Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Lanaparadiserey 23,546]

 

[NikoGo 60,798]

33 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

i spoke to Lana and she said she genuinely has no idea whether Lasso is still going to happen this year. thankfully her team doesn't give her deadlines. She's been working on this project for years already, but she's started feeling the muse move in another direction. I feel like we might see another album of impromptu songs like Kintsugi and more similar to the latter trap tracks on DYKTTATUOB , Fishtail, Peppers, TacoTruck etc. before the Lasso tracks ever see the light of day.

I agree with her decision though because the Lasso tracks are honestly legendary timeless classics. American songbook melodies is not an understatement. She let me listen to a few and they're incredible. Whenever she released this album, it's going to shake the earth.

me when I lie 

[genghis khan 5,107]

38 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

i spoke to Lana and she said she genuinely has no idea whether Lasso is still going to happen this year. thankfully her team doesn't give her deadlines. She's been working on this project for years already, but she's started feeling the muse move in another direction. I feel like we might see another album of impromptu songs like Kintsugi and more similar to the latter trap tracks on DYKTTATUOB , Fishtail, Peppers, TacoTruck etc. before the Lasso tracks ever see the light of day.

I agree with her decision though because the Lasso tracks are honestly legendary timeless classics. American songbook melodies is not an understatement. She let me listen to a few and they're incredible. Whenever she released this album, it's going to shake the earth.

Just got off the phone with Lana! She wants you to log off

[DCooper 36,914]

Lana just texted me and she said Lasso is back on 

[paradisetropico 7,916]

okay but fishtail is so slept on! i would love an album or an EP of psycho lifeguard semi trap, semi sad ballads that are slutty before lasso era just sayin 

[ever 1,435]

50 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

She let me listen to a few and they're incredible.

[Lake Placid 3,301]

41 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

I know I shouldn't say anything, but it's true. The song I can't get out of my head is "The Way You Made Me Feel Today" - this is going to change everything. Best song of all time level track.

@TheDollClub girl you know you can’t have more than one account??

[Americen Whore 10,132]

I was with @Cake Bush too, she also said hey blue baby is one of the 16 tracks, no nikki lane collab, no interlude, and no piano ballads 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

46 minutes ago, Cake Bush said:

I know I shouldn't say anything, but it's true. The song I can't get out of my head is "The Way You Made Me Feel Today" - this is going to change everything. Best song of all time level track.

I know a good psychiatrist in LA - your psych meds aren’t working #uneedanewcocktail

[heroindealer 11,041]

Y’all I met Lana in London, Mayfair, she told me that nikki fed her dirty crack thus Lasso and nikki colaborqtions are cancelled 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,831]

A new fake insider (who in a fresh creative twist speaks directly to Lana herself)oh the pre-release prophecy is moving right along. News is coming soon!🚀

[taco truck 32,991]

I saw a store called Lasso today taking it as a sign we will be getting more info soon 

[ivory almond 15,605]

WE REACHED THE FAKE INSIDER CHECKPOINT HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO RELEASE 

[Americen Whore 10,132]

8 minutes ago, taco truck said:

I saw a store called Lasso today taking it as a sign we will be getting more info soon 

Waiting for @Sportscruiser to feed us with his lasso questions  

[rosemead ramada 6,715]

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

4 minutes ago, rosemead ramada said:

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

wait because calling it Laseaux would actually be the biggest serve lmfaoooo  it’s so cunty. Her CUNTry album omg

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,690]

i just had an 11 hour facetime with Lana and she revealed to me that her Lasso album title has been changed to "I Lasso Your Heart Out While I Listen To Surf Noir and Drink Spicy Vodka Pasta and Contemplate The Existence of Me Being", she also said that the album comes out with a 3 hour, David Lynch directed, feature film music video, featuring a scene of Lana eating a banana for seven minutes. There is also a Psychedelic Surf Trip Hop Taylor Swift Diss Track but you can only listen to it if you purchase both the Sea Foam Alt Indie Exclusive Vinyl and the Cream Latte Cowboy Juice UO Exclusive Vinyl at the same time on November 9th at 6:19 p.m.

[Brooklyn Fetus 3,525]

yall can stop jumping them, i believe every word they said i heard some lasso tracks an insider showed me and they do match their description were most likely getting a trap album

yall are so heartless #WESTANDWITHYOUCAKEBUSH!

[heroindealer 11,041]

1 hour ago, ivory almond said:

WE REACHED THE FAKE INSIDER CHECKPOINT HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO RELEASE 

to an album of Fishtails 

[honey dew 11,778]

I just got off the phone with my dad and he said Hi how are you and I said Good how are you and he said Good thanks.