Random Lana Discussion Thread

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Fingertips said:

I only terrorize those with crusty skin

oh no /s

[For K 9,171]

17 minutes ago, For K said:

I'm just going to say it. If you don't like Lana or her recent work why in the absolute FUCK are you on a forum entirely dedicated to news on her. You make tweets, posts, and status updates about your disdain for her work. I have NEVER started drama on here EVER. I have always been civil against even the most awful of people on this site for the sake of maintaining a level head but I have a special hate in my heart for you @Xenoblade 3. Maybe you hate women, maybe you hate Lana I don't really give a shit. 

THIS is personal. You only have negative shit to say and it's so obvious how miserable you are with your own life. 

 

Maybe you should find a fucking JOB and find something better to do than dedicate your free time to dissing an artist you like a few songs from while pissing on her every chance you get. Truly, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. Maybe your mother dropped you on your fat fucking head as a child, which I truly hope is the case to explain the absolute fucking brain dead comments you post on here. 

 

Eat shit

 

9 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

 

We ate that 

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,782]

this era has given the No Context thread so much content

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

You're the kindest, sweetest person ever and I adore you; I don't eviscerate those with healthy and kind spirits like yours! I only terrorize those with black hearts, four too many rolls of blubber, and crusty skin, like @Xenoblade 3 

Right back at you  I can’t say I have a way with words like you in the way that you really clapped back, nor do I have your creativity - but I see you fighting the good fight for our girl! 

[Fingertips 72,034]

15 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

i really don't know what came over me when i wrote this, but can we pin this to the original post of this thread

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Fingertips said:

i really don't know what came over me when i wrote this, but can we pin this to the original post of this thread

you briefly got transported to the bad bitch plane of existence, same place that lana was when blessing the world with le titty, and she gave you the energy to execute a proper slay

[Fingertips 72,034]

Just now, paris texas said:

you briefly got transported to the bad bitch plane of existence, same place that lana was when blessing the world with le titty, and she gave you the energy to execute a proper slay

exactly bestie <3

[mssainttropez 14,759]

38 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

 

I think I speak for all of us when I say I would like to retract my lipsters 2022 votes and vouch to add someone in a few categories

[Nevermind 879]

33 minutes ago, paris texas said:

it's ok to say you're jealous of her boobs, this is a safe space

Lol someone on Exhale really was jealous of her tits

[jinsouldilf 1,877]

38 minutes ago, paris texas said:

it's ok to say you're jealous of her boobs, this is a safe space

i am jealous of lanas boobs. 

[Nevermind 879]

32 minutes ago, paris texas said:

did anyone try the paris texas? i thought the paris texas was lovely

It was outstanding

[Crimson and Clover 22,505]

34 minutes ago, paris texas said:

did anyone try the paris texas? i thought the paris texas was lovely

I hope this post goes down in lanaboards history tbh 

[West Coast 45,793]

41 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

God, I feel like being a bitch but I just don’t have it in me! 

This made me think of this 

 

[Nahime 427]

I do like when women suggest more then they show. (Quote from Beyonce before SF).

 

I do think it is sad to use your sexuality to sell. It just reinforces the idea that women are sexual objects in this society of consumerism.

 

BUT

 

I will always have respect for women and Lana who is a great artist.

 

she does what she wants and so do I. Our opinions differ obviously on that topic and that’s FINE. I will see her on tour and enjoy her amazing catalog. What she does is her business. What I think about it is my business and there is no harm expressing ourselves if we are being respectful.
 

[Deleted Member 23,728]

Just now, Nahime said:

I do like when women suggest more then they show. (Quote from Beyonce before SF).

 

I do think it is sad to use your sexuality to sell. It just reinforces the idea that women are sexual objects in this society of consumerism.

 

BUT

 

I will always have respect for women and Lana who is a great artist.

 

she does what she wants and so do I. Our opinions differ obviously on that topic and that’s FINE. I will see her on tour and enjoy her amazing catalog. What she does is her business. What I think about it is my business and there is no harm expressing ourselves if we are being respectful.
 

lana showing titty on an alternate album cover isn’t even sexualizing herself like it’s just a little nipple and it’s serving cunt

[Obduration 6,548]

Booby pic does not equal objectification especially with Lana. This woman has a reason for even the smallest stroke of that cursed typewriter. 

[Nahime 427]

1 minute ago, lilac heaven said:

lana showing titty on an alternate album cover isn’t even sexualizing herself like it’s just a little nipple and it’s serving cunt

Honey, we agree to disagree on that one.

 

it doesn’t take away from her what makes her one of the best artists ever.

 

I respectfully shared my thoughts and it won’t go further. I will never wish her, her fans, her family any harm. And I will be there to listen to the album. 
 

edit : why did she have to postpone an album again 

[Let the Light In 18,661]

9 minutes ago, Nahime said:

I do like when women suggest more then they show. (Quote from Beyonce before SF).

 

I do think it is sad to use your sexuality to sell. It just reinforces the idea that women are sexual objects in this society of consumerism.

 

BUT

 

I will always have respect for women and Lana who is a great artist.

 

she does what she wants and so do I. Our opinions differ obviously on that topic and that’s FINE. I will see her on tour and enjoy her amazing catalog. What she does is her business. What I think about it is my business and there is no harm expressing ourselves if we are being respectful.
 

Please watch this 

 

“There are no rules — if you’re a boy. If you’re a girl, you have to play the game. What is that game? You are allowed to be pretty and cute and sexy. But don’t act too smart. Don’t have an opinion. Don’t have an opinion that is out of line with the status quo, at least. You are allowed to be objectified by men and dress like a slut, but don’t own your sluttiness. And do not, I repeat, do not, share your own sexual fantasies with the world. Be what men want you to be. But more importantly, be what women feel comfortable with you being around other men.”

 

“Everything I read about myself was damning. I was called a whore and a witch. One headline compared me to Satan. I said, ‘Wait a minute, isn’t Prince running around with fishnets and high heels and lipstick with his butt hanging out?’ Yes, he was. But he was a man. This was the first time I truly understood women do not have the same freedom as men.“

[Lasso 13,197]

3 minutes ago, Nahime said:

I do think it is sad to use your sexuality to sell. It just reinforces the idea that women are sexual objects in this society of consumerism.

 

 

That's a very superficial way of looking at it. It's a very tasteful photograph in the cover of an album in which she's definitely expressing her mind. She's not an object - we just choose to look at her as one.

When we keep saying we wish Lana would do what we want to so we could feel satisfied, aren't we treating her as an object too?

So she's just kind of extrapolating that. Somewhere her body marred her soul indeed...

[the ocean 67,601]

7 minutes ago, BoDaToe said:

Honestly, same. I want it framed and hung in my living room. Fuck a tv, I’m just gonna have company over to sit and look at Lana’s right tit.

it's just a very aesthetically pleasing photo to look at

plus good for her for owning her boobs! i feel like the people who are interpreting it sexually are missing the point of why she probably did it in the first place