If Lana was on LB, what would be her username?

[ChelseaLeeArts 2,444]

I just know it would be the most random name ever but I love her 

 

 

[Blue Ribbon 3,541]

@rayloreen124

[Rose McGowan 1,477]

Lana actually wouldn’t know how to work Lanaboards so I believe her username would be something like @whatisatrlstoppostinginfoonthenewrecordfucke (and then character limit) 

[rhubysyrup 4,392]

• LostAngeles
• DreamWhore
• BlueBaddie
• FataleAmoré

 

[The Siren 29,385]

@Ellen Anna Poe

(Edgar Allan Poe)

[heavensentslut 4,169]

27 minutes ago, ruined said:

Right now:

@LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore

Depends on each era

Right now she's giving girl boss energy

Explicit sexual lyrics

Posting that Tulsa billboard selfie

Manifesting being a slut in early January and wearing a slut necklace with Rob in that selfie pic. She's just a badass rn. A boss. A powerful woman. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about people's bullshits

so it would definitely be something like @LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore 

Or maybe something like @YourFaveSailorGirl or @SailorsDaughter according to the new album 

why am i having deja vu about this wtf

[ruined 1,695]

8 minutes ago, heavensentslut said:

why am i having deja vu about this wtf

Like someone else came up with this before I did?

[heavensentslut 4,169]

1 minute ago, ruined said:

Like someone else came up with this before I did?

no like ive read that exact post before

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,127]

Well we already know who she is…

 

But to play along,

 

@TheBlueDanube

[the ocean 67,624]

@goodnewseveryone

iykyk

[Make me your Dream Life 83,429]

Pearla

oceangoddess06

2catsintheyard 

HollywoodDrive

Ulittlefckers

 

sorealLana27

Avril Lanavigne

moonstar

sodaqueen

[Pnin 574]

Prolly after a b-side by some folk artist we’ve never heard of from the 70s tbh

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,803]

40 minutes ago, paris texas said:

jojo is NOT lana let's get that straight elle even confirmed it

Oh no I was kidding about Lana being Jojo lol I assumed it was more just a joke but didn’t realize people actually thought that 

 

also as an answer to the prompt, I feel like Lana would probably just use a random string of words like (if she were to make an account at all)

[fl0r1dakil0s 20,866]

2 hours ago, Blossom said:

do u happen to know her Spotify lol

 

it's private

[Blossom 8,944]

1 minute ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

it's private

oh dear 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

@coconut

[takeitdoen 10,616]

@perfectearplacementthnx

[heavensentslut 4,169]

@neilkrug

[the ocean 67,624]

@violetbentbackwardsoverthegrassiscomingoutatabookstoreneary (and then it runs out because of character limit)

[pin up galore 18,004]

idk about username but I know for a fact her profile pic would be an unreleased pic of her feet like