Worst Lana Lyrics

[syrup amour 2,954]

On 5/8/2023 at 10:50 PM, Maltese Falcon said:

Oh no I mean “didn’t like” not “like”  I love Lana’s lyrics

[syrup amour 2,954]

On 5/8/2023 at 11:44 PM, The Siren said:

some of the choices in here to call her worst lyrics are embarassing 

the only song lyrics id consider her worst are

Delicious

Big Bad Wolf

and maybe another unreleased song or two

Don’t come for big bad wolf, she’s simple but fun

 

however if we’re talking unreleased…

[West Coast 45,850]

4 hours ago, PARADIXO said:

 

Lol late reply, but notice how NFR-and-beyond stans never complain about her earlier work and don't criticize other fans for liking other albums more. You guys are constantly hating on her newer work, and I am yet to see a decent argument on that. Also, what's the problem with singing about "being a vagabond poet", and let me add, a vagabond poet in the middle of a culture and political crisis. What's so different from singing about being a bad girl with a love on the side who gets drunk and high? She sings about so many things. You guys just hate her lbr lol.

 

That's funny, yall always complain about how ''repetitive''/poor her lyrics were prior to NFR, especially on Ultraviolence. Always acting like those songs are, in hindsight, subar from a songwriting perspective. That's one POV I don't give a fuck about and/or don't agree with. The music was so much more atmospheric then.

 

Besides I've had this argument countless times with you and other hardcore post-NFR stans--I've stated my case many times and I don't care to do it again with you here. Love that some people love the vagabond poet-stream of consciousness, more freestyle stuff, and there are songs I really appreciate that follow that path/approach, but I still think that her pre-NFR lyricism was more mystical, mysterious and effective without feeling like she was breathlessly trauma dumping sharing her innermost thoughts. 

 

Have a nice day! 

[lanaismamom 11,549]

15 minutes ago, West Coast said:

 

That's funny, yall always complain about how ''repetitive''/poor her lyrics were prior to NFR, especially on Ultraviolence. Always acting like those songs are, in hindsight, subar from a songwriting perspective. That's one POV I don't give a fuck about and/or don't agree with. The music was so much more atmospheric then.

 

Besides I've had this argument countless times with you and other hardcore post-NFR stans--I've stated my case many times and I don't care to do it again with you here. Love that some people love the vagabond poet-stream of consciousness, more freestyle stuff, and there are songs I really appreciate that follow that path/approach, but I still think that her pre-NFR lyricism was more mystical, mysterious and effective without feeling like she was breathlessly trauma dumping sharing her innermost thoughts. 

 

Have a nice day! 

absolutely its time people to realize nfr was no new and great AT ALL she literally did things she done on nfr much more better in her pre nfr albums lol nfr is just good album and not very good LANAS album and when i see people putting it above hm i start having questions - Honeymoon shoudve got the acclaim that NFR got (and the last got it unreasonably because of how uninteresting and boring its getting after 4th minute of venice bitch)
and btw nfr stans are the type pf people usually who will fight u if u say nfr isnt great so im tired of this conversation, the point is nfr isnt the greatest and lfl isnt the worst lanas albums and im happy people started to understand this now after almost 4 years, there is definitely the reason why we had that fanbase split on 2 right after nfr

[Brat 1,128]

On 5/7/2023 at 9:50 PM, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit

No i'm a GPSOTSOMFWHDSF apologist. They constantly berated her for being a "middle-aged white woman" online and she clapped back. Trust me I cringed the entirety of the QFTC debacle but I stand with this lyric.  

[honey dew 11,795]

"I've been coverin' Joni and dancin' with Joan, Stevie's callin' on the telephone" always made my skin crawl

[Strangelove 1,845]

Hi, so I tried searching with the search bar for this topic and did not find anything but please feel free to delete it if the topic already exists.

 

What do you think is Lana's most bizarre/ridiculous lyric?

 

For me, it is the Behind Closed Doors bridge. 

 

Everybody's at the park tonight

Everybody's at the shore

Everybody's on the street tonight

What the hell would we do that for?

Everybody's at the park tonight

But we got fireworks galore, behind closed doors

Behind closed doors

 

It doesn't really make any sense to me! She's saying people are out having fun, meanwhile her and her boyfriend are "too cool" to be a part of that. And what is fireworks galore? They would have to be down the shore or something to see that. 

[Beautiful Loser 49,279]

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

 

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

"BLOODY MARY IN MY MIRROR AFRAID IN THE CORNER NOT ME IM A WINNER MARY SCARED OF ME"

 

Spoiler

Fake lyrics btw, just an inside joke song

 

[Dark Angel 202,785]

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

[Strangelove 1,845]

18 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

 

Haha I had no idea she said this in Bad Boy. 

 

16 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

I always thought these lyrics were strange but brilliant.

[Unidentified Major Tom 2,137]

Boom like that !

[Strangelove 1,845]

Just now, Unidentified Major Tom said:

Boom like that !

I think she planned for it to leak on 9/11.

[Dark Angel 202,785]

copacabana, yes, in my party dress

i'm shimmering in love on that crystal meth

 

he's jesus christ and i'm his baby-doll

[14n4 376]

 

20 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben? i've always wondered what his identity is

[Strangelove 1,845]

1 minute ago, 14n4 said:

 

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben? i've always wondered what his identity is 

Isn't it about the 5 Points guy instead? Before she met Ben I believe she was dating him. 

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

copacabana, yes, in my party dress

i'm shimmering in love on that crystal meth

 

he's jesus christ and i'm his baby-doll

Sorry but I love Jesus Is My Boyfriend and that theme. It makes sense only to me. 

[taco truck 33,271]

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

[Genesee 6,382]

honestly the entirety of peppers has me laughing sometimes because of how gaudy the lyrics are  still iconic tho

[Dark Angel 202,785]

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 

[Strangelove 1,845]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 

Wow... What is the song?

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

It definitely sounds so, "I just moved to California" lol.