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4 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:


I’m just gonna call it, you’re definitely Ben :mj2:

it’s me ben ldr9 confirmed as a 19 track album with 11 minute songs of lana scatting to instrumental sinatra songs with banjos 

8 minutes ago, DragonWhore said:

;) 

:excited:


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12 minutes ago, jamesss said:

i have a theory that lana del rey’s a lizard person. 

this is actually true. Rob and Patty are both lizard people, but Lizzy did such a horrible job fitting into lizard culture when she was younger, she was so enamored with human culture. That's why Patty would scream at her and Rob wouldn't step in because he knew his daughter could never really be a human. Her face changes so much because it's literally a disguise. All the photos from her younger are deep fakes.  Lindsay Lohan is also a lizard person.

That being said, Lana has had multiple full body surgeries to take on human form and takes a regimen of specially devised medications to align her endocrine system and other bodily functions with that of humans.  Wildflower Wildfire was about this.

What all this means is that there will be new music October 14th

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Just now, jamesss said:

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened?? 

 

because they're trolls and blasted scat images all over the website :derpna2:


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2 minutes ago, jamesss said:

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened?? 

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

 

EDIT:

Although…

We supposedly always get new music after scat attacks…


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1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

glad to know i’m on @Elle’s good side and that she loves everyone excluding people with shit kinks (ily elle you’re the best)

Just now, jamesss said:

glad to know i’m on @Elle’s good side and that she loves everyone excluding people with shit kinks (ily elle you’re the best)

NOT sucking up i promise.


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4 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

 

EDIT:

Although…

We supposedly always get new music after scat attacks…

 

oh god it's gonna happen again... i just know it. when is the next full moon? 


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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Just now, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Did someone say.....Full Moon? :lmaoney:

 

 

 

bop! lana cover this challenge 

 

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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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