Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Veinsineon 76,885]

1 minute ago, That Venice Bitch said:

Oh… wasn’t it LDR Village?

Girl that place was ground zero for the rapture. A GHOST TOWN!!! Never to be heard from again

[Without You 2,870]

3 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

I’ll first listen to Blue Skies before craving a a single from Lasso 

ouu ur right i forgot she covered that 

[NikoGo 60,815]

3 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

I hope we get no singles  since it’s coming out soon, I wanna experience listening to the full album for the first time 

soon?? It’s 7 months away  at this rate it’s only going to be 3 months less than the NFR rollout 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,696]

2 minutes ago, That Venice Bitch said:

Oh… wasn’t it LDR Village?

if it was then

[GeminiLanaFan 49,047]

Just now, NikoGo said:

soon?? It’s 7 months away  at this rate it’s only going to be 3 months less than the NFR rollout 

NFR was worse: HIaB has been teased almost a year and a half before release 

[Americen Whore 10,140]

1 minute ago, taco truck said:

i would not consider September "soon"

Well with UNI, 7 months = 2 months 

[DCooper 36,916]

I truly can't believe that we woke up to a pre-release thread lmao 

 

Here we go again! 

[NikoGo 60,815]

Just now, GeminiLanaFan said:

NFR was worse: HIaB has been teased almost a year and a half before release 

Oh absolutely. But I consider the ‘rollout’ starting in September when we got VB/MAC since that’s when we got the album title and some details about the album 

[American Whore 51,339]

14 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

if Lasso is the real name of this album, it might be the only one that we cant abbreviate (excluding Paradise)

we have UV and HM, but that's because they're compound words

 

i mean we usually call the newest Tunnel or Ocean Blvd or OB, so idk. I guess we could call it LO or LS but yeah, Lasso is kinda hard to abbreviate

[cherrytropico 11,076]

37 minutes ago, ByDayAnother said:

I trust her, and if it’s no good, hey, she’s allowed a less-than-stellar album at her rate of output.

not possible for lana to put out a less-than-stellar album 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,739]

1 hour ago, DCooper said:

My delusional narrative:

 

Lasso will tell the story of a young woman trying to make her way to Nashville with dreams of finding love and becoming a country singer. She will come across a wide variety of seedy characters and disappointing men (Henry, I'm looking at you. Hey blue baby, you too) who try to lasso her into their orbits, but she always escapes with the last laugh. Three quarters through the album she starts to wonder if she's ever going to get there, and rants about the things she's seen (the serial killers, the prostitute pickups, the pantyhose thrillers ) The song serves as a release and a reset hence the sonic switchup, and afterwards she realizes that she must be stupid for being so happy despite it all and carries on her way, where she finally reaches Nashville and performs her showstopping duet with the legend Dolly Parton and finally makes it as a singer. The prettiest girl in country music after all, she's the one with all the power, the one holding the lasso in the end 

That was *sobs* so beautiful!!!

[GeminiLanaFan 49,047]

Ocean Blvd was and still is pretty much what I wanted from a Lana album since Norman. So even if I don’t love Lasso, she gave us that masterpiece before. If she had gone country after BB (if i don’t like it), i would have been so disappointed. 

[American Whore 51,339]

40 minutes ago, ByDayAnother said:

I trust her, and if it’s no good, hey, she’s allowed a less-than-stellar album at her rate of output.

 

well we got blue banisters so 

[ever 1,435]

i hope there's no collaborations, i want a full solo album

[GeminiLanaFan 49,047]

3 minutes ago, DCooper said:

I truly can't believe that we woke up to a pre-release thread lmao 

 

Here we go again! 

And yet again, she announced it in the weirdest way possible, just like we got the OB preorder date out of nowhere 

[Embach 42,567]

If Lana released an album where she says "aaaaaaaaa" for 6 hours, I believe she would still serve

[DCooper 36,916]

6 minutes ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

That was *sobs* so beautiful!!!

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,739]

omg Boom Like That - Yeehaw Version ft Miley Cyrus and Nikki Lane with Dolly twerking in the background of the MV confirmed!!! Sure to hit #1 on the charts.

[pin up galore 18,997]

LDR Village was such a cool website for such shit merch but now that its gone I want cool and unique merch that other artists dont have like brass spurs or a LDR branded whip, cowboy hats, belt buckles like there's so much you can do with a country theme 

[ivory almond 15,653]

Not Lasso being LDR X too oh i just realized—