Jump to content
PARADIXO

Worst Lana Lyrics

Recommended Posts

On 5/8/2023 at 10:50 PM, Maltese Falcon said:

:wtf3:

Oh no I mean “didn’t like” not “like” :thumb3: I love Lana’s lyrics


Lana-del-rey-happy GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/8/2023 at 11:44 PM, The Siren said:

some of the choices in here to call her worst lyrics are embarassing :bebe:

the only song lyrics id consider her worst are

Delicious

Big Bad Wolf

and maybe another unreleased song or two :bebe:

Don’t come for big bad wolf, she’s simple but fun

 

however if we’re talking unreleased…


Lana-del-rey-happy GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, PARADIXO said:

 

Lol late reply, but notice how NFR-and-beyond stans never complain about her earlier work and don't criticize other fans for liking other albums more. You guys are constantly hating on her newer work, and I am yet to see a decent argument on that. Also, what's the problem with singing about "being a vagabond poet", and let me add, a vagabond poet in the middle of a culture and political crisis. What's so different from singing about being a bad girl with a love on the side who gets drunk and high? She sings about so many things. You guys just hate her lbr lol.

 

That's funny, yall always complain about how ''repetitive''/poor her lyrics were prior to NFR, especially on Ultraviolence. Always acting like those songs are, in hindsight, subar from a songwriting perspective. That's one POV I don't give a fuck about and/or don't agree with. The music was so much more atmospheric then. :xgiggle:

 

Besides I've had this argument countless times with you and other hardcore post-NFR stans--I've stated my case many times and I don't care to do it again with you here. Love that some people love the vagabond poet-stream of consciousness, more freestyle stuff, and there are songs I really appreciate that follow that path/approach, but I still think that her pre-NFR lyricism was more mystical, mysterious and effective without feeling like she was breathlessly trauma dumping sharing her innermost thoughts. 

 

Have a nice day! :kiss:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 minutes ago, West Coast said:

 

That's funny, yall always complain about how ''repetitive''/poor her lyrics were prior to NFR, especially on Ultraviolence. Always acting like those songs are, in hindsight, subar from a songwriting perspective. That's one POV I don't give a fuck about and/or don't agree with. The music was so much more atmospheric then. :xgiggle:

 

Besides I've had this argument countless times with you and other hardcore post-NFR stans--I've stated my case many times and I don't care to do it again with you here. Love that some people love the vagabond poet-stream of consciousness, more freestyle stuff, and there are songs I really appreciate that follow that path/approach, but I still think that her pre-NFR lyricism was more mystical, mysterious and effective without feeling like she was breathlessly trauma dumping sharing her innermost thoughts. 

 

Have a nice day! :kiss:

absolutely its time people to realize nfr was no new and great AT ALL she literally did things she done on nfr much more better in her pre nfr albums lol nfr is just good album and not very good LANAS album and when i see people putting it above hm i start having questions - Honeymoon shoudve got the acclaim that NFR got (and the last got it unreasonably because of how uninteresting and boring its getting after 4th minute of venice bitch)
and btw nfr stans are the type pf people usually who will fight u if u say nfr isnt great so im tired of this conversation, the point is nfr isnt the greatest and lfl isnt the worst lanas albums and im happy people started to understand this now after almost 4 years, there is definitely the reason why we had that fanbase split on 2 right after nfr


giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7jpqyd46ox5igmjru9y

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/7/2023 at 9:50 PM, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit:toofunny:

No i'm a GPSOTSOMFWHDSF apologist. They constantly berated her for being a "middle-aged white woman" online and she clapped back. Trust me I cringed the entirety of the QFTC debacle but I stand with this lyric.  


                                                                                 ~    fantasia-seductive.gif ~

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hi, so I tried searching with the search bar for this topic and did not find anything but please feel free to delete it if the topic already exists.

 

What do you think is Lana's most bizarre/ridiculous lyric?

 

For me, it is the Behind Closed Doors bridge. 

 

Everybody's at the park tonight

Everybody's at the shore

Everybody's on the street tonight

What the hell would we do that for?

Everybody's at the park tonight

But we got fireworks galore, behind closed doors

Behind closed doors

 

It doesn't really make any sense to me! She's saying people are out having fun, meanwhile her and her boyfriend are "too cool" to be a part of that. And what is fireworks galore? They would have to be down the shore or something to see that. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant


obsIjsB.jpeg 0byH4kD.jpeg y2KFJFn.jpeg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
18 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

:true: 

Haha I had no idea she said this in Bad Boy. 

 

16 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

I always thought these lyrics were strange but brilliant.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

20 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben?:ohsnap: i've always wondered what his identity is


 

giphy.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, 14n4 said:

 

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben?:ohsnap: i've always wondered what his identity is 

Isn't it about the 5 Points guy instead? Before she met Ben I believe she was dating him. 

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

copacabana, yes, in my party dress

i'm shimmering in love on that crystal meth

 

he's jesus christ and i'm his baby-doll

Sorry but I love Jesus Is My Boyfriend and that theme. It makes sense only to me. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.


975879ca71d01ef914728e1d913db9c8ebe35e197a6779948f76453c1c7c3d67249eb70c2144a45946bb601b85b9a0ea979662afb98515387a76cc16

˖° ⋆.ೃ࿔ this is my idea of fun °⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

honestly the entirety of peppers has me laughing sometimes because of how gaudy the lyrics are :blush: still iconic tho


from the motel window, the stars twinkle and the signs glow

 

i see all the places you've taken me and all the places we'll go together

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 


obsIjsB.jpeg 0byH4kD.jpeg y2KFJFn.jpeg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, Surf Noir said:

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 

Wow... What is the song?

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

It definitely sounds so, "I just moved to California" lol.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...