, but BRSTH needs the gramma bow to complete the full package

[revadece 1,435]

even if it fits the song, the tile ‘sad girl’ always makes me cringe so much 

god knows i tried - it doesn’t bother me as much and surely fits the song, but it sounds a bit corny

many lust for life titles, mostly because they’re just too goddamn long..

fuck it i love you - sounds more like a phrase than a song title, also quite not a good phrase

happiness is a butterfly - just corny

let me love you like a woman - sounds like some cheap phrase again

did you know there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd - this is surely lana’s worst title.. so fucking long for no reason, the shortcut, ugly capitalising.. could’ve been miles better if it were just “ocean boulevard” or “tunnel under ocean boulevard” 

[bluechemtrails 26,746]

BTD: Radio 

Paradise: Cola 

UV: Ultraviolence 

HM: Freak 

LFL: God Bless America ...

NFR: Bartender 

COCC: Not All Who Wander Are Lost 

BB: Nectar Of The Gods

 

sometimes it's not only the title, but the whole song concept I don't like

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, bluechemtrails said:

Paradise: Cola 

UV: Ultraviolence 

HM: Freak 

NFR: Bartender 

....................................

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

I’ve always kinda thought NFR as a title was just tacky/messy tbh

HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI should have been shortened to HIADT; it’s more fitting than Sylvia/Sylvia Plath and that’s just the tea

The inconsistent capitalization of the NFR titles in general bugs me, i.e. most are in sentence case but occasionally one will be in proper Title Case and hope is in all lowercase and it’s just a mess

DYKTTATUOB could have/should have remained as simply TATUOB and the shortening of Boulevard irks me somewhat tbh

[Coloringbooks 14,015]

10 hours ago, Glitter Boy said:

Unidentified Flying Bill - what the actual fuck  

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object), which connects to Bill talking about seeing UFOs in the first verse

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song 

[BartenderDeco 19,636]

Just now, Coloringbooks said:

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object)

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song 

the title is the reason i wanted the song to leak, it’s one of her best titles 

[longtimeman 8,918]

I'm on board with all the lovers of Unidentified Flying Bill - a great title that's also hilarious. And I'm wondering if the NFR haters just haven't heard of the phrase.

[TrashMagiq 58,573]

Fishtail and Peppers allegedly

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

8 hours ago, the ocean said:

wasn't the real title "if i die young"

 

8 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

 

yes, if the actual title was "on & on & on" it would've made my list

 

oh okay thank god lmao it's because my file still says on & on & on

I still don't like the title "if I die young" tho but definitely isn't fugly like on & on & on

[Coloringbooks 14,015]

I don't have much to add onto this thread but definitely agree these are hideous titles:

• Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
• Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Bvld
• Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

Also, shoutout to California— not that there's anything wrong with the title itself but she's sick in the head for having 2 songs of the same name

[Blue Ribbon 3,559]

13 hours ago, lilac heaven said:

oooh also i don’t really like Summer Bummed that much, i can stand it but i still wish it was called Daisy Chains like we originally thought

Well, at least it's better than "So Good" 

[Sunset Opal 4,319]

Blue Jeans  it’s just cringy 

[Blue Ribbon 3,559]

- If I Die Young (still miles better whatever "on & on & on" is)

- Bread and Oranges (thank god she changed it to PSB)

- Coca Colla (just... no)

- Kill Kill (<<< the ocean)

- Marylin Monroe / Puppy Love

[evalionisameme 13,889]

Venice bitch, Summer Bummer(gay porn title) , did you know? , hope is a dangerous. 
 

She has many great titles though like ultaviolence, Unidentified flying Bill, Honeymoon 

[Flamingos 564]

Yayo 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,852]

Not all those who wander are lost 

[Glitter Boy 16,558]

6 hours ago, Coloringbooks said:

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object), which connects to Bill talking about seeing UFOs in the first verse

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song 

Thank you for explaining. I literally never was able to get it and I hated it but this makes sense so probably I won't hate it anymore  

[sympathyisaknife 16,032]

HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI

[Super Movie 51,667]

I love the song itself, but I have to agree that Cinnamon being Cinnamon Girl still stings  And something about the titles for If I Die Young/On & On & On/whatever it’s called don’t click with the song itself to me for some reason. I thought the same thing about Nectar of the Gods when it was called Color Blue/Wild On You, so I wonder if there’s another alt title for IIDY