Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Shellfish beach 343]

the fact that Serial killer isn't a bonus track on BTD is baffling to me. It is better than all three bonus tracks tbh...

 

 

Whenever I search for artists that are most similar to Lana, we often get recommended Marina, Halsey, Florence, FKA Twigs, Melanie etc. And yeah I do happen to love them all but they just don't match up in similarity because their voices are so different, and tbh, far less "easy listening" than Lana's voice.

 

In truth, none of these artists are even remotely similar to Lana other than the fact that they are in the same "sub-genre" (alt pop, which covers so many different sounds), have overlapping fanbases, and in some cases share similar aesthetics. I always thought she was way more similar to the neighbourhood (at least in the BTD era).

[Nobody 21,542]

I'm fucking screaming I googled one of Lana's new friends, as you do, and it came up with this. I guess we know who sold the Chase story 

This girl hasn’t had a job for three years. When she’s not hunting new rich friends in Los Angeles, she makes money by getting close to celebrities (Serena Williams, Ciara, Drake, Shaun White) and selling stories about them to tabloids (TMZ, OK!, Us Weekly, etc). She is shady as f*ck and avoid her at all costs. Check out her desperate instagram @valvogt for more

Literally

 

[Ryusei 5,071]

I'm fucking screaming I googled one of Lana's new friends, as you do, and it came up with this. I guess we know who sold the Chase story 

Literally

 

I was hoping it would be skirtsandsuits

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

I'm fucking screaming I googled one of Lana's new friends, as you do, and it came up with this. I guess we know who sold the Chase story 

Literally

 

This girl hasn’t had a job for three years. When she’s not hunting new rich friends in Los Angeles, she makes money by getting close to celebrities (Serena Williams, Ciara, Drake, Shaun White) and selling stories about them to tabloids (TMZ, OK!, Us Weekly, etc). She is shady as f*ck and avoid her at all costs. Check out her desperate instagram @valvogt for more

 

@RormanNockwell

 

oop

[SylviaPlath 570]

I was hoping it would be skirtsandsuits

 

 

skirtsandsuits makes me laugh. that has got to be the most disgusting instagram feed i have ever seen. why does she completely oversaturate her photos like it's 2012

[Rorman Nockwell 56,751]

I'm fucking screaming I googled one of Lana's new friends, as you do, and it came up with this. I guess we know who sold the Chase story 

Literally

 

 

Oh my God I cannot fucking BREATHE (here's the link where that quote is from)

 

https://gossip.thedirty.com/gossip/hollywood/avoid-valerie-vogt-at-all-costs/#post-1940631

 

I guess we know who always calls the paparazzi when sis goes to church, too.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,751]

skirtsandsuits makes me laugh. that has got to be the most disgusting instagram feed i have ever seen. why does she completely oversaturate her photos like it's 2012

 

Yes, when I DMed her about sis' creepy stalker + left a comment on her latest post telling her to check because it was regarding her friend's personal safety, she deleted my comment and never read the DM.

 

Wasn't going to say which friend it was but fuck her.

 

I don't know ... I understand they must get a lot of starfuckers messaging them but if someone wrote that ^ on my post ... I feel like I would check because I would care enough about my friend to do so. If the message turned out to be "wHeRe'S nFr?" then that's what, 30 seconds of my time wasted?

 

So as I said. Fuck. Her.

[Ryusei 5,071]

Yes, when I DMed her about sis' creepy stalker + left a comment on her latest post telling her to check because it was regarding her friend's personal safety, she deleted my comment and never read the DM.

 

Wasn't going to say which friend it was but fuck her.

 

I don't know ... I understand they must get a lot of starfuckers messaging them but if someone wrote that ^ on my post ... I feel like I would check because I would care enough about my friend to do so. If the message turned out to be "wHeRe'S nFr?" then that's what, 30 seconds of my time wasted?

 

So as I said. Fuck. Her.

Does anyone know her actual name? It doesn't seem to be anywhere but I wanna "investigate" her lol

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Does anyone know her actual name? It doesn't seem to be anywhere but I wanna "investigate" her lol

Sarah Johnson I believe

[annedauphine 35,918]

This morning I was walking in my fav area of Paris going to work under big bright sun and I had Your Girl on a loop in my ears and I thought I was gonna pass out of happiness. This song is associated to amazing moments in my mind when it leaked when I took a walk in Venice Beach when I was in New York... I’ll never stop loving Lana she makes me too happy

[Ryusei 5,071]

so idk if this belongs here or in the taylor swift thread.. but in taylor's new music video there is this scene with Ryan Reynolds which seems pretty random and someone on Reddit pointed out that it looks like a Norman Rockwell painting

 

 

She also mentioned Lana in an interview saying: "Her imagery. It’s poetic. It’s also full of modern pop culture and throwback nostalgia. Anything that she puts out, I’m going to not only listen to but do a full read-through of the lyrics."

AND Venice Bitch is in her Apple Music Playlist 

 

Taylor has been doing all sorts of easter eggs and stuff that are way more of a reach than this so could Lana be featured on Taylor's new album? Thoughts? 

 

[Serene Queen 4,786]

so idk if this belongs here or in the taylor swift thread.. but in taylor's new music video there is this scene with Ryan Reynolds which seems pretty random and someone on Reddit pointed out that it looks like a Norman Rockwell painting

 

 

She also mentioned Lana in an interview saying: "Her imagery. It’s poetic. It’s also full of modern pop culture and throwback nostalgia. Anything that she puts out, I’m going to not only listen to but do a full read-through of the lyrics."

AND Venice Bitch is in her Apple Music Playlist

 

Taylor has been doing all sorts of easter eggs and stuff that are way more of a reach than this so could Lana be featured on Taylor's new album? Thoughts?

 

Welllllll, it IS Taylor Swift, the queen of easter eggs, so I honestly wouldn’t be surprised. Sounds very plausible

[jvcx 3,644]

Her ASCAP red carpet was one of her worst

Yup that red belt doesn't work at all

[Yosemite 23,786]

Hey guys, how are you?

 

I need the help of anyone who lives in the UK. (Just because I'm from Portugal and I need the t-shirt to arrive really soon; I would give you my address and you'd send it to me).

Do you know any store that customizes t-shirts? I wanted one with some pic of Lana to wear at the festival at the 18th of July and I'm afraid that if I buy some off of aliexpress it won't arrive in time.

 

It has to be somewhat cheap.

 

Can anyone help me?

 

Thx

[Beautiful Loser 48,890]

Do like me - draw the print yourself.

 

Nah just joking, I hope it’ll work out for you.

[poetic jess 2,340]

Yes, when I DMed her about sis' creepy stalker + left a comment on her latest post telling her to check because it was regarding her friend's personal safety, she deleted my comment and never read the DM.

 

Wasn't going to say which friend it was but fuck her.

 

I don't know ... I understand they must get a lot of starfuckers messaging them but if someone wrote that ^ on my post ... I feel like I would check because I would care enough about my friend to do so. If the message turned out to be "wHeRe'S nFr?" then that's what, 30 seconds of my time wasted?

 

So as I said. Fuck. Her.

Wow, that was her? Damn. I’ve been thinking of making a video on discussing why I’m not a fan of Lana’s choices for NFR and the worry I have concerning her personal life- like make a quick mention of how shady her friends seem (especially seeing how they’re associated with those churches), but this takes the cake. That’s really messed up. Now idk if I should go through with it or what.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,751]

Wow, that was her? Damn. I’ve been thinking of making a video on discussing why I’m not a fan of Lana’s choices for NFR and the worry I have concerning her personal life- like make a quick mention of how shady her friends seem (especially seeing how they’re associated with those churches), but this takes the cake. That’s really messed up. Now idk if I should go through with it or what.

 

Yeah, I know some people get mad about people picking on her friends but imo there is just no defending that. As I said, 30 seconds or less of her time to check the message.

 

Ofc we all want sis to have friends and be happy. I don't think there's anyone here who doesn't want that (or, I hope there isn't). But these "friends"? So sketchy.

[VeniceBambi 1,304]

Does anyone know why Lana is following a Billie eilish fan acct? Was it an accident? Did the account used to be a lana one? Weird

[Make me your Dream Life 87,892]

I wanna get back to discussing the chances of us getting any more videos like we've gotten from the LFL period. Even if BAR was ultimately replaced, it still had amazing production value, along w the blockbuster vibes from the title track, and the LOVE music video, simply enchanting, and I loved how almost, local it felt, w her singing in the planetarium and the beach . 

MAC seems legit more like a fashion interlude you'd watch if u went to Tilly's or Vans, which is great forsure, but it seems real forgettable, no malice just tryna b honest. Venice actually fits the track, bc I love how abstract it is, so the flashing images, and how loosely everything connects seems to fit the song's vibes. It's definitely not overbearing, which is something I personally really enjoy. 
Incredibly excited for the HiaB video, even if it is recycled footage, I just love the vibes it tries to lend itself to b, and I hope there's more substance or frames of her to really connect a story for. The insta snippet makes it seem a lot more active so maybe that'll b enough who knows 

Wonder why she hasn't really released a track for HIADT exactly. I mean I get that it's a real personal track, so I'll just that with that guess. I usually dislike watching music videos bc I like having my own imagination fuel what I see when listening to music, but ever since Ride, I've been kinda like in awe for the cinematography w her work. 

It's naive to really think she'll have another Tropico sorta work with how the era's been teetering around to even starting, and just the lax vibes she's been giving off, which is perfectly fine, something different to absorb art and vibe wise, but I really wish she finds that kind of spark to create something as magnificent, at the very least, in that kind of sense. I think I should just shut it and b grateful that music's coming, and that hopefully, there'll b a vinyl that I'll b comfortably buying. Hope the cover's beautiful and properly reflects the music we'll b getting. We've heard a great chunk of it, if even thru snippets, but just gonna b honest, the riverside pic doesn't seem like it lends to what we've gotten music wise. Maybe she was trying a bit more to look more stern, and she's all the music w her, but it doesn't really reflect how poignant and resolved the music is. I dig the vibes, but it feels too Robin Hood, at least for me. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,751]

the riverside pic doesn't seem like it lends to what we've gotten music wise. Maybe she was trying a bit more to look more stern, and she's all the music w her, but it doesn't really reflect how poignant and resolved the music is. I dig the vibes, but it feels too Robin Hood, at least for me. 

 

Hang on ... which pic are you talkin' 'bout?