Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[disguttodeath 367]

55 minutes ago, Embach said:

I just probably got confused, I just found that post, I think you were joking then?

 

But about Jinn, it's a 50/50 case, we'll be finding out sooner or later lmao

Coachella... Skims... Stadium Shows.. Met Gala... Things actually happened.. And she gave alot of hints in all of this if you look close.. Does the lies affect ur process of think?

[Mer 62,097]

Hi my aunts cousins’ dog walkers’ best friend is an insider and said that Lana won’t drop anything unless Harris wins Nebraska’s 2nd district and the election is called before 7am ET on Nov. 6th. 
 

Any other infinitely possible outcomes will result in no new album  

[Three White Butterflies 27,484]

1 hour ago, ivory almond said:

to sum it up Trump is trying to back out of the debate in order to keep Lana from releasing a single because he knows if she does that all of her fans will collectively hand Kamala the win for presidency + scat attack tmrw @11am

 

prepare well

 

seeing this completely out of context is absolutely insane 

[dexter 2,194]

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

[Mer 62,097]

Just now, Three White Butterflies said:

 

seeing this completely out of context is absolutely insane 

what do you mean? All the context is right there in that single sentence 

[Cult Leader 5,462]

Just now, dexter said:

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

I feel like I'm getting the full pre release Lanaboards experience, this is so magical

[Mer 62,097]

3 minutes ago, dexter said:

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

No offence to that person, but I think it’s a troll account bc the profile picture literally looks like what you would get if you asked AI to make you an image of “gay male Lana Del Rey fan”

[Candy Necklace 8,023]

13 minutes ago, Mer said:

No offence to that person, but I think it’s a troll account bc the profile picture literally looks like what you would get if you asked AI to make you an image of “gay male Lana Del Rey fan”

 you’re not wrong

 

[Veinsineon 77,217]

1 hour ago, ivory almond said:

to sum it up Trump is trying to back out of the debate in order to keep Lana from releasing a single because he knows if she does that all of her fans will collectively hand Kamala the win for presidency + scat attack tmrw @11am

 

prepare well

I’m crying

[Veinsineon 77,217]

19 minutes ago, dexter said:

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

I’m crying x2

[Lustformoney 41,497]

Anyways I’m sure we r getting the first single in late September to make up for the album lie. Already happened with American standards and cocc the single

[Lanaparadiserey 23,703]

3 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Anyways I’m sure we r getting the first single in late September to make up for the album lie. Already happened with American standards and cocc the single

If we get another Let Me Love You Like A Woman I’m unstanning

[Lasso 13,216]

MOTHERFUCKER TAKE OUT YOUR GUN 

[ivory almond 16,125]

55 minutes ago, Three White Butterflies said:

 

seeing this completely out of context is absolutely insane 

u have to exist IN the context to get it out of context

[Embach 43,629]

1 hour ago, lanabanana11 said:

what is a scat attack exactly?

Oh honey... there's a whole history

[ultrabanisters 45,609]

1 hour ago, dexter said:

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

the comments are sending me hsbsbsbsbs

 

the OP said his account got 'deleted' too i wonder which user he was 

[Embach 43,629]

1 minute ago, ultrabanisters said:

the comments are sending me hsbsbsbsbs

 

the OP said his account got 'deleted' too i wonder which user he was 

When he's a scat poster 

[venice biotch 7,237]

1 hour ago, dexter said:

who posted this the comments are believing it we are in full blown clown mode😭

Saw that video and just went straight to the comments to say "JOIN LANABOARDS NAIVE PEOPLE" as if im not as naive as them

[GeminiLanaFan 49,245]

Ok finally got two seconds to add my two cents to everything that happened today… 

 

I find it a bit weird that there are only 6-8 songs done at the moment but she she did announce the title in February… although it’s not impossible she changed the direction of it, but if so, she must have shelved a lot of songs if these 6-8 are the ones selected at the moment if she worked on lasso for four years. 
 

as for the election that might change the rollout… that part is not impossible. This election has the eyes of the world on it, the result of a Trump win would be so worrying for a lot of liberal people and what he could do to the UsA in the next four years. Lana said the album was very Americana, and maybe it could be weird for her to release an American album if she feels like the « American way of life » could come to an end in the next years. 
 

As for Henry, she always released a song she teased with a snippet to the exception of RBFY (but the caption said so)

[Disgraceland 13]

If she’s going to make a country record, muscle shoals is the place to do it. Worked pretty well for Dusty Springfield.